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Friday, August 19, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 44

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... First Presbyterian Church is sponsoring a free concert in Central Park on Friday night, August 19 at 8 p.m featuring gospel and folk music by No Apparent Reason. Bring lawn chairs, light refreshments will be provided. In case of rain the event will be held in the church Fellowship Hall.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Soccer League Fall season begins Sept. 12. Signups for Fall and Spring seasons for age groups U6, U8, U10 and U13 will be held at the 1st United Methodist Church Annex 511 Lyon St. on Sat., Aug. 20 from 9:00-11:30 a.m. and Thurs., Aug 25 from 5-7:30 p.m. The cost is $45 for both seasons and $25 for one season only. Teams are co-ed.

today's laugh

I saw something stupid in the paper today - a new alarm for people who don’t like loud noises. Instead it slowly hits you with a light and gets brighter and brighter until you wake up. I already have one of those. It’s called a window. - Jay Leno

Why do they sell lemon juice made with artificial ingredients and lemon floor polish made with real lemon juice? Now I drink tea with a twist of Mop & Glo. - Bobby Kelton.

Q: What happened to the pelican who stuck his head into the light socket?
A: He got an electric bill.

Two hikers were walking through central Pennsylvania when they came upon a six-foot-wide hole in the ground. They figured it must be the opening for a vertical air shaft from an old abandoned coal mine. Curious about the depth of the hole, the first hiker picked up a nearby rock and tossed it into the opening. They listened... and heard nothing.
The second hiker picked up an even larger rock and tossed it into the opening.
They listened... and still heard nothing. Then they both picked up an old railroad tie, dragged it to the edge of the shaft, and hurled it down. Seconds later a dog came running up between the two men and jumped straight into the hole. Bewildered, the two men just looked at each other, trying to figure out why a dog would do such a thing.
Soon a young boy ambled onto the scene and asked if either man had seen a dog. The hikers told him about the dog that had just jumped into the hole.
The young boy laughed and said, "That couldn’t be my dog. My dog was tied to a railroad tie."

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

"The Circus Beautiful."

Will be Here Wednesday - The Cost of Animals.

The Great Floto Shows will be here Wednesday. The parade will be given at 10 o’clock in the morning, going over the principal business streets of the city. All of the features which have glared upon the public from the billboards are said to be actually in existence with the circus and sterling entertainment is promised.

But few people have any idea of the vast amount of money expended and invested in the modern circus. The menagerie, which is usually given but a passing glance as the sightseers hurry on through to the "big show" represents in itself a fortune of some magnitude.

Herr Amberg, foreign agent, with headquarters on the island of Malta, who buys scores of animals each year, speaking of their cost, says:

"The finest lions were those obtained from the North African mountains, but they no longer exist. The male has a fine mane and is worth from $1,150 to $1,500. Lions vary in price with the kind and quality sought. A good Nubian lion will bring about $1,000 and a good Senegal lion from $500 to $750."

This is, of course, in their wild state at home. The care and transportation run the amount up to several times their original cost. If they can be trained to perform their value increases a hundred fold. The lions now with the Floto Shows roll barrels, play see-saw and do an act that runs thirty minutes and are valued at $45,000 on the account of their earning capacity. It required seven years to bring them to their present perfection, it is said.

 

Today's Feature
Maple Leaf Festival In Works.

News release

The 39th Annual Maple Leaf Festival, hosted by the Carthage Chamber of Commerce, is scheduled for October 8-15. The annual event, which brings over 45,000 visitors to the local community, is being sponsored by The Carthage Press, KMXL/KDMO, KSNF-TV, Leggett & Platt, Inc., Southwest Missouri Bank, Hometown Bank, Carthage Chamber of Commerce, McCune-Brooks Hospital, Grundy’s Body & Frame, Fair Acres Family YMCA, Four Corners Quilter’s Guild and the Carthage Humane Society.

The theme for this year’s festival is The Music of Maple Leaf. The festival design, which will be featured on the festival promotions and event shirts, was created by Carthage artist Jeannette Westbay. The design incorporates a variety of musical instruments, the Jasper County Courthouse and beautifully colored Maple Leaves.

