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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysWednesday, December 6, 2006 Volume XV, Number
                    121
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?... The
                Christmas parade that was scheduled for Monday
                evening was cancelled due to the weather and has
                been rescheduled for next Monday, December 11. Did Ya Know?... "A
                Carthage Christmas" Dinner Theatre will be
                held December 7-9 at 6:30 p.m. in the Grace
                Episcopal Church 820 Howard. $20 per person.
                Dinner and local color to benefit the youth
                group. For more info call 358-4631 Did Ya Know?... Sunday,
                December 10th, the Carthage Nazarene
                "Kids Praise Singers," will
                present their Christmas Musical, "Miracle on
                Main Street" by Celeste Clydesdale during
                the morning service at 10:50 a.m. Corner of Grand
                and Fairview. Did Ya Know?... A live
                Nativity re-enactment will be presented at the
                south side of the First Baptist Church in
                Carthage, 631 S. Garrison every half hour from
                6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. The public is invited to
                the free performance. December 7-9 and 14-16.
                Free cider, cocoa and cookies between
                performances. |  
                | today's
                laugh My father hated radio and could
                not wait for television to be invented so he
                could hate that too. - Peter De Vries I got an answering machine for
                my phone. Now when Im not home and somebody
                calls me up, they hear a recording of a busy
                signal. - Steven Wright | 1906INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 Fifty Turkeys Ordered. R.E. Glenn, of the
        Atlas Mining Co., Orders Them for His Employees. R.F. Glenn, who lives on
        South garrison avenue, and is a stockholder and general
        manager of the Atlas Mining companys property at
        Prosperity, has placed an order with the Richardson
        Grocery co. for fifty dressed turkeys, and will present
        each one of his employees a Christmas turkey.  Four of the patients who
        have been confined at the smallpox hospital at the
        quarantine were discharged yesterday, having served their
        full time and being entirely well. This lowers the number
        confined at the station to 13 and tomorrow the discharge
        of two more patients will occur.  A carload of stockholders
        of the Missouri Blanket Vein Zinc company, men from
        Pennsylvania and New York are arranging to come in a
        party and make an inspection of their mines.  
            
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                Feature Nomination
                Forms for Banquet. Nomination forms
                are available at the Carthage Chamber of Commerce
                for the Small Business of the Year, the Spotlight
                Award, and the Richard M. Webster Citizen of the
                Year. All three of these awards will be presented
                at the 2007 Chamber Annual Banquet, to be held on
                January 12. Forms are also available online at
                www.CarthageChamber.com under the Calendar of
                Events link.  The deadline for
                nominations is Friday, December 8th.  For additional
                information or to request a nomination form, call
                the Chamber at 358-2373.  
 Flu Shot Clinic
                Rescheduled. The flu shot
                clinic that was postponed due to the weather last
                week will be held from 4 to 8 p.m. on Thursday,
                December 7 in McCune-Brooks Hospital. The vaccine is
                available for adults and for children ages four
                through 18 years. Cost for the vaccine is $15.
                Participants are asked to bring their Medicare or
                Medicaid card if they have one. More information
                may be obtained by calling 417-359-2452. |  
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 Stench Report: Tuesday,12/5/06
 No Stench Detected on
                Carthage Square | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin',
 Its time
                for the time honored tradition that everone
                looks forward to durin the Christmas
                season; fake tree or real tree. I suppose that most who lean
                toward usin real Christmas trees
                probly have some sentimental attachment
                since we grew fond of the adventure of harvesting
                that unique specimen ever year. Those who prefer factory trees
                probly can argue for the convenience and
                predictability of it. Theres also that
                experience sometime in February of findin
                that last needle in the carpet with a bare foot.
                Its my guess that is the time most folks
                finally decide to go fake.  I would advise that the time to
                make such a critical decision is not when
                youre hoppin around on one bare foot
                with a missile in your toe. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin.  |  
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 | Here's
                A Tip By JoAnn Derson
  If youre having trouble
                with your cars battery, follow this tip
                from B.D. of Virginia: "Disconnect the
                battery terminals and clean them with a wire
                brush. Reconnect and smear with petroleum jelly.
                The jelly will prevent corrosion and help keep
                the battery cranking all winter."  Heres a reminder
                from J.E. of Colorado: "Just because
                its winter doesnt mean you can skip
                the sunscreen -- especially if you live in a
                snowy climate. Remember that sunlight reflects
                off white snow, and it intensifies the effect.
                Lather up, people. If you get one that is
                moisturizing, itll soothe dry skin as
                well."  "When doing my
                holiday shopping, I carry a quart-size Zip-lock
                baggie in my purse. I put all receipts in it, and
                I ask for multiple gift receipts to be put in the
                bag with the merchandise. I can keep it all
                together until after the holidays, so I always
                have a receipt handy if something needs to be
                returned or exchanged." -- C.L. in Missouri  "I keep a cookie
                sheet by the door to hold muddy shoes and boots.
                No more moose tracks through the house!" --
                R.S. in New York  "If you have extra
                tasks to do for visiting company or holiday
                parties, marshal the family. I have three
                school-age kids, and I write out chores on slips
                of paper for them to stick in their pockets. If I
                dont have to remind them to get chores
                done, theres an extra allowance in it for
                them." -- H.A. in California  When unpacking
                decorations, make note of items that will need to
                be replaced after this season. When everything
                goes on sale, you can buy for next year at great
                prices! |  Copyright 1997-2006 by Heritage
        Publishing. All rights reserved. |