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                    published every weekday except major holidays 
                    Tuesday, January 10, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
                    142 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?. . .The
                McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
                open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
                at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
                Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
                Logbook available. 
                Did Ya Know?. . .The
                Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
                hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
                Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road. 
                Did Ya Know?. . .You can
                now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
                Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
                Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
                regular office hours. For more info call
                358-4914. 
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                today's
                laugh 
                A man in Washington State
                almost died when he kissed hi pet rattlesnake on
                the lips. He was rushed to the hospital and
                listed in "serious" condition. Hours
                later, doctors were able to upgrade his condition
                to merely "stupid." - Caroline Rhea 
                Student: I hear that fish is
                brain food. 
                Roommate: Yeah, I eat it all the time. 
                Student: Well, there goes another theory. 
                I got into an argument with my
                girlfriend inside a tent. A tent is not a good
                place for an argument. I tried to walk out on her
                and had to slam the flap. - Mitch Hedberg 
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        1906 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Gas Shut Off Awhile. 
        Many a Dinner Got Cold
        while Cooking - Pressure Stopped for Some Reason. 
        Many a good dinner was
        spoiled in the cooking at noon today. Suddenly at 11:55
        all gas in the City stopped short and not a particle
        flowed into the main. 
        The cause is inexplicable.
        Whatever it was it was outside the City, between Carthage
        and Webb City. The regulators, located at different
        places in the City, are so arranged that when the
        pressure stops for a moment they shut off and cannot be
        turned on again except by mechanical arrangements. This
        is done in order to prevent accidents. The gas cannot get
        past them after they are shut off. 
        Not until every consumer
        in the City had been notified on the turning on of the
        gas was it turned into the mains again. This precaution
        will always be taken in Carthage. 
        A telephone message from
        Webb City said there was no trouble at that City and gas
        was flowing as usual. Therefore the trouble with the
        pressure was on this side of there. Up to 2 p.m. the
        failure of pressure had not been accounted for. 
        It was 1:25 when the gas
        came on again. It could have been turned long before that
        but the delay was for the purpose of notifying consumers.
         
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Board Discusses
                New High School Site. 
                The Carthage R-9
                Board of Education met Monday evening in a public
                forum to discuss a bond issue for the potential
                construction of a new high school facility. The
                facility is to be located in the 200,000 square
                foot lot that is bordered by River Street,
                Airport Drive and Fir Road across from the
                southernmost watertower. The timeline for the
                project lists the bond issue vote for this new
                construction in the April 4, 2006 election.  
                In the meeting
                Assistant Superintendent for Business Mark Baker
                outlined the demographics of the school system.
                Baker cited 2.3% growth in the system since 1999
                and a 5.1 percent growth in the last year. Since
                1996 Carthage schools have added 52 new teaching
                positions including 14 new positions in the K-6
                program.  
                R-9 President Tony
                Diggs announced the potential new site of the
                school. Diggs spoke about previous plans to
                construct a new facility at the corner of Chapel
                Road and HH Highway saying that the idea was met
                with concerns due to speed limits on the highway
                and its proximity to an elementary school. Diggs
                said that the school board has secured an option
                to buy the prospective property which is closer
                to the geographic center of the district.  
                Gary Jackson of
                Hight-Jackson Associates gave an overview of the
                proposal which would re-configure the division of
                grades. If the bond issue is approved grades 9-12
                would occupy the new building and grades 7 and 8
                would occupy the present High School building.
                The 7th and 8th grades would require a closed
                campus for lunch. This would necessitate the
                expansion of the current high school lunch room,
                according to Jackson. The re-configuration would
                see the 5th and 6th grades occupying the current
                Junior high building and K-4 in present
                elementary buildings.  
                January 2009 would
                be the earliest date of occupancy for the
                proposed building if the bond is passed in the
                April 2006 election . 
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                Stench Report: 
                Monday, 
                1/7/06 
                No Stench Detected 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin' 
                I try not to pay a lot of attention to tv
                commercials. I usually occupy myself by
                tryin to read the fine print that seems to
                accompany all of the ads makin some kind of
                claim to a better life.One
                the other night I noticed was for a life
                alterin mattress. Underneath the shot of a
                couple comfortable sleepin the night away
                were the words "Actual Portrayal". This
                rates right up there with "artificial
                margarine".  
                What other kind of portrayal is
                there? Could it have been an "Artificial
                portrayal" of the good nights sleep?
                Then the actors would only be playin like
                they were actin like they were asleep. Or
                if they were actually asleep they wouldnt
                be actin so it wouldnt be a portrayal
                at all. Just a scene of people sleepin. Who
                writes this stuff? 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin. 
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                by: 
                McCune- Brooks Hospital | 
                To
                Your Good Health 
                By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.Outlook for Lupus
                Has Greatly Improved 
                DEAR DR. DONOHUE:
                I would greatly appreciate it if you would write
                an article on lupus. Thank you in advance for any
                information and help on this matter. -- R.L. 
                ANSWER: Lupus is
                an example of an illness caused by an immune
                system that turns against its own body. It is,
                therefore, an autoimmune disease. 
                Usually it comes
                on between the ages of 20 and 45, and the
                preponderance of patients are women. 
                Lupus attacks many
                body organs and tissues. The skin can break out
                in a variety of rashes, but a common one is a
                redness of the cheeks and bridge of the nose. The
                skin is quite sensitive to sunlight, and exposure
                to it can often cause a worsening of symptoms. 
                Joints frequently
                become swollen and painful. The heart and the
                heart covering can be involved. Heart valves can
                become deformed, and inflammation of the
                pericardium (the heart covering) gives rise to
                chest pain. Lupus can attack nerves. The kidneys
                are often involved, with a resulting increase in
                blood pressure and a loss of protein in the
                urine. 
                Todays
                medicines can control lupus for most patients.
                More than 90 percent of lupus patients are still
                living 10 years after diagnosis, and 70 percent
                are living longer than 20 years. Such success in
                treating lupus was unheard of even a few short
                decades ago. 
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