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Wednesday, June 7, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 247

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A blood drive will be held in the Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Carthage on Thursday, June 8 from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. and Friday, June 9 from 9 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Please bring a photo ID.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Train Crew 3rd Annual Tractor & Pickup Pull will be held Friday, June 9 and Saturday June 10. Pull starts at 7:00 p.m. North of Carthage on V Highway, 1/4 mi. E. of 571 Highway or 3/4 mi. W. of 96 Highway. Tractors, 2 & 4 Wheel Drive Trucks, Garden Tractors. Adults $8, 6-12 yrs $2, Under 6 Free. Proceeds benefit the Carthage Train Crew. 358-7898 for more info.

Did Ya Know?... Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army, 2419 Fairlawn Drive, is now accepting donations of furniture in addition to clothes and household goods.

today's laugh

An Italian man claims he has set a world record by creating a 330-gallon cup of cappuccino. Sadly, moments after making the drink the man suffered a massive heart attack. Not from drinking the cappuccino but trying to dunk a huge biscotti. - Tina Fey

Two feet on the ground are worth one in the mouth.

Bill: How much are they asking for your apartment rent now?
Bob: About twice a day.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

New Dental Parlors.

Two St. Louis Dentists Are to Locate Here Soon.

Dr. A. B. McKeehan and Dr. C.M. Spencer, both of St. Louis, were here this morning and arranged to open a dental office in partnership in Carthage. They secured the front rooms in the second story of the Williams building on the north side of the square now in the course of erection. When this building is done these dentists announce that they will open up about the swellest dental parlors to be found in the southwest. The gentlemen went to Granby this afternoon, where they will arrange to open a branch office.

Moved Here From Iowa.
Mr. and Mrs. E.N. Parkhurst of Hamburg, Iowa, parents of J.C. Parkhurst of the East Fourth street barbershop, arrived this morning and will make this city their home. They have rented property on Bois d’Arc street for the present but intend to buy a home later.

 

Today's Feature

Approved the Lighting Additions.

The City Council Public Services Committee met Monday evening in a regular session. Items discussed included proposed lighting additions for Kellogg Lake. Citizen Ed Grundy was present at the meeting on behalf of the Kellogg Lake board and showed the committee blueprints for the proposed locations of the 8 new lights. The additions would better illuminate the parking lots, according to Grundy. The committee approved the plans for the new lights.

Mayor Jim Woestman was in attendance of the meeting and spoke to the committee concerning the acquisition of a donated statue. The statue is carved from wood and is a representation of an eagle holding an American flag. It was donated to the City, but transportation from its original location in Tulsa, Oklahoma to Carthage cost $750. Woestman asked the committee to accept the donation of the statue to the City and approve payment of the moving fee. The committee approved. City Administrator Tom Short recommended looking into seeking non-City funding to help pay for the installation of the sculpture on City property. The sculpture stands approximately 13 feet high.

Citizen Gary Wofford spoke to the Committee about Carter Park, and the effort of beautifying the park. Wofford showed the committee an artists rendition, created by local artist Andy Thomas, which features the park with an entryway of stone and metal-work, flower beds and a water playground. Committee chair Claude Newport told Wofford that the illustration looked nice, and encouraged him to seek funding for the project.

Other items of discussion during the meeting included the long range planning for Kellogg Lake. City officials and representatives from the Department of Conservation recently met to discuss the lake. Newport said that the Department recommended dredging the lake to get it back to its original depth. The process of dredging would take several years to complete, according to Parks Director Alan Bull. The depth of the lake has decreased due in part to bird related deposits in the water, according to Bull.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
6/6/06

No Stench Detected On Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
I read once that rabbits always return to their trail to confuse anything tryin’ to follow ‘em. They will run in a circle and come back to close to where they were jumped up.

The article I was readin’ made rabbit huntin’ appear to be a pretty simple task. Take your dog along to chase the rabbit and just wait until the critter makes the full circle.

Now I’m not sure the short legged dog I grew up with was a decent rabbit chaser. We did manage to scare up a rabbit or two, but I never saw ‘em again. After a bit, the dog would come sniffin’ tryin’ to pick up the trail. I’m guessin’ the dog is a critical factor in the art of rabbit huntin’ as described in the article. Bein’ smarter than the rabbit doesn’t make much difference if ya don’t have a dog that will hunt.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip
By JoAnn Derson

• "If you’re afraid your couch-cushion covers won’t fit over the foam after washing, don’t be. Hang them on a line to dry, place the foam in a garbage bag, slide the cover on and zip, zip, zip, you’re done." -- T.G. in North Carolina

• "Whoever said that kids today aren’t thoughtful has just been proven wrong by my two darling neighbors. I was out front trying to move a pretty heavy planter away from my front door to a different spot in the yard. The kids saw me struggling and told me to ‘wait right here.’ They went into their house and brought out the older boy’s skateboard, then helped me lift the planter onto the skateboard. We just pushed it to the spot with no problem. I baked them cookies to say ‘thank you.’" -- C.L. in Florida

• If you’ve been cooking with onion or fish and have smelly hands, just use a quarter of a lemon and rub it all over your hands. Then wash with hot water and soap. The smell will disappear.

• "For the summer season, when the kids will be out of school, we have started collecting a list of activities to do. When we hear of something, we write it in a space on the family calendar. We are all looking forward to learning some things this summer." -- V.K. in Oregon

• "My lint roller wasn’t really big enough to get the cat hair off my couch without it taking forever. My husband bought three smaller rollers and put them together on an old paint roller. Now, it takes just a few moments, and the hair is gone. Now if I could just keep the cats from shedding altogether." -- G.R. in Texas

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