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Monday, June 20, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 1

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Crossroads Chapter #41 and Auxiliary Unit No. 41 of the Disabled American Veterans will meet Tuesday, June 21 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of Memorial Hall. All members are invited.

Did Ya Know?... The American Heart Association invites you to "Take Charge of Your Heart Health," a Go Red for Women Luncheon Wed., June 22 at Fairview Christian Church from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m., Luncheon from 12 p.m. to 1 p.m. Tickets $15, Featured speaker Dr. Mary Bourland. For more info or tickets call 417-624-4309

Did Ya Know?... A diabetes Support Group will be held June 22, 2005 from 4:00 to 5:00 p.m. in the MBH dining room. Guest speaker Pat Bearden will talk about skin care and safe travel for the summer.

Did Ya Know?... Rolling Thunder Chapter 3# Mo. is sponsoring a Poker run June 25 beginning at the VFW in Carthage. First bike out at 10 a.m. last bike out at 12 p.m. Big barbeque after the run. $10 a hand. All proceeds go to the veterans.

today's laugh

An Old Farmer’s Advice:
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Diner: "Pardon me, sir. But do you have any wild rice?"
Waiter: "No, sir. But we can take some tame rice and make it angry."

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Wife Attempted Suicide.

Mrs. Burr Ross Shot Herself Above the Heart, But is Still Living.

News reached here from Webb City that Mrs. Burr Ross of Neck City shot herself in the breast above the heart Saturday evening. She and Mr. Ross had been married about 15 months and seemed to be happily mated.

The story is that Mr. Ross went home Saturday night and threw himself on the floor saying that he was sick. Thereupon Mrs. Ross picked up a revolver of 32-calibre which was lying in the house and attempted suicide as related above. Why she should have so acted is a mystery.

The woman was still living when last heard from but it is not known whether she will recover or not. An attempt was made at this office today to reach Neck City by telephone to learn more of the particulars but the line is down and connection could not be had.

 

Today's Feature

"The Nerd" at Stone’s Throw.

News release

Stone’s Throw Dinner Theatre of Carthage, MO will be performing "THE NERD" Written by Larry Shue, and produced by special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc. Financial assistance for this production has been provided by Missouri Arts Council, and Schmidt & Associates, PC of Carthage.

Performances will be June 23, 24, 25, 26 and July 1 and 2. Reservations are required and may be made by calling Stone’s Throw Theatre at 417-358-9665. The box office will be open beginning June 13 from 10:00 a.m. until 12:00 noon. Reservations may also be obtained by calling Betty Bell at 1417-358-7268 or by e-mailing bbell23@ipa.net.

On Thursday, Friday and Saturday the Theatre doors open at 6:00 p.m. with dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. and the performance starting at 7:30 p.m. Sundays the doors open at 12:30 p.m. with dinner at 1:00 p.m. and the performance starting at 2:00 p.m. Admission is $19.50 for adults, $18.50 for seniors over 55 and groups of 10 or more. Youth under 16 are $16.00 and children under 5 are free.


Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Only three weeks ‘till firecracker day.

I’ve noticed tents goin’ up gettin’ ready for the sales. ‘Bout time to light ‘em if ya got ‘em, outside City limits.

I always get a little confused in today’s fireworks stands. As a kid we had the small, medium, and large firecrackers and the snake, roman candles, sparklers, and cone fountains. The choice was easy and clear, the biggest firecracker on the shelf.

Then came the bottle rocket and now there are seemingly millions of different types and varieties of fireworks. Again ya have to talk to a kid to find out what they do.

‘Course the same advice of “lay firecracker on the ground, light, and run away” is useless. They might as well put firecrackers in child proof packages for all the good it does. Only kids can open ‘em anyway.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Wood-Floor Care

Q: We recently moved into a home that has a beautiful new wood floor in the living room/kitchen area. Do you have any advice on keeping it that way? -- John T., Woburn, Mass.

A: The first thing to do is to find out how the floors are finished. Most new hardwood floors are treated with a surface finish (like polyurethane) rather than a wax finish. This is pretty easy to find out. Just smudge the surface (in a hidden area) with your finger. If you can’t see the smudge, it’s a surface finish. If you can see it plainly, that’s a wax finish. It’s important to know the difference.

Surface-finish wood floors should never be waxed, for any reason. If the finish looks dull, buff the floor with a clean cloth to restore its luster; if this doesn’t work, the floor should be recoated with the same type of finish.

Wax-finish floors need a bit more care, and high-traffic areas may need a thin coat of wax applied twice a year or more. The finish in lower-traffic areas can be buffed with a soft cloth a few times before recoating is necessary. Use a wax made specifically for wood floors, and use only a thin coat.

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