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Thursday, January 27, 2005 Volume XIII, Number 157

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A blood drive will be held at the Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave. on Thursday, Feb. 3 from 1:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. and Friday, Feb. 4 from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. All donors will receive a recognition gift.

Did Ya Know?... February 4 from 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. the public is invited to the Carthage bus station to say goodbye to Lorene Denney who has been an empoyee there for 28 years.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

today's laugh

"If you refuse me," he swore, "I shall die."
She refused him.
Sixty years later he died.

Policeman: "As soon as I saw you come around the bend I said to myself, ‘Forty-five at least.’"
Lady Driver: "How dare you? It’s this hat that makes me look so old."

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Prisoner Gets Married.

William Morris Took a Wife Yesterday - Honeymoon at the County Jail.

William Morris, an alleged horse thief, confined in the county jail awaiting trial at circuit court, was married yesterday to Mrs. Lena Stringer, of Joplin. Justice Woodward performed the ceremony at his office in the presence of a deputy sheriff.

Morris was to have been tried in circuit court here yesterday and was taken to the court house. His case was continued and when the deputy sheriff was about to take his prisoner back to his cell at the jail, Morris asked to step into the recorder’s office. The request was granted and to the deputy’s astonishment, Morris called for a license to wed Mrs. Lena Stringer. At that moment the bride to be walked in. She had been in the court room expecting to see her lover brought to trial and it seemed to have been pre-arranged that they should be married the day of the trial. Both the young people are several years over age and the license was issued.

Leaving the court house, the deputy escorted the couple to the office of Justice Woodward and the marriage ceremony was performed. This was shortly before noon and en route to the jail Morris ordered an elaborate dinner sent from the Merchant’s cafe to the jail at noon. Through the kindness of Jailer Manker, Morris and his bride were allowed the freedom of the trusty’s room while they ate their dinner and afterwards the bride was permitted to accompany her husband to his cell. Morris introduced his wife to his fellow prisoners and when a reporter called at the bastile Mrs. Morris paused in sweeping out her husband’s cell long enough to be presented to him.

Both she and her man seemed to be as happy as the proverbial doves. Late in the evening they bid each other an affectionate adieu. Morris was locked in his cell and his newly made wife went to her home in Joplin promising to come and see him "most every day."

 

Today's Feature

Police and Fire Pension Issue Returns.

Carthage City Council met Tuesday evening. Mayor Johnson was not in attendance following a knee-replacement surgery and Mayor Pro-Tem Jim Woestman led the meeting. Council member Bill Welch was also absent from the meeting.

Council member and Finance Committee member Dave Woods made a motion to postpone a discussion of the proposed Police and Fire pension changes until the next Council meeting when the Mayor and full Council would be present. The motion was approved. Those in favor were Diane Sharits, Jackie Boyer, Bill Johnson, Tom Flanigan, Dave Woods, Claude Newport and Mike Harris. Ronnie Wells opposed the motion.

Finance/Personnel Chair Ronnie Wells reported that the Finance Committee had met earlier on Tuesday and had further discussed the issue. This proposed pension increase includes the possibility of implementing a quarter-cent fire tax which would create revenues in the estimated amount of $400,000 per year to fund the Fire Department, leaving approximately the same amount free in the general fund to be used for pension increases for the Police and Fire departments.

Wells outlined the committee plan to bring the issue before Council for discussion and to decide whether or not the issue should be put to a public vote. The item came without a recommendation because committee members Dave Woods and Diane Sharits were in favor of a recommendation to take the issue to public vote and Wells and Tom Flanigan were against the recommendation.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'

There are those on the Council that are supportive of the proposed fire tax with the revenue goin’, in a roundabout way, to the fire and police pension fund.

They point out that if the community wants to attract and retain high quality officers and firemen, it is necessary.

Most members don’t disagree that a quality retirement is justified to some extent, but they argue that the $400,000 or so the tax would generate each year could be used for other community-wide services, or should be spread between all City departments.

There are some who just think the public should have the opportunity to make the decision. Some think taxes are high enough now.

Before any new tax can be imposed, the community must give the final decision.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column
Click & Clack Talk Cars

By Tom and Ray Magliozzi

Dear Tom and Ray:

I recently heard about filling tires with nitrogen gas to maintain pressure and lengthen tread life. Since the air we breathe is 78 percent nitrogen, I fail to see how much benefit you actually get from changing from air to nitrogen. The creators of this are selling it as a safety issue. I’d hate to be scammed into paying for premium air. I’m seeing Starbucks-style gasoline boutiques in the near future. What do you guys think? - Rob

TOM: My first thought is, I’m putting all my money into Airbucks!

RAY: Like many sales pitches, the nitrogen idea has a molecule of truth in it. You’re right that air is about 80 percent nitrogen already. The rest is made up of oxygen, argon, water vapor, cat dander, bad breath and coal-plant particulates. Atmospheric air is good enough for filling your tires.

TOM: Pure nitrogen has a couple of advantages. One is that it expands and contracts less under hot and cold temperatures than a mixture of nitrogen, oxygen and water vapor. That can be an advantage if you’re in, say, a race car driving at 200 mph around a track where tiny differences can really matter.

RAY: Nitrogen also doesn’t support combustion like oxygen does. So it’s unlikely to fuel a fire started in some other part of the car if a tire explodes.

TOM: And finally, both the oxygen and the small percentage of moisture in the atmospheric air can contribute to degradation of your tires and wheels. But think about it: The outsides are exposed to air all the time, so what are you worried about the insides for?

RAY: So, none of these advantages is important to the average driver. They just don’t matter enough to ever think about. And they certainly don’t matter enough to pay for, Rob.

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