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Monday, August 14, 2006 Volume XV, Number 41

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The McCune-Brooks Blood Pressure clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the Katheryn Collier Cardiopulmonary Rehab. and Wellness center. If you are monitoring your BP, come on out and let our technician check it out for you. Call 359-2432 or 358-0670. BP logbook available.

Did Ya Know?... The Genealogy Friends of the Library monthly meeting will be held Monday, August 14, at 7 p.m. in the upstairs meeting room at the Newton County Sheriff’s Department in Neosho, Missouri.

today's laugh

My brother likes all his meat to be cooked extra well done. He doesn’t like it to come with a baked potato; he likes it to come with an arson inspector.

When I came home and showed my mother my report card with a 98 in arithmetic, she wanted to know who had gotten the other two points. - Sam Levenson

I said to my waiter, "What would you recommend?" He said, "The restaurant down the street."

After the earthquake, my house is still up on the hill, but my view just got lowered. - Bob Hope.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Suit for Wages.

Fred Lewis filed suit late yesterday afternoon against Harvey S. Reynolds and Clement Steele for $86, and amount claimed to be due as a balance for wages earned by the plaintiff as an engineer at the mine of the defendants. B.F. Heckney is the plaintiff’s attorney.

Back from Eldorado Springs.

Geo. H. Thomas returned last evening from Eldorado Spring. A. H. Taylor who was with him stopped off at Lamar for a day on business. While at Eldorado Springs they stopped with H.A. Smith who formerly operated the commercial hotel in Carthage and who is now conducting one of the leading hotels at the Eldorado resort.

Before your paper your house visit Well’s Wall Paper Department. The most complete line of wall paper and decorations in the southwest at reasonable prices.

 

Today's Feature

Back to School Supply Drive.

The Carthage Salvation Army will hold a school supply drive during "Sodalicious Moments" at the Precious Moments Park from 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. on Tuesday, August 15, 2006. All proceeds from the event go to the Carthage Salvation Army to purchase school supplies.

The Salvation Army will have two school supply distribution dates this year. "Our distribution date will be August 11th," said Major William Everling. "However, we will continue to pack supplies through the 16th of August and on the 17th we will deliver all of the supplies that we receive from the Precious Moments donations to the Carthage school system and ask that the teachers identify students that could use these supplies."

At the event ice cream floats may be purchased for $1.50. Guests may win valuable prizes throughout the event. Tickets will be given both for every ice cream float purchased and for every school supply donation.

Donation items needed are 40 backpacks and supplies to fill the packs such as; paper, pencils, pens, erasers and scissors.

Stench Report:
Friday,
8/11/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I don’t know if there any rules taught in driver’s ed, but I’ve come to the conclusion that whoever stops first at an intersection has the right of way.

This has prompted me sittin’ still several feet from the stop sign on occasion. As I experiment with this tactic, I’m findin’ that most other drivers have not accepted my definition of bein’ first at the intersection, and still get into you go, no I go, no.....confusion. I suppose this will be a lifelong source of observation.

Maybe autos should be equipped with some type of signal light on the front of the vehicle. A green light and a red light so approaching cars have some idea of your intention. ‘Course with the red light on, folks still wouldn’t know if I was comin’ or goin’.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Crooked Door Needs Repair

Q: The antique door to our bathroom is solid oak. Unfortunately, it’s no longer closing straight -- the door latch is lower than the hardware on the frame. It’s also scraping the floor when it’s opened and closed. How can we repair this? -- Cliff B., West Hartford, Conn.

A: Fixing this problem can be as simple as adjusting the hinge pins of the door, or as complex as resetting them (which isn’t too complex; it’s just a two-person job).

Sticking, dragging doors, or doors that won’t close completely, can have a number of causes. In newer houses, a door’s hinges might have been placed incorrectly, or the mortise of the door might not be deep enough (or too deep). Checking the depth of the mortise is simple: run a finger along the hinge leaf that’s set into the door. If the leaf isn’t flush with the wood, the trouble may lie there. The new wood may have swollen slightly, as well.

Because you’re in an older home, the door probably opened and shut for years with no problem, meaning the hinges are (or were) set just fine. However, the door frames of aging homes typically settle as time passes, and the frame could be slightly warped. The hinges may also have worked loose.

The first (and easiest) fix is to check all the hinges -- tap them down into place if necessary -- and tighten the screws holding the hinges to the door. If a screw won’t tighten down, remove it, insert a wooden toothpick into the hole, and reinsert the screw.

If the door still sags, try putting a shim between the bottom hinge and the door. Remove the door completely from its hinges (this is where that second person comes in handy). Then, unscrew the bottom hinge leaf from the door. Using the leaf (the flat part) as a template, cut a piece of noncompressible cardboard, particle board or sheet brass (available in various precut sizes at the hardware store) to match. Punch out screw holes in the same area as on the leaf. Lay the shim against the door first, then fasten the hinge leaf to it. Rehang the door and check the fit. Conversely, if the door latch were higher than it should be, you would place a shim in the top hinge.

Now, what if the latch lines up but the door still scrapes or sticks? Try covering the sticking edge with chalk, and open and close the door. Mark spots on the door edge where the chalk has rubbed away. Lightly sticking doors can be repaired by sanding the contact points. Don’t sand too much, or the door won’t fit tightly.

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