| 
            
                | 
                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysMonday, January 16, 2006 Volume XIV, Number
                    146
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?. . .Oak
                Street Health & Herbs has a pair of
                prescription sunglasses that were left in the
                store. For more information call 358-0990. Did Ya Know?. . .Jasper
                County Employees are having a Chili Supper Jan.
                20, 2006 for Relay For Life at the First
                Christian Church Lighthouse from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m.
                The needed donation per person is $4.50. Chili,
                drink and dessert will be served, also chili
                dogs. They will also sell in bulk. All proceeds
                go to Relay For Life.  Did Ya Know?. . .The
                Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
                hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
                Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road. |  
                | today's
                laugh I had a bag of Fritos, they
                were Texas-grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill
                marks on them. They reminded me of something:
                when we used to fire up the barbecue and throw
                down some Fritos. I can still see my dad with the
                apron on: "Better flip that Frito, Dad. You
                know how I like mine." - Mitch Hedberg Subsidy - A town underneath
                another town. Scientists have announced that
                the sun is five billion years old. It just looks
                older because its spent so much time in the
                sun. - Conan OBrien | 1906INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 New Plumbing Firm. Experts from Eastern
        Gas Fields Have Located in Carthage. Daniel Rockenstine,
        managing the West Virginia Gas Fitting Co., has opened a
        plumbers shot at 301 East Fourth Street. Mr.
        Rockenstine and his several employees all came here
        recently from the West Virginia natural gas fields and
        consequently understand thoroughly the strange illuminant
        which is just now being introduced into Carthage. Mr. Rockenstine was for 20
        years a leading plumber in Parkersburg, W. Va. He brings
        to Carthage a handsome stock of plumbing supplies and
        carries a full line of the higher grade gas stoves. Newell Holbrook has sold
        for fancy prices two fine collie pups to the Watson
        brothers, who came here from Illinois and are closing out
        the Winchel stock of implements. The Watsons will take
        the pups to Illinois.  
            
                |  | Today's
                Feature R-9 Board
                Approves Option to Purchase. A news release
                from the Carthage R-9 Board of Education confirms
                that the board approved a $25,000 option to
                purchase 80 acres of real estate at the January 9
                meeting. The property is bordered by Airport
                Drive, Fir Road, River Street and Pearl Street.
                This is the lot which was named by the board to
                be the prospective building site for a new high
                school at the previous meeting. The option will
                expire on December 31, 2006 unless the option is
                extended. The price of the property is listed at
                $1.65 million. 
 The State of
                the State. State Senator
                Gary Nodler news release The Missouri
                Senate joined the members of the House of
                Representatives Wednesday night in welcoming
                Governor Matt Blunt for his State of the State
                Address. Governor Blunt delivered good news: the
                difficult decisions that we made last year have
                paid off for the citizens of the state, and
                Missouris economy is strong.  For the first time
                in five years, we are beginning the year with a
                small but real budget surplus, rather than a
                shortfall. The budget choices that we made last
                year are paying off with improved funding for
                education, job growth and an improved business
                climate as a result of tort reform and workers
                compensation reform. The Governor called on us to
                continue down this path of efficient, effective
                and responsive government. Governor
                Blunts budget reflects the right
                priorities, ensuring that our children receive a
                first-class education is number one. The Governor
                has requested a $167 million increase for K-12
                education, fully funding our states new
                foundation formula. The Governor also called on
                the legislature to find ways to assure that
                education spending puts the dollars where they
                need to be, which is in the classroom. I applaud the
                Governors proposal for an increase for
                funding for public two- and four-year colleges
                and universities. That proposal would increase
                the higher education budget by more than $17
                million and enabling us to provide resources
                needed to provide a quality education and hold
                down tuition costs.  The Governor also
                called for a comprehensive energy action plan. We
                will be working to develop a wide-ranging policy
                that will focus on rising heating costs,
                home-heating assistance for low-income
                Missourians, and agriculture-based fuels, such as
                ethanol and biodiesel, to produce renewable
                energies that decrease dependency on foreign
                resources. The Governor has
                requested further scrutiny of Medicaid to
                completely eliminate waste, fraud and abuse. He
                also asked the General Assembly to take
                additional steps to ensure that low-income
                Missourians have access to health care.
