The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, January 20, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 152

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... January 22nd from 8:30 to 2:30 an annual rummage sale will be held at the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church at the corner of Hwy. 171 and Hwy. 96

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

Did Ya Know?... The Ladies of the Assessors Office have put together a Jasper County Cookbook, the first since 1979. All proceeds go to Relay for Life for donation of $10.00. Receive you cookbook today, call Sandy 358-4952 or Christie 358-7357.

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

today's laugh

"What we want is a candidate who isn’t too radical nor yet too conservative; in short, a middle-of-the-road man."
"Then Smathers is the man to nominate. He’s been a bus driver for years."

Magistrate: "This man’s watch was fastened in his pocket by a safety pin. How did you manage to get it?"
Prisoner: "Well, Judge, I usually get $10 fer six lessons."

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Their Titles Changed.

Frisco Claim Agents Will Hereafter be Known as Claim Attorneys.

A circular was received today by local Frisco officials stating that the titles of claim agents should be changed to attorneys, and also that after this office of the general claim agent would be abolished and that W.B. Spalding would be appointed claims attorney of the company with officers at St. Louis.

This order will give Mr. Spalding jurisdiction over the entire Frisco system which is divided into five districts with a claims agent office in each. These offices are located at Springfield, Monett, Paris, Memphis and Kansas City; Springfield having the largest of the five.

M.J. McClurg, dentist having taken his vacation can now be found at his office. Teeth extracted by painless methods. Gas given. 280ed&w-tf

 

Today's Feature
State Scenic Byway Proposal.

The Public Works Committee met Tuesday afternoon to discuss the designation of Route 66 as a State Scenic Byway. The change would be of no cost to the City. According to City Administrator Tom Short the benefit of the road being designated a scenic byway would be- a potential increase in traffic and tourism in Carthage.

Council member Bill Welch was in attendance of the meeting and spoke on the matter saying that he would expect positive changes from the designation of the route.

"We’re lucky enough to have it, why not take advantage of it?" said Welch.

The item was proposed by the Missouri Route 66 Association in coordination with the Missouri Department of Transportation and offices on a federal level. According to Short the Association asks only that the City make a statement saying they support the designation.

Short said the projected goal for the project is for the entire state of Missouri to agree to this new designation. Lebanon and Jasper County are the only two along the route that have not approved the changes as at this time.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
They say the early bird gets the worm. What a thing ta be teachin’ our kids. I never particularly cared who got the worm myself. Not that worms bother me, they are tame critters, long as they’re not on a fishin’ hook.

I don’t know why, but seein’ those worm vendin’ machines outside convenience stores always strikes me as funny. We always went diggin’ for worms when we needed bait for fishin’. I thought that was part of the price ya paid for gettin’ ta sit around for a few hours in the shade.

The idea I always had for a vending machine was ta put nuts in one that weren’t over a year old. I bet if they tried that they would really make some money.

Makes ya wonder ‘xactly how long those worms have been in there, doesn’t it. At least if they leave ‘em long enough, ya get extra worms.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

Sponsored by
Metcalf Auto Supply
Weekly Column
Click & Clack Talk Cars

By Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

My wife said she heard you say that snow tires are useless on rear-wheel-drive cars. Your Web site seems to say the opposite, but it isn’t specific enough about rear-wheel-drive cars to satisfy her. I need an answer fast, since we’ve just moved to Cleveland and have a very heavy rear-wheel-drive car (BMW 7 series). Should I get snow tires, or rely on the show-driving skills I honed as a Boston driver some 20 plus years ago? - Chris

TOM: Nah, it must have been one of her boyfriends who told her that, Chris. We never said that.

RAY: Snow tires are useful on all cars. Some cars inherently better than others in the snow - heavier cars, all-wheel-drive cars,, front-wheel-drive cars - but every single car can benefit from snow tires. And we recommend that you get four of them.

TOM: In your case, you have a rear-wheel-drive car, so the two snow tires you put on the rear wheels will help you go. They’ll give you starting traction and accelerating traction, so you’ll be less likely to stop moving and spin your front wheels. But snow tires on your front wheels will help you do other important things, like... stop. And turn. There are often underrated functions, but we’re very much in favor of them.

RAY: The same is true for front-wheel-drive cars. Two snow tires on the front wheels will help you go and stop, but won’t help keep the rear end from sliding out on turns.

TOM: In addition, having four similar tires on your car makes the car’s handling more predictable in non-snowy conditions. So your best bet - if you really have to drive in the snow - is four good snow tires.

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