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                    Monday, December 19, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
                    128 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... The
                Carthage Humane Society has dogs, cats, puppies
                and kittens rescued from the Gulf Coast after
                Hurricane Katrina. To adopt one of these furry
                refugees you can go to the Humane Society south
                of town on 71A, or call Society Director David
                Butler at 358-6402.  
                Did Ya Know?... The City
                of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and
                Composting Lot will be closed Friday, December
                23rd and Saturday, December 24th in observance of
                Christmas.  
                Did Ya Know?... MBH
                Blood Pressure clinic is open M-W-F from 11 to 1
                p.m. at 2040 Garrison in the Katheryn Collier
                Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 MWF.  
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                today's
                laugh 
                One night a wife found her
                husband standing over their newborn babys
                crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood
                looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on
                his face a mixture of emotions; disbelief, doubt,
                delight, amazement and enchantment. 
                Touched by this unusual display, she walked
                slowly up to him and whispered in his ear,
                "A penny for your thoughts." 
                "Its amazing!" he replied.
                "I just cant see how anybody can make
                a crib like this for only $46.50!" 
                Did you hear about the new
                teenage Barbie? You wind it up and it resents
                you. - Jay Trachman 
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        1905 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Had His Cheek Blown
        Off. 
        James Lawson Suffers a
        Fearful Gunshot Wound.  
        James Lawson, a young man
        who rooms in the rear of T.E. Hoofnagles real
        estate office had his left cheek blown away today by the
        accidental discharge of a shot gun.  
        Lawson and a young man
        named Everett Cates, who lives at 1023 West Chestnut
        street, were out hunting shortly after noon. They were on
        a farm three miles east of the City when Lawson started
        to climb over a barbed wire fence and had his shotgun, a
        16 gauge, grasped at the muzzle. He was setting it over
        the fence butt end foremost when the trigger evidently
        caught on one of the barbs. The gun was exploded and the
        entire charge struck Lawson a glancing blow on the left
        cheek.  
        The whole fleshy part of
        the young mans cheek was carried away leaving a
        gaping, powder burned wound sickening to see. The cheek
        bones were partly laid bare and one could see the
        interior of the young mans mouth.  
        Lawson uttered a scream
        when shot and fell to the ground. Cates saw at a glance
        that his companion was dangerously hurt and ran to a farm
        house nearby to get the team which they drove out in.
        Lawson was placed in the wagon not unconscious but
        suffering fearfully and brought to the office of Dr.
        Meredith in Carthage.  
        Dr. Steel was called and
        he and Dr. Meredith worked for more than an hour on the
        wound removing the flecks of burnt powder and closing it
        as best they could. None of the shot remained in the
        wound. 
        The wound is not fatal but
        its healing will be the serious part. Blood
        poisoning may set in and conditions for that complication
        are favorable in such wounds. Lawson was taken from the
        doctors office to the Arlington hotel where he will
        be cared for.  
        Young Lawsons home
        is in Mt. Vernon. He and his father Charles Lawson are
        roof and smock stack painters and have an office in
        Carthage with T.E. Hoofnagle.  
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                RES Additions
                Complete. 
                City Attorney
                David Mouton gave an update on the status of the
                Citys lawsuit against Renewable
                Environmental Solutions (RES) at a recent Council
                meeting. Mouton said that new equipment has been
                installed in the plant to help reduce odors.  
                This equipment
                includes a permanent ozone generator which is
                said to have twice the capability to handle odor
                as the previous temporary ozone generator. Other
                precautions include a street sweeper and the
                construction of a mineral building built around
                the plant to catch roll-off. RES officials have
                agreed to use the sweeper on the floors of the
                plant at least three times per week.  
                Mouton expressed
                concerns due to the continued odors and lack of
                notification or explanation from RES officials
                and said that the Missouri Attorney General has
                suggested that the plant add even more odor
                control measures. City officials mentioned that
                the complaints had lessened but agreed that odor
                problems still exist.  
                The next meeting
                between City officials, the Department of Natural
                Resources and RES is scheduled for January 6. The
                meeting will not be open to the public.  
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                Stench Report: 
                Friday, 
                12/16/05 
                No Stench Reported 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin' 
                Ive seen statistics that say that 94% of
                the American population eats pizza. I dont
                suppose it would have surprised me near as much
                to hear that 94% ate potatoes, or corn, or even
                hamburgers, but thats a huge consensus
                about pizza. Course with all the varieties
                available, pizza is almost its own food group. That means that out of ever
                hunderd folks, six of em dont eat
                pizza. That may be an even more surprisin
                statistic. What in the world are they
                thinkin? What could they be eatin
                they couldnt put on top of a fresh baked
                pizza crust? They must just not like crust. Then
                it could be they are just the rebellious type
                that dont like to follow the crowd.
                Im guessin if thats the case,
                no one in the crowd of a hunderd would notice the
                six not joinin the pizza party anyway. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin. 
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                by Samantha MazzottaCleaning Rust Stains From Concrete 
                Q: My front concrete porch has
                rust stains on it from a bench and railings. What
                is the best way to remove these stains, or can
                the porch be painted over to hide them? Any
                advice would be appreciated.  Richard M.,
                via e-mail 
                A: Try to clean the rust from
                the concrete first, before painting, just in case
                the rust shows through the new coat. A few
                different methods can be used to scrub away the
                rust, starting with the mildest cleaner and
                working your way up to heavy-duty stuff. 
                Dont use chlorine bleach
                to remove rust stains from concrete: Chlorine
                will actually "set" the rust. Patio
                cleaners sold at the hardware store should also
                be avoided when dealing with rust. 
                First, try fresh-squeezed lemon
                juice on the stain  and by fresh, I mean,
                squeeze the lemon right over the rust stain!
                Scrub with a nylon cleaning brush, let the juice
                sit for a few minutes, scrub again, repeat. 
                Vinegar is the next level
                 usually, plain white vinegar, applied as
                above. You can try cider vinegar too, as the
                difference in acidity might have an effect on the
                stain. 
                General-purpose concrete
                cleaners may also do the trick; scrub the area
                with cleaner and a wire brush. 
                The next, more drastic,
                cleaning method is to use oxalic acid. This is
                typically sold at the hardware store as wood
                bleach, and is packaged as a powder. Because
                oxalic acid is toxic, wear rubber gloves and eye
                protection when working with it, and follow the
                instructions on the back of the package exactly.
                Its a good idea to test an inconspicuous
                area of the porch first, because the acid could
                leave some unsightly marks (especially if the
                porch is already painted). Let it sit for several
                minutes, then rinse the concrete well. 
                If cleaning fails, two other
                methods may work. Concrete can be buffed, using a
                hard stone, or sanded down, smoothing the surface
                and grinding away the rust. This is usually a
                professional job, although you could try using
                your own power sander and increasing grades of
                paper to buff the concrete. That would be more
                effective on a small area than a large area of
                rust (such as rust streaking down a driveway). 
                If all that fails, go ahead and
                paint  youll have given the porch a
                pretty thorough cleaning, at any rate. 
                HOME TIP: Rust stains can be
                caused either by water runoff from rusty iron
                fixtures, or by weed- and moss-killing sprays
                containing ferric acid. Use caution when spraying
                weed killer near concrete.  
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