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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysTuesday, April 1, 2003 Volume IX, Number 201
 did ya
        know?
 
 
 Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
        the Carthage Public Library will have its First Saturday
        Booksale from 8 a.m.-12 noon on Saturday, April 5th. Stop
        by and stock up on Spring bargains. Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage Humane
        Society needs your community club, church group or family
        to help with upcoming adoption events. To volunteer call
        358-6808. Did Ya Know?. . .A marriage
        enrichment seminar will be held April 11-13 at the
        Covenant World Outreach in Carthage. Door prizes and
        Saturday morning meal provided. For more information call
        417-359-8500. 
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        | today's laugh
 
 Just think how much deeper the ocean
        would be if sponges didnt live there.  If a cow laughed, would milk come out
        her nose? Isnt Disney World a people trap
        operated by a mouse?  Why are they called buildings, when
        theyre already finished? Shouldnt they be
        called builts?  Why is it lemon juice contains mostly
        artificial ingredients, but dishwashing liquid contains
        real lemons? 1903
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A SENIOR CLASS
        MEETING. The High school seniors met yesterday
        after school and postponed final action on class pins for
        one week, when a number of samples will be on hand. It was decided not to hold the class
        day reception in the auditorium and a committee of Carl
        Pratt, Miss Edna Givens and Miss Eunice Knepper was
        appointed to obtain a hall for that purpose. A committee was appointed to arrange
        the numbers for the class day and commencement programs.
        Those on the committee are Misses Virgie Sayler, Gertrude
        Armitage and Jennie Adams, Messrs Louis Winkier and Harry
        Elliott. The invitation question was referred to
        a committee. All the committees are to report next
        Thursday. A communication was received from the
        juniors accepting the invitation of the seniors to their
        class day reception. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 
 Students Express School Needs.
 
 
 
 A tour of the
                Carthage Junior High School and Carthage Senior
                High School was held Thursday morning followed by
                a news conference. Superintendent Gary Reed and
                Scott DeNeen, Representative of the Steadley
                Trust Fund, were there to answer questions about
                the $3 million dollar donation from the Steadley
                Trust Fund. There were also members of the
                student council giving tours and answering
                questions. Junior Lucy Armstrong gave the Mornin
                Mail a tour. "The most important
                improvement needed in the high school," said
                Armstrong, "is an elevator and a larger
                cafeteria. We do have a handicapped teacher who
                uses the chair lift which is loud and slow, and
                he can only go to the first and second
                floors." Armstrong led the tour through
                the crowded halls during lunch. The students were
                elbow to elbow and in order to get through the
                hall Armstrong had to step over students sitting
                in the hall trying to eat lunch. Information regarding the
                School Bond Issue is available at the
                Administration building located at 710 Lyon
                Street in Carthage. 
 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 
                    
                        Ive gotten into a
                        couple a conversations bout the
                        trials of bein a kid in the last
                        week or two. Not the stuff ya hear about
                        taday, the important trials like fallin
                        off a bike or gettin hit with a
                        baseball.  I suppose as a kid we
                        didnt think much of a broken arm or
                        a sprained ankle as bein anything
                        that devastatin. Thats why
                        takin some risks while at play was
                        so common. I was shown scars ta prove it. I suppose I was
                        fortunate that durin these
                        conversations there were plenty of
                        stories bein told and I didnt
                        get the chance to relay any of my own. I
                        always thought of my childhood as bein
                        filled with some adventure or another,
                        but it seems it was pretty typical of the
                        times. But even today skinned knees are
                        pretty good teachers. This is some fact, but
                        mostly,  Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by McCune- Brooks Hospital | Weekly Column 
 
 
 TO
                YOUR GOOD HEALTH By Paul G. Donohue, M.D. DEAR DR. DONOHUE: My husband
                and I have been trying to have a baby for more
                than a year. During my fertility work-up, I told
                the doctor that I have painful periods. That lit
                a bulb in his brain, and he thinks my problem
                might be endometriosis. How is the diagnosis
                made, and how is the condition treated? 
                M.K. ANSWER: The endometrium is the
                lining tissue of the uterus. Every month, from
                the stimulation of female hormones, the
                endometrium grows and matures into a lush soil
                that provides the ideal terrain for nurturing a
                fertilized egg. If no egg is fertilized, the
                lining is shed during the menstrual period. Pieces of the shed lining can
                find their way to places they shouldnt be.
                They can implant on the ovaries, the fallopian
                tubes, many pelvic structures and even the lining
                of the intestine. Then, a woman has transplanted
                uterine lining that responds to the monthly
                stimulation of female hormones just as it would
                if it was in the uterus. That is endometriosis. You have two endometriosis
                symptoms: infertility and painful periods. Pain
                during intercourse is another common symptom. The
                test that gives solid evidence for a diagnosis is
                a laparoscopic exam of the pelvis. A laparoscope
                is a telescopelike device through which the
                doctor can see the interior of the pelvis or
                abdomen or whatever cavity is under inspection. |  Copyright 1997-2003 by Heritage
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