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Monday, April 24, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 216

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A free history program will be held April 22 at 1 p.m. in Powers Museum, 1617 W. Oak St. The topic will be the Civilian War in Jasper County, MO, 1861-1865.

Did Ya Know?... A Diabetic Support Group meeting will be held Wednesday, April 26, from 4-5 p.m. in the McCune Brooks Hospital Dining Room. Debbie Herbst, Dietitian and Certified Diabetes Educator will talk about food portion sizes. Diabetic-appropriate refreshments will be served.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday Night, April 27 at 7 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of Memorial Hall in order to make plans for the Memorial Day Service. American Legion, Disabled American Veterans, V.F.W., Chosen Few, Vietnam, Heartland Band.

today's laugh

We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world, and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don’t know anything and can’t read. - Mark Twain

I never danced ballet. The closest I ever came was as a kid walking over hot asphalt in my bare feet.

The young worker said, "All I want is an opportunity," but he wasn’t telling the truth. He wanted a salary too.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Will Stand Trial.

Dr. J.S. Wilson, in police court late yesterday afternoon, pleaded not guilty to the charge of disturbing the peace of Tom Marsee, and his hearing was set for Monday. He and Tom Marsee had some words over a job of papering which Marsee, it was claimed was to have begun at once, but had delayed.

Fine Tailoring.

I take pleasure in announcing that my stock of suiting and trousering for spring and summer is complete in all its parts. They comprise a magnificent variety of the American and foreign manufacturers.

I shall be pleased to have you come and look through my stock at any time, we are turning out trade unexcelled by any city establishment.

Henly the Tailor.

East of First National bank, Carthage, MO. 90 tf

 

Today's Feature

Budget Hearings to Begin.

The budget hearings for the City Council Budget/Ways and Means Committee are scheduled to begin this evening at 6:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers of City Hall. According to the agenda for the meeting will be held with a question and answer format for the discussion of budget requests, programs and services for the 2007 fiscal year.

Departments and agencies listed on the agenda include; Over-60 Center, Chamber of Commerce, Humane Society, Convention and Visitors Bureau, American Legion Baseball, Girls Softball, Youth Baseball, Victorian Carthage and the Literacy Council.

The hearings are continued throughout the week on Wednesday and Thursday at 6:30 each evening. Tuesday evening is occupied by a regular City Council meeting at 7:30 p.m.

Wednesday’s meeting is limited to City departments, including Police, Fire, Parks, Streets , Public Works and City Attorney. The meeting on Thursday will include discussion of capital improvement projects, Carthage Water and Electric Plant, and the budget "perfection process".

Stench Report:
Friday,
4/21/06

Stench Reported Late Thursday Evening

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Looks like we’re gonna have a good old fashioned run for the Presidin’ County Commissioner this year.

With three well known residents of Jasper County in the race, there should be some honest differences of opinion and a fair exchange of most of ‘em I’m sure.

‘Course the prevailin’ thinkin’ in this part of the country is with three runnin’, the battle between two will benefit the third. The votes that would have been against the third will get split up between the other two. Even if as many as sixty percent was split between two candidates, the third would win with the remain’ forty percent. I refer to this as the "dilution of the aginers" (those against, for those new to the territory). For those of us in the media, it should be an interestin’ time to be on the outside lookin’ in.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Get Your A/C Ready Now for Summer

Q: You have recommended insulating the heating ducts in the house to increase efficiency. Does the same hold true for air-conditioning ducts? -- Jake in Oakland

A: Because central air and central heat generally use the same ventilation ducts to carry cooled or heated air through the house, the answer is yes. The main purpose of insulation is to prevent heat from being lost as the air is moved to the living areas of the house, and it will do the same for cold air. So insulation will provide year-round efficiency and improved energy costs.

Before installing insulation, check the ductwork for damage or loose joints, make repairs, and cover joint seams with mastic -- a gooey adhesive that dries to a solid sealant -- or foil tape, which has a metal backing and acrylic adhesive. Both products should be UL 181 approved. Standard duct tape is not recommended for sealing duct joints or leaks.

Insulate ducts in unheated areas of the house, such as the basement, attic or crawlspace. Wrap the ducts in 2-inch-thick, R-8 or R-11 insulation, taping the seams with foil tape.

Spring is a good time to check and improve your air-conditioning system, because any problems can be taken care of before hot weather really sets in. You’ll also have a better chance of scheduling professional repairs -- because on the first hot day of summer, if the system shuts down, you’ll end up waiting a long time for a repairman who’s answering hundreds of similar calls.

Uncover and clear debris from outdoor central-air units, trimming back any shrubs that have grown to within 6 inches of the unit. Make sure the condenser fins are clear, and that the unit does not sit in direct sunlight. Purchase filters and schedule the annual inspection if recommended by the manufacturer. Filters should be changed every month while the air conditioner is in use.

Window and room units should be taken out of storage and inspected for damage, dents, rust and dirt. It’s still too early to install these units in some parts of the country, but in general, when you replace your storm windows with screens, it’s safe to put the window units up, too. Filters should be cleaned or replaced every two weeks during the season, and the condenser grills should be vacuumed and then wiped with a damp rag.

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