Maple Leaf Parade and craft vendor application are available at the Chamber office. Fees to participate in the arts & craft display are $50 for a single and $100 for a double booth. Commercial vehicles will be required to pay a $50 fee to line-up in the parade.

Other applications currently available at the Chamber office include: Maple Leaf Quilt Show entry forms, Maple Leaf Fun Walk applications, Maple Leaf Baby Contest forms and Maple Leaf Auto Show applications. Many of these forms can be downloaded through the Chamber’s website, www.CarthageChamber.com under the Maple Leaf Festival listing within the Calendar of Events link. For more festival information or to inquire about an event application, contact the Chamber at 358-2373.


Stench Report:
Thursday,
08/18/05

No Complaint of Odor

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
I see folks buildin’ those self standing "tree houses" here and there. I’m sure they furnish lots of hours of enjoyment for the young ones. I don’t figure they’ll ever be as much fun as a real tree.

There is somethin’ about takin’ command of a tree with a couple a boards attached ‘tween a Y in the branches.

I suppose what’s missin in the prefab high rise platforms is that they never move with the wind or creak under a strain. Especially the strain of a sack swing pullin’ gently on one of the larger limbs of a living fortress.

The jump through mid air to land on a movin’ sack at the end of a fifteen foot rope requires a leap of faith and a trust in nature’s laws and resilience. Ya can’t get that from a 2 x 4.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column
Natural Nutrition
By Mari An Willis

Let’s take a quick look at a few of the Amino Acids. According to Prescription for Nutritional Healing amino acid supplements should be taken with water or juice on an empty stomach, following the directions on the package. One should consult your physician if pregnant or have specific health disorders.

•Arginine-helps immunity, formation of hormones, healing wounds, takes part in cell division. On going research show it may help those with congestive heart failure, may help circulation to legs, boost sexual performance, may help alleviate bladder discomfort, in illness recovery and even the relief of colds.

•Carnitine-helps move fat into muscles. Ongoing research indicates it may help relieve the chest pain of angina or congestive heart failure, could alleviate some problems related to diabetes and may limit the effects of ADD. Being studied for benefits of lowering the chance of a second heart attack and may alleviate mild depression.

•Methionine-supports production of collagen, a protein vital to healthy skin; necessary for metabolism and growth. Ongoing research indicates it had an antioxidant action, removal of toxins, inhibition of plaque buildup in blood vessels, protection against bladder infections, protection against liver damage; being studied for benefits to those suffering from Parkinson’s.

•Tyrosine-used to make neurotransmitters (used in nerve & brain function), support glandular function. Research indicates it may help alleviate depression, increase alertness, may support mental function and be useful for attention deficit disorder.

* This article is meant for informational purposes only and is not intended as a substitute for medical advice. References available by request. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.


artCentral

Area Artists Unveil the Human Figure

Long before still life and landscape became traditional art subject matter, the human form dominated human image making. Simple stick figures drawn thousands of years ago on subterranean cave walls evolved into magnificent, lifelike marble statues of gods and goddesses rendered by the Ancient Greeks, to the Renaissance figure of Adam receiving the Spark of Life on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Throughout the ages, the nude human form has inspired and challenged artists and continues to do so today.

Opening this evening, artCentral’s exhibit "Unveiled 2: The Art of Depicting the Human Form" presents the work of 26 area artists. Most of the 60 artworks portray the nude human form, both male and female, rendered in the traditional media of drawing, painting, photography, and sculpture.

Some of the artists names will be familiar to you—Steve Binam, Jim Bray, John Fitzgibbon, Kim Kissel, Andrea Land, Jorge Leyva, Jesse McCormick, Dan McWilliams, Patricia Moline, Andrea Osiek, Bill Perry, Rebecca Perry, Elliot Potter, Robin Putnam, Debbie Reed, Mary Lou Reed, Annabelle Fuhr, Carol Shipman, Linda Teeter, and Marilyn York—while others are from the Springfield area: Alishia Brundege, Jeff Brundege, Karen Deeds, Randy Dye, Butch Hulett, and Diane Keeter.

The public is invited to the opening reception tonight from 6-8pm to see the work and chat with many of the artists who will be present. Additionally, three cash prizes selected by a panel of jurors will be awarded. The show continues through September 23.

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