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Monday, July 17, 2006 Volume XV, Number 21

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Lincoln Ladies Republican Women’s Club and Jasper County Republican Central Committee will host the free Meet the Candidate Ice Cream Social and Republican Rally, Monday, July 17 at 6:00 p.m. in the Carthage Memorial Hall, 407 S. Garrison.

Did Ya Know?... The Fair Acres Family YMCA is hosting two tournaments for beach volleyball. August 12th is a 2-man tournament; August 26 will be a 2 coed. Registration is $30 per team, includes an official tournament shirt. Registration ends for 2-man July 31, for 2 Coed, Aug. 12. For more info call 358-1070.

Did Ya Know?... L’economique is now open at 135 S. Main, the old H&R Block building. Always accepting items for donation. Please call 359-6688. Big sale going on now, everything in store is 25¢ or less. L’economique is a non-profit resale store.

today's laugh

Always try to keep a smile on your face because it looks silly on other parts of your body.

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Every time I try fishing, the fish aren’t biting but the mosquitoes are. I think someday I’ll go out in a boat and try to go mosquitoing.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Newton County Irate About It.

Joplin is in trouble because she has located her pest house over in Newton County. The irate citizens of that county threaten to do all sorts of violence on account of the location and because the smallpox patients are allowed to go to the spring and to Silver creek to do their washing and to otherwise run around to the danger of passers by.

The life of the health officer in charge has been threatened and it is freely talked that a fire is likely to sweep the pest camp at any time.

Mrs. George C. Howenstein pleasantly entertained eleven of her friends at one o’clock dinner party yesterday. The ladies of whom spent the day with Mrs. Howenstein were as follows: Mrs. Ale and daughter, Miss Lizzie from the country, Desdames A. Cornell, Bela Clark, R.C. Friend, A.H. Caffee, Laura Moore, Robt. McCarthy, G.W. Stebbins and Miss Mary Griffith.

 

Today's Feature

Chamber President Announces Resignation.

News release

Carthage Chamber of Commerce Chairman Pam Barlet announced today that Chamber President Max McKnight has submitted his resignation effective August 11, 2006. McKnight has accepted the position of President/CEO of the Chickasha Economic Development Council in Chickasha, Oklahoma.

Barlet stated that McKnight assumed the role of Chamber President in March 2000 after serving as Economic Development Director for the City of Carthage. "Max came to the Chamber in a dual role as Chamber President and Economic Development Director."

"The combining of the two roles was done to try to consolidate efforts, decrease repetition of services and to better serve the needs of businesses and industries," Barlet says. She further stated that "Max took over Presidency of the Chamber at a time of transition for the Chamber and has done an excellent job of positioning the Chamber both physically and financially."

McKnight stated "There were many exciting projects on the horizon when I accepted the position in Carthage in 1996. There are equally as many projects on the horizon for the immediate future in Carthage which made my decision to leave doubly difficult. Carthage is well positioned for success in the coming months and years."

"Though we are sad to see Max go, we wish him and his family the best in this next step of his career," said Barlet.

Stench Report:
Friday,
7/14/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage
Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
One a the problems with changin’ a flat on the newer cars is they don’t have a decent hubcap ta throw the lug nuts in. You’ve prob’ly seen the guy bent down by the car, with one a those little flimsy L shaped tire tools in one hand and a lug nut in the other, lookin’ completely bewildered. He’s lookin’ for a spot to lay the nut so he won’t loose it.

Bein’ on a paved shoulder doesn’t help much either. Those little critters will start rollin’ until they find the exact center of the car. There ya are, car up on a rickety jack, tryin’ ta reach that stray nut.

The real embarrassment comes when ya gotta limp inta town with that little weenie tire. There’s just no joy in changin’ a flat anymore.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Leaky Roof? Check Flashing

Q: During the heavy rains recently, a leak developed in one of our second-floor bedrooms. I can’t find the source of the leak, and it’s in an improbable place. The only thing that might have happened is that the leak is near enough to the chimney that it ran along the outside of the chimney to the ceiling and then pooled above the bedroom. But I can’t see any damage from the attic, and the shingles on the roof look all right. Do you have any suggestions on resolving this? -- Dan L., Medford, Mass.

A: My first thought is that a leak has developed in the flashing around the chimney. Flashing is a soft metal (aluminum or copper) used to seal joints between the roof sheathing and things jutting through the sheathing, like chimneys or vent stacks, as well as the joints where the sides of the roof meet. It is tapped into place with a hammer or mallet so that it conforms tightly to the materials next to the joint, overlapping by a few inches. Then a weather-resistant sealing compound is applied to the flashing to hold it in place and provide additional protection from water and debris.

The trouble is, housing materials, sealants and soft metal all expand and contract and deteriorate over the years, and even the most flexible of materials eventually cannot cover the little gaps that appear. Sometimes these gaps are not easily seen; sometimes, in heavy, wind-driven rains, water is forced into crevices one never thought of, causing a little bit of damage that becomes bigger with each rain, wind or snowstorm.

Check the flashing around the chimney, looking for cracks, gaps, warping of the metal or other damage. Visually inspect the outside of the chimney as well for cracks in the masonry or gaps in the mortar (another serious issue that needs immediate attention if discovered, due to the risk of house fires). Make your way along the joints of the roof -- anywhere two sides meet -- to inspect the flashing and sealants.

Damaged flashing can be temporarily patched if another long period of rain is forecast, but this patch will fail quickly. So plan on replacing the metal flashing in the damaged area completely, as soon as a couple of warm, sunny days are expected. You can do this yourself, with the correct materials and tools, or if extensive damage is noted, contact a roofing contractor.

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