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Tuesday, January 11, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 145

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Tuesday, Jan. 11, from 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. a Conflict Resolution class will be held at the Jasper County Central Annex, 105 Lincoln in Carthage. Cost is $10.00 per class. For more information call Jinny Hopp at 358-2158.

Did Ya Know?... RWB Rob Lewis and RWB Jim Hardy will be making their annual official visit to Carthage Lodge #197 Thursday, Jan. 13th. Pheasant fry at 6:30, meeting at 7:30, Carthage members are asked to bring a dish, or desert. Will be presenting several award pins. All area Master Masons are encouraged to attend. For more info. contact RWB Rob Lewis at 417-623-7112.

Did Ya Know?... Thursday, January 13 at 9:45 a.m. Tops # Mo1157, Carthage (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) will hold their 4th annual open house in Ulmer’s Community Room, South Parking Lot, 1208 S. Garrison. Guest speaker will be the TOPS 2003 Missouri State King, Alvin Hill from Springfield MO. Everyone is welcome. For more info call 358-4635, 548-7476 or 782-5947.

today's laugh

Customer: "Satisfied? Certainly I’m satisfied. I’ve nothing but praise for you."
Tailor: "Then I suppose it’s not much good my sending the bill in again, sir?"

"Has you baby learned to talk yet?"
"Yes. The chore is to keep him quiet."

1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Evidences of a Wreck.

Parts of a Wagon Strewn Along Oak Street Road at the Frisco Crossing.

John Baker, who lives five miles west of the city, reports that while coming to town this morning he saw evidences of a wreck near the Frisco crossing three miles out on the Oak Street road. When the wreck occurred he has no idea, but from the freshness of the splintered wagon timber he thinks it must have been late last night or early this morning.

For 20 feet along the highway this side of the railway track wreckage of a farm wagon is strewn. It had either been struck by a train or was smashed into splinters by a runway.

Inquiry was made at the Frisco offices in this city but no engineer had reported running into any wagon. Mr. Baker did not stop to examine the wreckage carefully, he only conjectured the wagon had been struck by a passing train.

 

Today's Feature

Nodler Chairs Senate Education Committee.

News Release

Among the first order of business for the First Regular Session of the 93rd Missouri General Assembly is the selection of committee chairs and appointments to various Senate committees.

This session Senate leaders tapped Assistant Majority Floor Leader Gary Nodler, R-Joplin to chair the pivotal Senate Education Committee, which will undertake one of the biggest tasks facing the 93rd Missouri General Assembly - rewriting the school foundation formula.

Senate President Pro Tem Michael Gibbons, R-Kirkwood, applauded the selection of Senator Nodler to chair the Education Committee.

"This is one of most daunting tasks facing the Legislature this year and I have every confidence Senator Nodler can skillfully guide our members toward an equitable solution for all of our school districts," Gibbons said.

The Committee on Education examines and reports upon all matters referred to it relating to all matters of education in the state, including the public schools, libraries, programs and institutions of higher learning, and examines and reports on all propositions, memorials, petitions, or bills relating to education in Missouri.

Senate Majority Floor Leader Charlie Shields, R-St. Joseph, says Nodler was an easy choice to lead the effort to rework the school funding formula.

"Senator Nodler’s skill in crafting compromise among his colleagues will prove priceless in this complicated issue," Shields said.

According to Education Week, thirty-five states are pursuing major changes in the way they fund schools. In Missouri, nearly half of the state’s 524 school districts are suing the state, seeking more money and a more equitable distribution of school funding.

"It’s an honor to be chosen by my colleagues in the Missouri Senate to chair this important committee," Nodler said. "I welcome the challenge to ensure our policies place the children of Missouri first and foremost."

Nodler also has been selected by Senate leaders to serve as Vice Chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, which is responsible for crafting the state budget.

"That’s another difficult task facing the Legislature this year given the anemic growth in state revenue forecast by Governor-elect Matt Blunt," Nodler said. "The Governor-elect says every part of state government can expect less revenue than they’ve had in previous fiscal years, so that will be a major consideration as members of the Appropriations Committee put together a state budget this session."

In addition to his leadership roles on the Education and Appropriations Committees, Senator Nodler also will serve on the Financial, Governmental Organizations and Elections Committee and the Governmental

Accountability and Fiscal Oversight Committee. Nodler served as Vice Chairman of the latter committee during the previous legislative session.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'

I’m sure onea the most appreciated inventions of the century is that insulatin’ foam that comes in a can. The stuff ya spray into cracks around the foundation. As it expands it closes off any loss of heatin’ or coolin’ expense.

I have learned that it is especially resistant to any of the more common forms of gettin’ a mess off your fingers.

Rubbin’ alcohol seemed to have some effect on the goo, but it dried so fast I nearly ended up with the bottle lid permanently attached to my left hand. I finally scraped the top layer of skin’ to get some relief.

I suppose I should read the warnin’ label ‘fore I make another attempt with the miracle substance. But I doubt that I will be leavin’ any finger prints for some time to come.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

To Your Good Health

By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Try These Tips to Reduce Heartburn

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I have had heartburn for a number of years. I take Maalox for it, but it doesn’t always work. What will happen if I don’t get this taken care of? Is this the same thing as having a hiatal hernia? How is it best treated? — R.M.

ANSWER: Heartburn results from stomach acid bubbling up into the esophagus, the long tube that stretches from the back of the throat to the stomach and through which food passes on its way to the stomach. At its juncture with the stomach, the esophagus has a door, the lower esophageal sphincter. It’s not actually a door. It’s a muscular valve that slams shut after food passes through it. People with heartburn (GERD — gastroesophageal reflux) have a door that doesn’t tightly close, so stomach acid spurts upward through it into the esophagus.

Have you tried avoiding chocolate, peppermint, alcohol, caffeine, fried and fatty foods, orange juice and tomatoes? Doing so will help. Weight loss, if needed, and not wearing anything that constricts the stomach, like a tight belt, also keeps stomach acid in the stomach. Slow eating helps control heartburn because it doesn’t distend the stomach the way gulping food does. Putting blocks under the posts at the head of the bed keeps acid in the stomach during the night, when heartburn is often at its worst.

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