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Wednesday, September 21, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 66

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Family Neighborhood Center Office, 706 Orchard, will be closed on Mondays. GED classes will be held as usual. The Center will be open Tue. and Thurs. 8 a.m. to 2 p.m., Evenings 6 p.m. to 9 p.m., Wed. 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. and Fri. 8 a.m. to 12 noon.

Did Ya Know?... Entry forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Pageants that include Maple Leaf Queen, Little Miss & Mr. Maple Leaf , Junior Miss Maple Leaf & Baby Contest are available at the Carthage Chamber located at 402 S. Garrison, 417-358-2373

Did Ya Know?... The Jasper County Courthouse will have a drop-off box for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Items needed include bottled water, non perishable food items, cleaning and personal hygiene products, etc. Donations will be accepted in the Courthouse.

Did Ya Know?... Entry forms for the Maple Leaf 2005 Parade are available at the Carthage Chamber located at 402 S. Garrison, 417-358-2373

today's laugh

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures. Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let’s make up. Have this deceased squirrel." - Jerry Seinfeld

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture. Rita Rudner

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Lenient With Druggists.

Practically all of the cases filed recently against the Jasper county druggists who had not complied with a new law concerning monthly reports to the county clerk in regard to their sales of alcoholic liquors, have been dismissed by the state upon the payment of costs by the defendant.

The state’s attorney say that they did not wish to be unreasonable in the prosecution of the druggists. Almost invariable the druggist explained that he had never heard of such a law and many of those who had hears it said that they sold no intoxicants at all and therefore had nothing to report.

For these reasons the prosecuting attorneys are lenient this time. Hereafter, however - the prosecutors say - that every druggist in Jasper county, whether he sells liquor or not must, the first Monday in each month file with the county clerk an affidavit telling exactly what he did in the way of filling alcoholic prescriptions.

 

Today's Feature
Citizens Speak to Safety Committee.

The Public Safety Committee met Tuesday evening in a regular session.

Citizen’s participation included a request for street closure from Paul Fields of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, 1338 E. Fairview. Fields told the committee of an upcoming musical presentation at the church October 6-8 in the evenings from approximately 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Fields asked if the committee would approve the closure of Buena Vista from 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. on those evenings. The committee discussed concerns about street closure, looked more closely at a map, and determined it to be acceptable. Committee member Jackie Boyer made a motion to grant the request and it was approved unanimously.

Another participant, former Council member Fred Merrill, discussed concerns about abandoned vehicles with the committee. Police Chief Dennis Veach informed Merrill that the City allows one unlicensed vehicle per home. The committee has been approached several times lately about the matter of unused cars left in yards.

Committee chair Mike Harris told Merrill that it is possible at some point in the future that there will be further restrictions on the issue. According to Harris the difficult part in the issue is the discernment in any written code between viable storage situations and situations where cars are left on a more permanent basis. The wording would need to be very specific if any action was to be taken. Harris told Merrill that there would not be any immediate results but the committee is aware that there are needs to be addressed.

Other items at the meeting included a report on Fire engine 613 by Fire Chief John Cooper. Cooper told the committee that the truck had been smoking recently and requiring large amounts of oil. According to an expert the truck is burning oil and will require a new engine or for the current engine to be rebuilt. The truck is a 1985 model and the engine has not previously been rebuilt.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
09/20/05

Minor stench
around
8:30 a.m..

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin
Had a friend that used ta give directions to his place as "from the highway go approximately 5.6 miles south."

Now I always thought that was funny and pointed it out to my friend that "approximately" was over kill. Ta me it would a been approximately five and a half miles or just a little over five and a half miles, or even 5.6 miles and twenty-eight feet.

He didn’t think that I was bein’ even approximately humorous. In fact he defended his position and thought I was just bein’ rude to think otherwise.

When I say approximately, I mean within’ a tenth or two. Sometimes even within a mile or two. Shoot, tellin’ fishin’ stories approximately can almost double in size.

Maybe I just don’t have the tolerance for too much precision.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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