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            published every weekday except major holidays 
            Tuesday, July 8, 2003 Volume XII, Number 14 
         
        did ya
        know? 
         
        Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Masonic Lodge #197 will hold its regular meeting at
        7:00 p.m. on Thursday, July 10th at the Masonic Temple,
        behind the Carthage Public Library. Work will be done in
        the first degree as well as regular business. This will
        also be the annual move-up night for the officers. All
        area Masons are invited to attend. For more information
        call Rob Lewis at 417-623-7112. 
        Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Multi-Culture Committee meets monlthy and is currently
        focusing on organizing the 3rd Annual "Festival of
        Friends," and is seeking volunteers and more
        cultural displays. Interested persons are invited to
        attend the next meeting at 12 noon on Wednesday, July 9th
        at the Family Literacy Center, 706 Orchard. For more info
        call Corinne 358-3270, Jinny 358-2158, Tomasita 358-1401
        or FLC 358-5926. 
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        today's laugh 
         
         
         
        Sonny- "Mother, were going
        to play elephants at the zoo and we want you to help
        us." 
        Mother- "What on earth can I do?" 
        Sonny- "You can be the lady who gives them peanuts
        and candy." 
        Pickpocket (visiting friend in jail)-
        "I hired a lawyer for you this morning , Slim, but I
        had to hand him my watch as a retainer." 
        Pal- "And did he keep it?" 
        Pickpocket- "He thinks he did." 
         
         
         
        1903 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        NOBODY WANTS HER. 
        Husband and Two
        Counties Have Pushed Demented Mary Turner On. 
        Mary Turner, demented, is the wife of a
        Joplin miner, who on August 5 sent her to Carthage for
        the courts disposal. The court adjudged her to be
        demented and ordered her sent back to Stone county, from
        where the husband said they had come, but a short time
        before. Deputy Constable Hopkins of Joplin took her to
        Galena, Stone county, on August 5. 
        This morning Sheriff M.A. Lee of Stone
        County arrived here from Galena with the woman, her
        bundle of rags and a paper declaring that she would be
        delivered over to Jasper county, from whence she had
        come.  
        Sheriff Warren refused to receive the
        woman at the jail and the Stone county official took her
        away. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature 
                 
                 
                City Council Meeting. 
                 
                 
                The regular bi-monthly
                Council meeting will be held tonight at City Hall
                at 7:30 p.m. 
                The agenda includes Council
                bill 03-38 which would authorize the Mayor to
                execute a Contract between the City of Carthage
                and the Carthage Over 60 center for services in
                the amount of $10,000.00. The Over 60 Center has
                recently received a grant in the amount of
                $267,600.00 for renovations. The City will
                contribute approximately $30,000.00 to that
                project. 
                New business for tonights
                meeting includes the consideration of Bank
                Requisition No. 16 in the amount of $1,747.96 for
                the Golf Course Renovation Project.  
                The Council will also hear the
                first reading of Council bill 03-39 authorizing
                the Mayor to sign an agreement between the City
                of Carthage and the Missouri Highway and
                Transportation Commission for the Nonurban
                Operating Assistance Grants Program for the
                fiscal year ending June 30, 2004. This is a
                annual Missouri Department of Transportation
                contract providing funds for the City Taxi
                service. 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin',
                    
                        
                            It always seems a
                            little quieter after the Fourth. I
                            like to just see how little noise I
                            can be around for a day or two. 
                              
                              
                            See what I mean. A
                            little bit of nothin goes a
                            long way. 
                            I never like ta
                            have any noise goin on in the
                            mornin. Seems is all gets
                            jumbled up and make the day more
                            confusin. 
                            The mornin
                            talk shows seem to be just a little
                            too jolly for my pre-coffee hours. It
                            just makes me jittery hearin
                            all that chirpy chatter. Id
                            rather just listen to the squirrels
                            runnin the fence and the birds
                            gettin the worm. Course
                            after a holiday, its always
                            good ta get away from it all. 
                            This is some fact,
                            but mostly, 
                            Just Jake
                            Talkin. 
                         
                     
                 
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                TO
                YOUR GOOD HEALTH 
                By Paul G. Donohue, M.D. 
                DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am on a
                low-cholesterol diet. I am also engaged in a
                battle with other women in my bridge club. They
                say shrimp contains no cholesterol and its
                OK to eat it. I was informed that it does contain
                cholesterol. I would like to hear that it
                doesnt, because it is a favorite food of
                mine.  S.R. 
                ANSWER: Slightly more than
                three ounces of shrimp has 200 mg of cholesterol.
                Thats about the same amount of cholesterol
                found in one egg yolk. The daily limit for
                cholesterol consumption has been set at 300 mg.
                Dont despair. You can have your shrimp and
                eat it. Shrimp contains very little saturated
                fat, which raises blood cholesterol higher than
                does cholesterol in food. Saturated fat turns on
                liver production of cholesterol. Shrimp is not a
                banned item. Eat it in moderation. 
                DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have had an
                aluminum coffeepot for years, one that I like
                very much. Should I throw it away?  T.H. 
                ANSWER: Why would you want to
                do that? Have you heard that aluminum pots, pans,
                etc., are possibly associated with
                Alzheimers disease? The brains of deceased
                Alzheimers patients do have some aluminum
                deposits. But no one can prove whether these
                deposits caused the illness or if they are simply
                a consequence of having the illness.  
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