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            Wednesday, March 19, 2003 Volume IX, Number 192 
         
        did ya
        know? 
         
         
         
        Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Salvation Army Soup Kitchen, 125 E. Fairview, will serve
        Ham w/Scalloped Potatoes, Hominy, Dessert & Drink on
        Wednesday, March 19th. 
        Did Ya Know?. . .The YPL Cool
        Readers program ends today. All log sheets must be turned
        in by Wed., March 19th. Awards Day for the 2002-2003
        Carthage Public Library Cool Readers will at 10 a.m. on
        Friday, March 21st in the Library Annex. Call 237-7040
        for info. 
        Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
        Reflections will have an afternoon tea at 2 p.m. on
        Thursday, March 20th in the hospital cafeteria. Jasper
        County 911 Board will present a program on our Emergency
        System. Chalaine Bell, Director of Respiratory Services
        at MBH will speak about our new Sleep Lab. Call 359-2347
        for more information. 
         
         
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        today's laugh 
         
         
        Two pigeons were flying over a parking
        lot. Looking down, one said, "Hey, lets put a
        deposit down on that red car." 
        Two eagles see a jet zoom by. One eagle
        says, "That bird is certainly in a hurry." 
        The other eagle says, "So would
        you be if your tail was on fire." 
        A good name for a boy born on the first
        day of the month would be bill. 
         
        1903 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        EXPRESS HORSE BADLY
        SHOCKED. 
        When Driver Carl Twitchel of the
        Pacific express wagon started to the depot at 6:30 this
        morning he drove into a knee-high live telephone wire
        down at Second and Lyon streets. The horse, faithful old
        "Jack," reared and plunged till free of the
        shocking contact, but soon got into it again and was
        knocked down by the electrical current. 
        The horse stretched out and groaned,
        and the driver left him for dead and went to the house of
        Agent Askey at the Baptist parsonage to tell him. Mr.
        Askey ran to the scene with an umbrella and with it and
        raked the wire off the prostrate horse. "Jack"
        was still alive but was unharnessed and gotten up with
        difficulty. He was badly burned about the mouth and nose
        by the hot wire. His two hind shoes were torn off in the
        experience some how, and poor old "Jack" was
        led to his stable for a two days recuperation on full
        feed just the same as if working. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature 
                 
                 
                Blunt Response. 
                 
                 
                House Majority Whip Roy
                Blunt (Mo.) issued the following statement
                regarding the Presidents address to the
                nation Monday night:"The
                President has given Saddam Hussein and the United
                Nations every chance, and both have rejected
                these opportunities. The time for diplomacy is
                over." 
                 
                Homicide - Suicide. 
                 
                 
                A memo was received Tuesday
                morning from the Carthage Police Department with
                information concerning a double homicide and
                suicide that took place in Carthage.  
                Monday afternoon at 4:38 p.m. a
                13-year-old newspaper carrier reported that there
                was a "person down" in the back yard of
                1055 South Garrison. When personnel arrived it
                was obvious that the male subject lying in the
                yard was deceased. An immediate search of the
                residence resulted in the discovery of a deceased
                female upstairs and a deceased male in the living
                room. They appeared to have died from gunshot
                wounds.  
                The deceased were later
                identified as Dr. Oren Ralston, 88; Mrs. Madylon
                Ralston, 84, wife of Dr. Ralston and Mr. Larry
                Ralston, 62, son of Dr. Ralston.  
                Investigation by the Carthage
                Police Department and the Jasper County
                Coroners Office has concluded that Dr.
                Ralston killed his son and wife and then killed
                himself. There were notes left at the home by Dr.
                Ralston detailing the incident as well as other
                physical evidence. According to the Carthage
                Police Department it seems that Dr. Ralston was
                despondent over health issues. 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin',
                    It doesnt take much
                    to impress some folks.  
                    The other day I showed off
                    my level of intelligence by introducing a
                    three-year old to the age old concept of a
                    red brick.. Imagine, talkin to someone
                    who didnt know what a brick was. I was
                    in tall cotton. Opened up a whole new avenue
                    of thinkin for this curious mind.  
                    I do have to admit that
                    occasions such as this dont happen much
                    when I hang out with folks more my age, but
                    unquestioned intelligence is one of the perks
                    of bein a grandfather I suppose. 
                    There for a while I had two
                    grandchildren convinced that pickin up
                    sticks in the yard was great fun. It was
                    great while it lasted. Seems kids are
                    gettin smarter all the time. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                Weekly Column 
                 
                 
                 
                HERES
                A TIP 
                By JoAnn Derson 
                 To clean strong odors
                 such as fish or onion  try rubbing
                your hands with a little salt. Or, you can use a
                leftover lemon wedge or used coffee grounds. 
                 Got a run in your
                pantyhose? Use a cut portion to scrub stains off
                of delicate porcelain or countertops. 
                 Ever oversalted soup?
                Not to worry  just cut a single potato into
                several large slices. Add them to the soup, and
                they will soak up the extra salt. Remove before
                serving. 
                 After a night of
                overindulgence, try this headache-rescue remedy:
                a cold glass of soy milk. The natural isoflavones
                help to repair damage to liver cells bombarded
                with alcohol. 
                 Spam is becoming more
                and more intrusive these days. But every time you
                surf the Internet and enter an e-mail address for
                more information or to access a Web page, you
                open yourself up to more spam (from the Web sites
                you visit, and more). Try opening a
                "throw-away" e-mail account for this
                purpose only. Go to any free Web mail provider
                (like Hotmail or Yahoo!) and sign up for a free
                e-mail account. When you have to enter your
                e-mail to get info online, use this free account.
                Then, when it gets too clogged with spam, just
                close the account and open another. 
                 Banish facial shine with
                a cotton ball dipped in Milk of Magnesia. Wipe
                off your T-zone (forehead, down the nose and on
                the chin), then wipe lightly with a damp paper
                towel or washcloth. 
                 The best shade of shades
                to wear in the early morning or at dusk? Yellow.
                Yellow lenses brighten low light. 
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