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Wednesday, June 21, 2006 Volume XV, Number 3

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A car wash will be held Saturday, June 24, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the corner of McGregor and Central (Leggett & Platt parking lot.) Come and get your vehicle cleaned and enjoy a hot dog and soda while you wait. Car wash $4.00, hot dog and soda for just $1.00. Proceeds go to benefit the United Way.

Did Ya Know?...The Carthage Masonic Lodge #197 annual St. John’s Day will be Saturday June 24. Lodge opens at 5 a.m., breakfast after meeting. All master Masons are urged to attend.

Did Ya Know?...The Open Door Baptist Church will have a Bake Sale Saturday the 24th from 8 a.m. till 1 p.m at Walmart to help fund Vacation Bible School.

Did Ya Know?... A tour of four unique and beautiful gardens and a tour of the Historic Phelps House will be available Saturday June 4 from 9 a.m to 2 p.m. For more information call 358-1776

today's laugh

Why do they bother saying "raw" sewage? Do some people cook that stuff? - George Carlin

A man saw a problem with some railroad tracks and took off his red underpants and waved them to stop a train from derailing. Unfortunately, he was then gored by a charging bull. - Jay Leno

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

In Justice McCune’s Court.

Tom Poindexter is suing to replevin a revolver from C. French before Justice McCune. The attorneys are W.P. Gregory and T.M. Mooneyham vs. H.L. Shannon. Alreavy the costs have exceeded the value of the gun in contention.

J.S. Buergy and Chas Mayer are suing Dr. Eames, S. Purcell, A. Sidestricker and Stephen Smith for $108 on a drilling contract. The attorneys are Bright and Barton vs. Shannon.

Young Missourian Honored.

Dr. E.T. Bell of Hatch, Ralis county, who has just been offered an instructorship at John Hopkins university, is probably the youngest Missourian ever thus honored, having just passed his 25th birthday.

He graduated from the medical department of the Missouri University in 1903 and has since been instructor in anatomy in that institution.

 

Today's Feature

Street Closures.

The City Council Public Safety committee met Monday evening in a regular session. Items on the agenda included street closure requests for the Carthage Courthouse square for the Maple Leaf Parade and the Carthage City-Wide Sidewalk Sale. Chamber of Commerce Director Max McKnight was present at the meeting and spoke to the committee about the events.

The Carthage City-Wide Sidewalk Sale is scheduled to take place on the Carthage Square on July 22. The square closure was requested from 6 a.m. to 5 p.m.

McKnight also requested that stationary vendors be allowed to sell food and drinks on the square for that day. The event is held in conjunction with the Greater

Ozarks British Motoring Club’s (GOBMC) car show. GOBMC coordinator David Thorn was present at the meeting and told the committee that this would be the 7th annual car show for the club.

The Maple Leaf Parade is scheduled to take place on October 21. McKnight requested, as in previous years, that the square and one block in each direction of the square be closed on the 21st from 4 a.m. to 6 p.m. and that stationary vendors be allowed on the square. This will be the 40th annual Maple Leaf Parade. According to McKnight the grand marshal for the parade will be selected within the next 1 or 2 months. The committee approved both requests and will forward them to City Council for consideration at the next meeting.

The committee also reviewed a letter from the Congregation of the Mother Coredemptrix concerning Marian Days for 2006. The request contained no changes over previous years. The committee will forward the item to Council for consideration.

Fire Chief Cooper spoke to the committee about bids for the replacement of the air conditioning unit at the Fire Department. The low bid was received from Southwest Heat and Air of Carthage. The committee will forward the bid to Council for approval.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
6/20/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

One a the staples of the playground equipment is a board sittin’ on a suspended pole. The teeter-tatter. Of course there is a large variety of activities that such a contraption can be used for, the least of which is simply sittin’ on it and pushin’ up and down. Amateur teeter-tatter stuff.

A more advanced alternative is to ride a bicycle up and over the board. Occasionally attempting to stop at the pivot and balance while not puttin’ the feet down. An impressive feat for the younger set.

Older youngsters, who prefer talkin’ more than playin’, sometimes would lay on the board, head to head, and try to balance as they conversed.

Sometimes I wonder if high tech is all it’s cracked up to be. Havin’ fun used to be so simple.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here’s A Tip

By JoAnn Derson

• "Here’s the key when making potato salad: Add herbs and seasonings, plus any vinegar in the recipe, to the potatoes as soon as you have them drained. Then let them cool, and when they are cooled you can add the mayo and chopped veggies. You will taste the difference." -- C.K. in Florida

• Baby powder is a wonderful sand repellent after a day at the beach. Just rub some on your legs and arms before you get in the car for the ride home. It wicks away moisture from your skin, and the sand slides right off.

• "Whenever I go out shopping with my son, I give him a dollar amount that he can spend, and he can keep whatever is left over. I am always surprised because he almost never spends it all. He likes to keep the extra money for himself, and since there is money left over, he can’t ask me to buy something else for him. It’s worth it, and I feel like he’s learning about budgeting his money." -- E.S. in Illinois

• Use hairspray on the end of a thread, and it will stiffen long enough to get it through a needle head.

• "Be sure to check with your physician about the use of generic prescription medicines and if they’re right for you. I have saved hundreds of dollars on my prescription costs by going generic, and they work just as well for me." -- F.J. in Florida


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