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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 Volume XIII, Number 136

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage V.F.W. announced the suspension of Friday Nite Bingo on Dec. 31st, New Year’s Eve. Friday Nite Bingo will resume on Jan. 7, 2005 at 7 p.m. Doors open at 5:30 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Public Library will be closed at 5:00 on New Year’s Eve and remain closed for New Year’s Day.

Did Ya Know?... Carthage V.F.W. Post will have a New Year’s Eve Dance with the public invited. Hats, horns and snacks at $7.50 per person. Post Canteen will be open New year’s day at its regular time.

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage Recycling Drop-off Center and Composting lot will be closed Saturday, January 1st.

Did Ya Know?... The Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion will hold their first meeting of the New Year on Thursday night, January 6, 2005 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Room sof the Memorail Hall. All members are urged to attend.

today's laugh

"What was the most confusing case you ever had?" asked the doctor of the lawyer.
"Case o’ champagne," returned the lawyer. "I hadn’t got halfway through it before I was all muddled up."

Teacher: "Willie, define ignorance."
Willie: "It’s when you don’t know something and someone finds it out."

1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

His Annual Candy Party.

T.B. Hobbs has for years given a candy party each year at the holiday season. This year the date selected is Thursday evening Dec. 29, and the invitation is worded as follows., the persons invited being in each case addressed by their Christian names: ""Why can’t you come to Bent’s and Wellie’s fifth annual candy festivity and help dispose of good candy and ice water. Water in abundance. December 29th at 8 o’clock sharp. Bent and Wellie."

Alphonse and Gaston.

"Alphonse and Gaston" the attraction which has caused so much contention and rivalry between Broadway managers the past summer, for the right of presentation, comes to the Grand, Monday. The comedy element in "Alphonse and Gaston should be enjoyable to those who see the performance. The play is just full of genuine humor.

 

Today's Feature

"Free Ride Into The New Year."

New Year’s Eve is Fridayand the City of Carthage will again provide its "Free Ride Into the New Year." This service is designed to reduce the risk of impaired driving after New Year’s celebration. The Carthage Taxi Service will take persons from anywhere in Carthage to anywhere in Carthage no questions asked.

The service will be provided from 10:00 p.m. until 2:00 a.m. People can request the service by calling 359-6589.


Salvation Army Christmas Goal.

News Release

As of December 28, 2004 the Salvation Army in Carthage has not met its Christmas Goal of $53,000 standing approximately $2,800 away, with time still available to accept donations.

A representative of the Salvation Army said the Carthage community once again made sure that everyone had a nice Christmas and offers thanks to all who sent in Donations, put money in a kettle, gave food, toys or volunteered time.

This year 345 families were helped, which is many more than the previous year.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin'

Labor relations was a lot simpler when I was growin’ up. A farmer pulls up as school was gettin’ out and spread the word that he was lookin’’ for some hands to haul hay. The first three or four guys to make it in the bed of his pick-up were hired.

Out in the field, you were expected to pull your weight and pitch in and get the job done. If the farmer was happy with your performance, he’d ask ya ta come back the next night. If not, he’d either tell ya that you weren’t cuttin’ it or he’d ask one of the better hands to bring a buddy with him tomorrow.

The evaluation process was quick and usually pretty accurate. Either you could do the work or you couldn’t.

Most of the time the farmer could care less if you were the captain of the football team or a champion title-de-wink player, he just wanted his hay in the barn.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip

By JoAnn Derson

• Resolutions can be daunting, especially if you have a long list. Why not focus on one resolution per month? Mark a single resolution for every month on your 2005 calendar: January could be "get the house organized" month, March could be "drink more water" month, June could be "eat healthier" month, etc. You only have to focus on the single resolution, and it gives you a whole month to turn it into a habit.

• Don’t forget to stock up on plain red and green partyware at after-Christmas sales. Red can be used for Valentine’s Day and Fourth of July celebrations; green is great for St. Patrick’s Day parties.

• For unbreakable, long-lasting "rubber bands," writes E.M. of Indiana, Pa., just cut strips from nylon stockings or stretchy shirts that have worn out (or been stained). They can be made in varied sizes and there are so many uses for them, she can’t even count the ways. Great tip!

• "My hands get dry easily, so I am constantly putting lotion on them. When I go out in the evening and carry a small purse, I put a bit of lotion in a plastic sandwich baggie. It is a super space-saver, and it still is easy to get to." — E.S. in Virginia

• "If you have a pan with burned-on food, throw in some cut-up onions and water. Let it set for 5 minutes and then wash. The onion will loosen the charred food." — F.P. in Louisiana

• Winter-driving safety tip: Beware the snow-draped shoulder. It might look like a nice wide space to pull over into, but it could be a ditch that is filled with snow. Approach the shoulder with caution and be prepared to ease back onto the road in the event you feel any softness.

 

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