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Wednesday, December 21, 2005 Volume XIV,
Number 130
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Public Library will be closed Saturday,
December 24 through Monday, December 26 and again
on Monday, January 2 for the Christmas and New
Year’s holidays.
Did Ya Know?... Central
Pet Care Clinic now has four loving cats that
need homes for the Holidays. All three have had
their vaccinations and have already been
neutered. These are really nice cats that deserve
a loving caring home. Get an application at
Central Pet Care Clinic, 224 West Central Ave. or
for more info call 417-358-1300.
Did Ya Know?... The City
of Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and
Composting Lot will be closed Friday, December
23rd and Saturday, December 24th in observance of
Christmas.
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today's
laugh
With my wife
there’s always something. The last time I
got a haircut, she told me it was terrible. She
said, "It looks like you got a
haircut." She says when you get a haircut
it’s not supposed to look like you got a
haircut. She said, "Harry got a haircut. No
one even knew that Harry got a haircut." I
asked, "Then how do you know Harry got a
haircut?" So now I got a new problem. Next
week I’m due to get a haircut. And I
don’t want it to look like I got a haircut.
So what I’m doing now is I ‘m trying to
find a barber who don’t look like he’s
a barber. - Rodney Dangerfield
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Young Lawson Rests
Well.
Boy Badly Wounded
Saturday by Gun Accident Visited by His Parents.
The condition of James
Lawson, the young man who had his cheek blown away by the
discharge of a shot gun while out hunting Saturday is all
that could be expected. The patient rests well and as yet
no complication in the nature of the dreaded poisoning
has appeared.
Young Lawson’s father
came in from his home in Mt. Vernon Saturday night and
spent the night at his son’s bedside at the
Arlington hotel. He returned home today and will return
with the young man’s mother. As soon as the wounded
man is able to be moved he will be taken home by his
parents. The Lawsons are well to do people and the father
says that his son shall have all the care and treatment
that the medical profession can offer. He and his wife
were all but prostrated by the message which came to them
Saturday that their son had been shot.
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Today's
Feature
Mini-Bike
Ordinance Moves Forward.
The City Council
Public Safety Committee met Monday evening in a
regular session. The committee reviewed a sample
ordinance from Nixa, Missouri concerning the
legality of pocket bikes and motorized scooters.
A motion was approved to request a council bill
and forward the sample ordinance to City Attorney
David Mouton so that he may redraft it to be a
Carthage ordinance.
The sample
ordinance places limitations on vehicles with
seat height lower than 27 inches, engine size
less than 50 cubic centimeters and ineligibility
for state title restricting these vehicles from
being operated on streets, highways, alleys and
sidewalks inside the City.
The ordinance does
not apply to persons using electric personal
assistance mobility devices such as electric
wheelchairs.
Police Chief
Dennis Veach informed the committee that he had
received a letter from Jasper County Sheriff
Archie Dunn. The letter was for the purpose of
terminating an agreement between the County and
City officers wherein the use of the County Jail
was made available to the Police Department free
of charge and the use of the City holding
facility was made available to the County free of
charge. Veach said the letter would terminate the
agreement and the police department would have to
pay $40 per day per person in holding. Veach told
the committee that he had written a response to
the Sheriff requesting a postponement of the
termination until the next budget year so that
the budget can be increased for the holding fees.
The committee
discussed at great length the matter of adopting
an ordinance to restrict parking in yards. The
restrictions discussed included two sections, the
first eliminating parking on front yards in the
City and the second restricting the number of
automobiles that can be parked in back yards. The
committee made notes to be passed to the City
attorney for drafting an ordinance. After the
draft is complete it will come before the
committee again for approval.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
12/20/05
No Stench Reported
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I see we’re in for another round of
"what happened durin’ the last year
that we can possibly talk about ta fill up space
and time."TV shows
are already startin’ and some of the weekly
magazines. Suppose it will happen even in the
smallest of regular publications to some extent.
I suppose it’s not that
bad ta stop for a few moments and consider the
vents of the past year, just seems that
ever’one wants ta talk about the same ones.
Between that and the commercials tryin’ ta
sell Christmas specials, it’s difficult to
stay in the spirit.
Christmas is comin’ fast
this year. If we can live through the next phase
of "predictions for the comin’
year," we’ll be well into spring.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin’.
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Here's
A Tip
by JoAnn Derson•
For great-looking candles, use a plain nylon
stocking to buff out smudges, nicks and
fingerprints. This works especially well on white
or cream-colored candles, which can pick up all
sorts of ugly-looking soot stains.
• Dogs and chocolate just
don’t mix, so keep those holiday plates full
of delicious chocolate morsels out of the reach
of pets.
• "Clean, shiny china
is easy with this simple recipe! Use a half-cup
of Borax powder in a sinkful of warm water. Dip
the china in the sink and rinse with cool
water." — F.T. in Louisiana
• When making meatloaf,
put strips of raw bacon on the bottom of the pan
and place the meatloaf on top. It adds terrific
flavor and will keep the meatloaf from sticking
to the pan.
• "To remove lovebugs
and other insects from your windshield, use a
dried corncob. Spray water on the windshield and
use the corncob to remove the bugs. Then spray
again, resulting in a sparkling-clean
windshield." — R.W., via e-mail
• "It’s nice to
have an extension rod (the type used for hanging
a shower curtain, etc.) in the car when
traveling. You can use it in the motel or in some
hallways with extra hangers." — E.M. in
Wisconsin
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