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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysThursday, October 16, 2003 Volume XII, Number 85
 did ya
        know? Did Ya Know?. . .The Class of
        1978 Reunion will be held from 7-12 p.m. on Friday, Oct.
        17th in the old Eugene Field School. Classmates of any
        age invited. For more information contact Piper, Shellie,
        or Teresa at 358-3879. Did Ya Know?. . .The Class of
        1973 30th Reunion will be held at 7 p.m. on Sat., Oct.
        18th at the Lucky J Restaurant and Arena. For more info
        call Cyndy Pendleton Macy at SMB, 358-9331. Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        Veterans Alliance will meet at 7 p.m. on Thurs., Oct.
        16th at the V.F.W. Hall. They will finalize plans for the
        Veterans Day Program to be held at the Memorial Hall. All
        veteran organizations are welcome to attend. Did Ya Know?. . .The next
        Diabetes Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wed.,
        Oct. 22nd in the McCune-Brooks Hospital dining room.
        Donna Nelson, RN, will speak about handling lifes
        challenges. Refreshments and recipes will be served. | 
    
        | today's laugh
 
 I paid a hundred dollars for that dog -
        part Collie and part bull.Which part is bull?
 The part about the hundred dollars.
 I passed your house yesterday.Thanks. We appreciate it.
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 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Returned to Red Oak. J.A. Sawyer, who was here visiting his
        nephew, Chas. Hale, has returned to his home at Red Oak,
        Mo. Mr. Hales mother-in-law, Mrs. Jefferys,
        accompanied him home and will visit before her return
        here with her son at Stotts City. 
 All members of the Fraternal Aid
        Association are requested to be present at the meeting
        this evening. Initiation of new members. 
 Hear Edward Baxter Perry, the noted
        blind pianist, at the Christian Church next Tuesday
        evening. 
 Dr. Wesley Halliburton, who was here
        for a visit to his brothers, and also to consult with the
        physicians of Mr. Saml McReynolds in regard to his
        illness, has returned to his home in Alton, Ill. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 Chamber
                Announce Move.
 The Carthage Chamber of Commerce will be moving
                soon to their new location, 402 S. Garrison, in
                the old Great Southern Bank Building, according
                to Executive Director Max McKnight. They should
                have possession by November 1st, and will move
                into the new location shortly after, McKnight
                announced at Tuesdays regular City Council
                Meeting.
 The new location will provide
                more space overall for employees, and an
                opportunity to upgrade organizations image,
                says McKnight.  "A thing we like to do and
                be aware of is supporting the community as a
                whole, even though we wont be on the Square
                anymore, were still downtown," said
                McKnight.  The Dry Gultch, which occupies
                the store next to the current Chamber location,
                will be expanding their store into what was the
                Chamber space after the first of the year, says
                owner, Deborah Lavite. The Carthage Convention and
                Visitors Bureau will also be moving along with
                the Chamber, to the new Garrison location.  
   
                    NASCAR
                    to the Max In a twist from several
                    races in the recent past, the winner of the
                    UAW-GM Quality 500 in Charlotte, NC was not
                    determined by who could stretch a tank of
                    fuel the farthest but who had the fresher
                    tires. Ryan Newman, who has won several races
                    this season by conserving fuel, looked to be
                    on his way to another win when he pitted late
                    in the race and took a full load of fuel
                    which would enable him to finish the race.
                    Though Newman gave up a lap, it was expected
                    that he would inherit the lead when his
                    competition pitted later. When the leaders
                    pitted, Tony Stewart also took new tires and
                    was eight seconds in arrears to Newman.
                    Stewart began his pursuit of Newman and,
                    though slowed slightly by lapped traffic, had
                    caught Newman with ten laps to go. An old
                    NASCAR axiom says "Catching someone is
                    one thing, passing them is another."
                    Stewart stayed in line behind Newman and
                    applied steady pressure. With seven laps
                    remaining Newmans car bobbled slightly
                    allowing Stewart to take the favored inside
                    line for the pass. Stewart maintained the
                    lead over the final laps to claim his second
                    victory of the season. The secret to Newmans
                    fuel mileage has been revealed and rather
                    than cheating as alleged by his competitors,
                    Newman is using a SMALLER carburetor than
                    allowed. The team reportedly gives up only
                    two horsepower but gets ½ mile per gallon
                    better fuel economy which equates to 11 miles
                    per tank of fuel. At a 1.5 mile track that 11
                    miles per tank would allow an advantage of
                    about seven laps. That would explain how
                    Newman is able to complete the race, do his
                    victory lap and celebratory burn out with
                    fuel to spare. Jeff Gordon seems to be
                    stuck in a rut. A rut however, that would
                    satisfy most other drivers. The four time
                    series champion has finished the past four
                    races in fifth place. The series now heads to the
                    paper clip shaped .526-mile Martinsville (VA)
                    Speedway. Jeff Gordon won the spring race
                    here.  
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin',
 I heard talk
                about a guy that was one brick short of a load
                the other day. Id have ta figure that most
                get the feelin they dont know all
                they should at some point or another. Id
                lived a lotta years fore I heard the
                expression "not the sharpest knife in the
                drawer." I grew up hearin
                bout those bein one card short of a
                deck, ladder not reachin the top rung, and
                bein a half a bubble off. Typically these were not
                judgemental statements, but just observations
                considered as fact. Course usually the
                statement was followed by the observation that
                the person had many admirable traits also. Im sure Ive lost a
                brick or two along the way. If ya find it, put it
                on your pile, if ya think its worthy. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
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 Click & Clack
 TALK CARS
 by Tom & Ray Magliozzi Dear Tom and Ray: What is the formula on the gas
                pump all about? (R+M)/2  whats the R?
                Whats the M?  James TOM: Its all about
                octane, James. Octane is a hydrocarbon that, when
                burned in an engine, has a very high resistance
                to engine knock, or pinging. RAY: But since its very
                expensive, you never actually burn octane in your
                engine. The gasolines we use contain no octane.
                The octane rating simply measures how closely a
                gasoline compares to pure octane in suppressing
                knock. TOM: So a fuel rated 93 octane
                will resist knock and pinging like a mixture
                thats 93 percent pure octane. RAY: There are two different
                methods used to determine the octane rating of a
                fuel. Theres "R," which stands
                for "research." The research octane
                number (RON) is determined in a lab with a test
                engine running at 600 rpm, which represents a
                low-compression, low-knock situation. TOM: Then theres
                "M," for "motor." The motor
                octane number (MON) uses a test engine, also in a
                lab, at a higher rpm. Thats supposed to
                represent higher-speed, higher-temperature
                operation, where knock is more likely. RAY: Why is the second one
                called "motor" when its also,
                technically, "research"? Done in a lab,
                too? We have no idea. Why not L+H for
                "low" and "high"? Or S+F for
                "slow" and "fast"? Or if
                its going to be meaningless, why not S+R
                for "Siegfried" and "Roy"? TOM: Anyway, the way they get
                the number on the pump is by averaging
                "R" and "M." Or, put
                mathematically, "(R+M)/2." So, if the
                RON of a fuel is 93 and the MON is 87, the octane
                rating you see on the pump is 90. |  Copyright 1997-2003 by Heritage
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