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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 51

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Due to Monday September 5 being a holiday observed by the City, the City of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting Lot will be closed Tuesday, September 6th in observance of Labor Day. Regular operating days and times are Tues. - Sat., 8:20 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... The City of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes next week, Monday thru Friday, Aug. 29 thru Sept. 2nd. Your area will be sprayed in the evening of the day your trash is picked up, between the hours of 8:00 p.m. and 12:00 a.m. You might want to turn off your attic or window fans when the sprayer is in your immediate area.

Did Ya Know?... Edwin W. Wiggins Post No. 90 of the American Legion will meet Thursday night September the 1st at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of Memorial Hall. Those who have not paid their 2006 dues are urged to do so. The 15th District Meeting is September 11 at Pineville.

today's laugh

My father’s a strange guy. He’s allergic to cotton. He has pills he’s supposed to take, but he can’t get them out of the bottle. - Brian Kiley

I believe that my decision to remain unfit at the age of thirty-four will serve me well in the future, as I’ll never have to endure the hushed observation that I’ve really let myself go. - Janeane Garofalo

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Probate Court.

Adjourned to Saturday Morning.

The special session of probate court has adjourned after three days business. The adjournment was necessary in order to allow further evidence in the case arising from the estate of Abe Henderson.

Henderson has lived in Webb City almost continuously for 25 years. Two years ago he sold a number of interests there, however, and bought considerable land in Pulaski county, Texas. A brother in that state now claims that as the deceased brother’s domicile.

John C. Bailey was appointed administrator in the estate of Henry Madill, deceased.

Has Typhoid Fever.

Word from E.R. Thompson, who was recently taken sick in Kansas City, is to the effect that he now has a well developed case of typhoid fever.

 

Today's Feature

Ballot Wording Finalized.

The details of the ballot wording for a proposed County law enforcement sales tax were finalized Monday. County Commissioners Chuck Surface, Jim Honey, and Dareius Adams have all three signed the Commission Order.

The ballot language will read: "Shall the County of Jasper impose a county wide sales tax of one quarter of one percent on all retail sales for the purpose of providing law enforcement services for the County?"

According to Jasper County Sheriff Archie Dunn, the wording of the Commission order was a matter of debate. Section 7 in its final form says that the General Budget Revenue of the Jasper County Sheriff’s Office may be reduced by no more than five hundred thousand dollars from the 2005 budget and that future budget allocations from the general revenue won’t be reduced further. Dunn says he is pleased with the final result.

"I’m very excited," said Dunn. "We think this is a workable solution."

This item as originally proposed was almost not permitted to reach the ballot due to the County budget being down $200,000 from last year. The item was budgeted in the amount of $80,000 to be put on the ballot but it was recommended that the money not be used for that purpose. Dunn worked with a committee comprised of approximately 40 members from all over the County raising over $50,000 to get the item placed on the ballot.

Dunn said that the next step for the committee is to begin raising money for an advertising campaign for the issue.


Stench Report:
Friday,
08/29/05

No Stench

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
As fast as today’s coffee pots are, the first pot a coffee never gets done fast enough. I am typically standin’ with cup in hand waitin’ for the drip process to run its course. I wait ‘till the drip ceases, remove the pot to pour a cup, and the maker spews a last shot of coffee all over the counter.

Sometimes I get the feelin’ that there is some semi-intelligent evil munchkin livin’ inside my coffee machine, patiently waitin’ for me to remove the pot. It usually makes that growlin’ noise right after the liquid hits the hot plate, like it had held the fluid in as long as possible.

There are reasonable solutions to this almost daily confrontation I’m sure. But the use of large hammers and other implements of destruction in the kitchen is frowned upon in my household.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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To Your Good Health
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Few Hepatitis B Infections Are Chronic

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have been exposed to the hepatitis B virus. My doctor says I am immune to the virus, but I have been having stomach problems for about three months. How could I be having symptoms of hepatitis B if I am immune to the virus? — W.C.

ANSWER: Let’s handle the immunity part first. If a person has had hepatitis B and recovered from it, that person’s blood tests positive for hepatitis B antibody. "Antibody" means that the person is protected from reinfection with the virus.

The same thing happens to a person who has had hepatitis B virus vaccine. That person’s blood will test positive for hepatitis B antibody. That person is immune to infection with the virus.

The signs and symptoms of infection with all the hepatitis viruses are quite similar. Initially they include loss of appetite, constant nausea, frequent episodes of vomiting and a feeling of exhaustion. People often complain of muscle and joint pains. The whites of the eyes and the skin can turn yellow.

Only a small percentage of hepatitis B patients develop a chronic infection that eventually can lead to permanent liver damage or liver cancer. Those people have symptoms other than stomach pains, and their blood tests usually show a rise in liver enzymes.

I don’t know the cause of your stomach problems, but I doubt that it is hepatitis B. I believe you can trust your doctor on this.

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