                Additionally, the Governor requested more funding
                for residential-care facilities,
                smoking-cessation programs and in-home health
                care.  The Governor would
                also like to see Medicaid restructuring
                incorporate advanced technologically to improve
                efficiency in benefits. To achieve this, he has
                requested the creation of the Health-Care
                Technology Fund that would invest funds from the
                revenue surplus to accomplish this streamlining.  Additional
                gubernatorial priorities include increased
                funding for law-enforcement facilities and
                increased penalties for criminals. This fight
                against criminals includes crime lab funding,
                drug courts and stronger penalties for sexual
                predators and those who abuse seniors.  I look forward to
                working with my fellow lawmakers and the Governor
                to guarantee that the state of the state remains
                healthy, strong and forward looking.  The Missouri
                Senate will stand adjourned on Martin Luther King
                Jr. Day, Monday, Jan. 16, and will reconvene on
                Tuesday, Jan. 17. |  
                | 
 Stench Report:Friday,
 1/13/06
 No Stench Detected | Just Jake
                Talkin' Mornin'
 It really seems amazing that with all the
                advances in technology, no one seems ta be able
                to improve much on the basic battry.
 After all these years and the money and
                time spent by the car manufacturers to come up
                with a better battry we dont seem ta
                be much closer. Some things just dont get
                any better. Seems like they always want ta
                tinker with the light bulb. Tryin ta make
                em use less electricity and last a hunderd
                years. But when it gets down to it, bulbs
                havent changed much for the average folks.
                Neither has the speech that all fathers give the
                kids bout how much it costs to leave
                em on.  Now theres a fella
                Id like ta meet, the first guy that gave
                the "turn off the lights" speech.
                Cant improve that. This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin.  |  
                | Sponsored by:
 Oldies & Oddities Mall
 | This
                Is A Hammer By Samantha Mazzotta
 Snow-Shoveling Tips Were in the depths of
                winter now, and while some areas of the country
                are already knee-deep in snow, others are
                expecting a good deal of it anytime now. If
                youre new to the snow-shoveling game, or
                just havent done it in awhile, keep a few
                things in mind before heading outside to clear
                the driveway. --Dress in layers: Youll
                warm up as you shovel, but when you break out in
                a sweat your clothing will get damp and quickly
                cool off. Then youll get chilled, and
                wont be able to continue. So instead, wear
                an inside layer of "wicking" clothing
                (like thermal underwear), a second layer of
                street clothes, a wool sweater or fleece jacket,
                and a water-resistant heavy coat. Wear a warm
                hat, and water-resistant gloves and shoes. --Warm up before starting:
                While still inside the house, get your blood
                pumping a little bit by stretching out, jogging
                in place, or other exercise for about five
                minutes. This seemingly unimportant step can
                prevent muscle pulls and even heart attacks
                during shoveling. --Prep your equipment:
                Depending on conditions, in addition to a snow
                shovel you might need a spade or a hoe to break
                up compacted snow, a heavy-duty broom to sweep
                off steps, and a sand/ice-melt mixture to scatter
                over an icy walk. Spray a light coating of
                lubricating oil or plain old cooking oil along
                the edge of your snow shovel, so that snow slides
                on and off the shovel more easily. --Have a plan: Decide exactly
                where youll begin shoveling, what areas you
                will tackle first, where and when you will end,
                and where you will place the snow as you shovel
                it. --Dont load the shovel:
                When you begin shoveling, remember to fill the
                snow shovel only about halfway. Filling the
                shovel will tire you out quickly and make you
                vulnerable to injury. --Dont "throw"
                the snow: Rather than lifting the shovel high and
                tossing the snow several feet, save your energy
                by lifting it only a few inches and moving it to
                the right or left of the path. Your arms and back
                will thank you. --Recognize the symptoms of
                cold injury: Monitor yourself and helpers
                continually for signs of developing hypothermia,
                frostbite or other dangerous injuries caused by
                cold. If youre cold and just cant get
                warm despite the work, go indoors immediately. If
                exposed skin feels "weird" -- numb,
                tingling, itching, burning or cold -- or has a
                white or frozen appearance, get indoors
                immediately and contact a doctor for advice. HOME TIP: Winter is a good time
                to clean and prepare outdoor tools for next
                season, so take an afternoon or two to scrub away
                dirt and rust, coat metal parts with an
                all-purpose oil, and rub a thin coat of linseed
                oil on wooden handles. |  Copyright 1997-2006 by Heritage
        Publishing. All rights reserved. |