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Wednesday, February 1, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 158

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon from January 30 to April 10.

Did Ya Know?... Signups for the Carthage Soccer League will be held Thursday, Feb. 2 from 5-7 p.m. and Saturday, Feb. 4 from 9 a.m. -11:30 p.m. in the First United Methodist Church Annex, 511 Lyon Street. Participants may be boys or girls ages 4/5 to under 13 years. Registration fee is $25 for the Spring season. Copy of Birth Certificate is Required. Season tentatively begins April 1.

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the Veterans History Project. We are collecting histories of those who served our country and those who supported them. Please contact the museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the project or visit www.loc.gov/vets

today's laugh

Normal people believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet. - Scott Adams

You know your house isn’t properly insulated when you have to put snow tires on your vacuum cleaner.

My parents stayed together for forty years, but that was out of spite. - Woody Allen

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Gets $40,000 in Cash.

Andy McInturff, of Carterville, yesterday sold his 40 acre lease on land three miles east of Duenweg to Mattes Bros. representing the Consolidated Jack Co. The consideration is named as $40,000 cash. The discovery of ore has been made in five drill holes, showing a 30 foot face, both lead and jack, and a shaft has gone down into the ore. There has not as of yet been any drifting and there is no mill on the ground. The sale was made wholly on the record of the drilling and showing in the shaft.

William Randall, a farmer from near Bartlesville, broke his drouth in Carthage yesterday by crawling under the lid, and Officer Deagan took him out in the cold. He pleaded guilty this morning in police court and was assessed the regulation $7.50. Not having the price, he went below.

Major Harrington, S.H. Regan and Burt Woolcott went to Pittsburg today.

 

Today's Feature

Fire Ban Still On.

High Risk Expected to Continue.

The burn ban issued on January 17 is still effective for the Carthage area. According to Fire Chief Cooper there have been relatively few violations in Carthage.

Members of the Carthage Fire department yesterday assisted extinguishing a fire in Lawrence County. The fire was in the Sarcoxie district but there was not enough help available and outside assistance was necessary. Carthage sent one fire truck and the fire was extinguished within the day. The Avilla fire department also assisted with the fire.

The month of February has been notorious for frequent fires according to Cooper, who cited approximately 200 fires in February of 1996. With historical high risks under normal circumstances the concern this month will be elevated due to the extreme dry weather.

The Carthage Fire Department has stressed the fact that until a significant amount of rain is received the burn ban will continue to be in place and the risk of fire will still be high. Trash, brush, fence row burning and control burns are not allowed under the burn ban.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
1/31/06

No Stench Reported

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
I find myself readin’ the labels of various packaged snacks in a weak moment from time to time. I have noticed one ingredient that has perked my curiosity.

I have yet to figure out why they identify "mechanically separated chicken." This precisely defined meat product pops up in hot dogs, polish sausages, and various snack sticks like Slim Jims.

Havin’ known some folks that worked in a hot dog factory, I’m not surprised by anything that might be considered fair game as an ingredient, I just can’t understand what difference it makes if the chicken is "mechanically separated." I’ve never seen the designation for beef or pork.

In reality, I’m prob’ly not wantin’ to hear a detailed explanation. I suppose some things are better left unknown.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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