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Monday, March 27, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 196

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Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Chamber of Commerce will hold Eggs & Issues: Candidate Forum, Wednesday, March 29 at 7:30 a.m. in the McCune-Brooks Hospital Cafeteria, 627 West Centennial. Program starts at 8 a.m., Breakfast at 7:30. $5 per person (payable at door). All Carthage R-9 School Board and Carthage. RSVP by Monday, Mar. 27.

Did Ya Know?... Brooms! Brooms! Brooms! Carthage Lions Club Annual Broom Sale starts April 1. Call Dorsey Van Matter, 358-2666, Chet Holzwarth, 358-6175, Leslie Strait, 358-6105.

Did Ya Know?... A Fish Fry will be held Tuesday, March 28 from 5 to 7 p.m in Grace Church, 820 Howard St. $5 for Adults, $3 ages 6-12, 5 and under free. Fish, potatoes, coleslaw, dessert, drink.

Did Ya Know... The McCune-Brooks Hospital Lab is offering free colorectal cancer screening kits through the end of March.

today's laugh

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

A man went to the psychiatrist because he was afraid of thunder. "Doc, I don’t know what to do," said the man.
The doctor replied, "That’s ridiculous. Thunder is a natural phenomenon. Nothing to be afraid of. Just do what I do; Put your head under the pillow and it will go away."

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Rousing G.A.R. Meeting.

Yesterday’s balmy and spring-like afternoon made it possible for most of the old soldiers of Stanton Post to attend the G.A.R. meeting at Woodmen hall and a rousing meeting resulted with about 50 present. The feature of the meeting was Major C.O. Harrington’s address. For several meetings he has been giving a series of reminiscences of his service in the Army of the Potomac and yesterday’s was the best of the series.

Shipped Crusher to Arizona.

The Carthage Foundry today shipped one of its ore crushers to Arizona where it will be used in a gold mining plant. The excellence of the Carthage brand of crusher is being widely recognized.

Miss Edna Roger, of River street, returned home this morning from a visit to Kansas City. She was accompanied here by her sister, Mrs. Day.

 

Today's Feature

Council Meets Tomorrow.

The Carthage City Council will meet in tomorrow evening at 7:30 p.m. in the Council Chambers of City Hall. Items on the agenda include the first reading of an ordinance designating Hazel from HH Highway to Fairview Avenue as the temporary truck route until the completion of the Fairview/71 Interchange opens to traffic.

This item was approved by the Public Works and the Public Safety committee as the best option for routing trucks until the completion of the interchange. Schreiber Foods, Inc. expects to begin receiving trucks at its new distribution center by June.

Other items on the agenda include the second reading of the ordinance rezoning the property at 1926 South Garrison from Local Business zoning to General Business Zoning. The General Business Zoning allows for alcohol to be served by the drink. Neighbors to the property voiced their opinions against the rezoning at the previous Council meeting and the Council members looked at alternatives. One alternative was the addition of a paragraph to the Special Use Permit section of the City Code. This would allow for tighter restrictions on certain elements including hours of operation.

Stench Report:
Friday,
3/24/06

No Smells

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

Sometimes I just don’t get it.

On occasion over the last several years that I’ve been puttin’ thoughts down ever’ day in this column, someone will ask me exactly interpretation that I what that Jake was supposed ta mean. Usually they have an hadn’t even considered. Usually their twist is more interestin’ than anything I could come up with. Sometimes they are the catalyst for another Jake or two if I’m lucky.

‘Course the mistake some make is takin’ the ramblin’s in this column a little too serious. That happens ever’ now and then when an amateur attempts ta find some humor in a particular situation.

My suggestion is, if ya read a Jake ya don’t understand, call one of the sponsors ya see here. At least let ‘em know you appreciate them makin’ this confusion possible.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Roof Gutter Cleaning Is Springtime Chore

Q: Ugh, I hate cleaning out the roof gutters every year! Can I install something to make the mess easier to deal with, or make it go away? -- Trisha in North Carolina

A: When debris dams up the gutters and downspouts edging the roof, cleanup -- a tedious affair -- can get downright disgusting, making the job much more difficult.

There are products available to help reduce or prevent large debris (or a large amount of small debris) from filling the gutters. Many do-it-yourselfers purchase wire screening -- with a wider mesh than window screens, to make sure rain water gets through easily -- cut it to size and attach it securely over the gutters. Next up are hinged gutter covers, available at home improvement stores. They also screen out large junk, but can be lifted up during maintenance for quick access to the gutters.

No matter which system you choose to install, a twice-yearly gutter inspection is still important to your home’s health. It’s best to do any gutter work from a ladder, rather than the roof, with a partner steadying the ladder and handing up any tools. Even if the covers or screens keep out large gunk, the gutters can be torn or knocked away from the roof by big branches striking them.

During spring rainstorms, put on wet-weather gear and walk around the perimeter of the house, looking up at the gutters. Note any trouble spots, and look at where the water is draining from the downspouts -- water should drain quickly away from the house. If it pools or runs toward or along the building, install a downspout extension or dig a small channel away from the spout, lining the channel with gravel.

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