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Tuesday, December 6, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 119

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Signature Quartet will "come home" for their 2nd annual Holiday Banquet on Saturday December 10 at the First Christian Church Lighthouse Banquet Hall. The Signature Quartet will present an evening of Christmas classics and favorites for area fans. For more information and tickets call 417-388-1961.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army, 125 E. Fairview, Carthage, announces that Christmas Basket application process will be ending on Dec. 9, 2005. Applications will be taken daily Mon. through Fri. For more info call Captain Everling or Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army is looking for volunteers to ring bells at seven locations. The locations are Walmart (North and South Doors), Dollar General on Grand, Dollar General on Central, Radio Shack, Walgreens and Carthage True Value. Please Call Captain Everling or Bess Wilkes at 417-358-2262 to sign up.

today's laugh

A band of 937 yodelers in Germany set a new world record for the largest simultaneous yodel by holding their melody for a full minute. The yodelers inadvertently set another world record, for Worst Minute. - Jimmy Fallon

Mary: Why is a river rich?
Jane: Because it has two banks.

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Steel Gang On A Strike.

Seventy-five men employed on the steel gang of the Missouri Pacific in reconstructing the track between Pittsburg and Ft. Scott went on a strike yesterday because their pay had been reduced.

The men claim that their pay has been reduced from $1.80 to $1.50 a day of ten hours and that they were to be allowed regular pay for overtime. The road master says the trouble arose over a misunderstanding of his order. He says the men were paid at the rate of 15 cents for the steel laying and 14 cents for surface work. They have been working 12 hours a day. But on account of the days being so short a ten hour schedule has been adopted. This, he says, makes the difference in the day’s pay.

Chrysanthemums.

For chrysanthemums both cut and in pots go to Finn’s green house Clevenger and Forest streets. Both phones 70.

 

Today's Feature

Annual Children’s Christmas Party.

The Carthage Police Department’s 28th Annual Children’s Christmas Party will be held Saturday, December 17th from 10 a.m. till noon at the Carthage Memorial Hall Building. A gift and refreshments will be provided for invited children.

Parents are requested to observe the party from the balcony, due to very limited floor space. For children who must be attended, one parent may accompany the child onto the main floor.

Invitations must be presented for entry. The invitations for the party will be mailed out beginning today. The previous year’s party saw the attendance of 587 children. This year the attendance is expected to be even larger with approximately 900 invitations being mailed.

For individuals needing special assistance please contact Chief of Police Dennis Veach 24 hours in advance of this event at 417-237-7200. (TDD - 417-237-7200 or Missouri TDD Relay - 800-735-2466 for persons with hearing impairment.

The Christmas Party is organized by the Police Department as a way to ensure that area children receive a gift for Christmas.

Stench Report:
Monday,
12/5/05

No Odor Complaints

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Have ya noticed that weathermen never say for sure anything is definitely gonna happen anymore. I don’t remember when they started this 30% or 60% stuff. Shoot, ‘round these parts, anyone could be right 30% of the time. Heads or tails could do better ‘an that.

I know a lotta folks that can tell ya ‘bout the weather dependin’ on a knee or a finger givin’ ‘em a warnin’ when the weather’s gettin’ ready ta change.

I think instead of investin’ in all those radar machines, they otta have five or ten folks sittin’ ‘round every night, tellin’ us what aches and pains they’re havin’ and what it all means. Be a lot more fun than listenin’ ta some long winded explanation of all the reasons nobody can tell for sure what the weather’s gonna do.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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To Your Good Health
by Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Enforced Rest Causes Rapid Deconditioning

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am forced to take a rest from my exercise program for about two months. How will this affect me? I have been actively training for the past 10 years and am in pretty good shape. — L.P.

ANSWER: Deconditioning occurs fairly rapidly. In the 1960s, exercise scientists conducted an experiment called The Rest and Training Study. They put young men, in their early 20s, to bed rest for three weeks. They tested the men’s strength and endurance before they were put to bed and again after the three weeks in bed. As expected, the men’s fitness had regressed to levels way below the levels they had possessed at the beginning of the experiment.

Thirty years later, the experimenters rounded up the same men, now in their 50s. During the 30 years, none had engaged in any physical training. They were mostly sedentary. Still, their level of fitness was greater than it had been after they spent those three weeks in bed rest. The men were then put into a supervised exercise program. After six months, they had attained a state of fitness that was superior to their fitness when they were 20 and were first tested before bed rest.

There is a bright side to all this. Well-trained men and women can maintain their gains by exercising only one day a week. They will not make any improvements, but they can stem the losses with one day of exercise.

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