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Wednesday, March 1, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 178

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... A Worship Celebration with Phil Driscoll will be held at the First Baptist Church, 631 S. Garrison Ave March 5th at 6 p.m. The event is co-hosted by First Assembly of God. For more info contact Patrick Plant 417-358-8161.

Did Ya Know?... The Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly used book sale for March on Saturday the 4th. Check out the bargains at 510 S. Garrison Ave. from 8:00 a.m. until noon.

Did Ya Know?... A Rolling Thunder chili feed will be held March 5, starting at 2 p.m. in VFW Post 2590, Carthage. All you can eat. Adults $5.00, Kids $3.00. Silent Auction, non-profit. Aids Veterans and their families.

Did Ya Know?... Carthage Youth Girls Softball signups will be held March 6th & 13th from 6-8 p.m. in Fairview School.

today's laugh

What is going on with the Gap? First it was T-shirts and jeans, that was great. But now they’re inventing clothes. Have you seen these new drawstring pants? Where am I going in this thing? A clambake? - Jerry Seinfeld

My parents never wanted me to be upset about anything. They couldn’t tell me when a pet had died. Once I woke up and the goldfish was gone. I asked, "Mom? Where’s Fluffy?" She said, "He ran away." - Rita Rudner

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Thought He Was Held Up.

Frantic Screams of a Stranger When Marshal Stafford Halted Him.

Sunday evening about dusk Marshal Stafford and two police officers were in the east part of town on an investigating tour. The marshal stopped on Third street a little west of Orchard street while the officers who were with him went on to another point.

Pretty soon a man came running along Orchard street as hard as he could go and turned up Third street. Marshal Stafford supposed it was some one whom his officers had startled and that the man was getting away.

"Halt." said the marshal.

The young man paused a little in his flight and then turned to run harder than ever.

"Halt!" exclaimed the officer in even more commanding tones than ever.

At this the fleeing man gave the most unearthly scream which could be heard blocks away, and ran faster than ever.

The officer gave pursuit in earnest and punctuated his footsteps with admonitions to stop and finally caught him.

"Are you a police officer," said the frantic runner. "Well do you know I thought I was being held up, and you nearly scared me to death. I am running to catch a car which is nearly due to go out. Come back a block or two with me and I can soon satisfy you as to who I am."

"Go ahead and catch your car, I will take your word for it," said the satisfied marshal. "When you did not stop when I halted I supposed you were certainly crooked and that was why I followed."

The man continued his sprint for the car and made it after chasing it around the square to the southwest corner.

 

Today's Feature

Personal Property Lists Due Today.

News release

Jasper County Assessor Donald Davis, reminds property owners, including businesses, that they must report all personal property owned or held on January 1st to the Assessor’s office by March 1, 2006. those not returning a completed list to the assessor by the deadline may be subject to a penalty, ranging from $10 to $100 depending upon the value of the property. The statutes provide the assessor with almost no discretion to waive the penalties.

Davis said, "Until recently, few penalties were applied and lists were commonly filed late. The law was amended in 1994 to require the penalties, and , whether we like the law or not, compliance has increased dramatically."

In January, the assessor mailed every property owner reflected on the assessor’s records a form upon which the taxable personal property must be reported. If anyone failed to receive a form or lost the form, a new one can be obtained by contacting the assessor’s office at (417) 358-0437 or (417) 625-4355 or Room 207 at the Carthage Courthouse.

"People have a lot going on in their lives, and it’s easy to forget to turn in the personal property list," Davis said, "So we make every effort to remind people to return the forms to the Assessor’s Office by March first."

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
2/28/06

Stench reported around Kellogg Lake Feb. 27 late afternoon and 28 in morning.

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
Although it is sometimes tough to get things implemented through City government in a timely manner, working with the City over a period of time has ta be somethin’ like tryin’ to lasso a horse while ridin’ a bull.

The problem is that ever’ year or so there is the distinct possibility that the members on the Council will change. That leaves open opportunities for efforts of advancement to be derailed over time. That basically means that any decision can be changed by a simple vote of six individuals (seven if the Mayor objects). Employees of the City seem to have adjusted to the constant trainin’ of "bosses," but puttin’ together a long term arrangement over a period of several years must be nerve-rackin’ for those doin’ business with the City.

I’d have ta figure time is right when the fire is hot.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Here's A Tip
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• "I was starting a knitting project using No. 6 knitting needles, but I discovered the tip on one was broken off. Rather than buy another set, I tried using a pencil sharpener. It worked very well. I imagine it would work on any size. This was a plastic needle." -- M.J. in Florida

• "When my family goes on a picnic or brings lunch that requires taking along a knife, I use a couple of corks that I have slit down one side. I slide them onto the sharp edge of the knife, so that if I stick my hand in the basket I don’t get cut. The knife’s edge is protected." -- C.D. in Massachusetts

• When you get near the end of a roll of paper towels, save it to use in your car. Put together a kit to keep in the car with the following items: a small bottle of Windex or other glass cleaner, a squeeze bottle of water, some wet wipes and the short roll of paper towels. You will always be ready for a quick on-the-road cleanup.

• The kitchen and the bathroom are the worst places in the house to store medicines and vitamins. Humidity and heat can damage the properties of the compounds.

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