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Monday, March 6, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 181

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Big Man on Campus Contest will be held Friday, March 10 at 7 p.m. in the Carthage Senior High School Auditorium. Admission: $4.00 - Adult $2.00 Kindergarten - 12th grade. Sponsored by CHS Project Graduation. For tickets call 358-6567.

Did Ya Know?... Carthage Youth Girls Softball signups will be held March 6th & 13th from 6-8 p.m. in Fairview School.

Did Ya Know?... Volunteers will be at the C.A.N. D.O. Senior Center to help seniors apply for the Missouri Property Tax Credit. Mondays from 9 a.m. to noon from January 30 to April 10.

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum is seeking veterans to join the Veterans History Project. We are collecting histories of those who served our country AND those who supported them. Please contact the museum at 358-2667 to learn more about the project or visit www.loc.gov/vets

today's laugh

When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. - Steven Wright

Madonna was scheduled to testify against her stalker, saying she saw him wherever she went and she was scared of him - which is kind of how I feel about Madonna. - Conan O’Brien

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

His Disposition Was Not Mild.

A man drove up to the court house curb on the north side of the square Saturday afternoon, and had auctioneer Espy start to sell his horse at public sale. The horse was hitched to a spring wagon and the owner held the lines.

About the time the auctioneer got a good sized crowd around him ready to begin crying bids, the horse got scared and ran away. The driver got him stopped inside of a half block and drove him back to the auction block. The bidding began and some one ventured too close to the horse’s hind feet, and was narrowly missed by a vicious kick from the skittish animal. Finally the bidding got up to $8 and hung there.

"Can I get a $9 bid on this horse?" said the auctioneer in a surprised tone of voice.

"$9," said some kid at the edge of the crowd.

The $9 bid was cried and the animal was finally knocked off at that figure. But by this time the kid who had made the bid could not be found. The horse owner then drove away quite well satisfied not to sell under such an unfavorable combination of circumstances as had so suddenly arisen.

 

Today's Feature

Local Companies Needed.

News release.

The American Cancer Society urges local companies to take up the fight against cancer in their communities by becoming sponsors of Relay For Life. Cancer touches the lives of everyone, and involvement in Relay For Life is a great way to show that a company cares. Plus, sponsorships can be tailored to a company’s ability to give.

Relay For Life is a fun-filled, overnight event designed to celebrate survivorship (anyone who has ever been diagnosed with cancer) and raise money for the American Cancer Society. During the event, teams of people gather at Central Park in Carthage and take turns walking laps. Each team tries to keep at least one team member on the track at all times.

Relay For Life is also a fundraiser. Each team member is asked to raise money before the event. Teams solicit donations, have garage sales, hold car washes, and more.

To become a corporate sponsor or build a team for the American Cancer Society Relay For Life of Carthage, call Nora Tebbets at 358-8131, ext. 2402 or Crystal Jones at 358-8131, ext. 4804.

American Cancer Society is the nationwide, community-based, voluntary health organization dedicated to eliminating cancer as a major health problem by preventing cancer, saving lives, and diminishing suffering from cancer through research, education, advocacy, and service.


March 14 Siren Test.

According to a recent news release from the Fire Department, all City and Statewide sirens will be sounded Tuesday, March 14 at 1:30 p.m. The test of equipment is to be completed in conjunction with March’s title of Disaster Preparedness Month. The backup date for sounding, in the case of inclement weather, will be Thursday, March 16th.

Stench Report:
Friday,
3/3/06

Minor stench reported Thursday evening.

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
A friend a mine came ta school one day with a bandage on his thumb, at least what was left of it.

Seems he was in a fishin’ accident of sorts. His method of fishin’ was ta tie a rock to a string, then tie an M-80 to the other end. That was back when M-80’s still had some powerful kick for what was called a firecracker. ‘Course when ever’thing went right, this illegal technique did produce a good batch a fish floatin’ to the top of the creek.

In what I am guessin’ was his last attempt to fill his bucket, the string got wrapped around his thumb and as he tossed the rock, it snugged the M-80 right against his thumbnail. ‘Course he lost the nail in the explosion along with the better part of any meat above the first knuckle. I’ve heard lots a fish stories, but that’s the only one about the thumb that got away.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Pilot Light Safety Valve Prevents Gas Leak

Q: I’m writing in regard to your article on household emergencies. I agree with everything you said, except for the last one on "should the pilot light go out." You said that if the pilot light went out that natural gas could leak into the home. I disagree. If the thermocouple is working properly, all gas should be stopped when the pilot-light flame no longer heats the thermocouple.

I also have a conservation tip: We are gone a lot (we have a weekend home) and while we are away I turn our water heater to the pilot-light position in order to save gas. One time we came home after being out of town for a week, and I forgot to turn the water heater back to the "On" position. I was able to take a shower without any problems; unfortunately, my wife was not! She always reminds me now. -- Sam K., via e-mail

A: Thanks for the point about the thermocouple! You’re right, if it is working properly then little or no gas should enter the home should a pilot light go out.

The thermocouple is a type of temperature sensor that generates a small electric charge while the pilot light is lit and keeps the pilot gas valve open. If the pilot goes out, the temperature drops, the thermocouple stops generating this charge and the gas valve closes.

A slight odor of gas may be detected when a pilot light goes out. Before relighting it, open a nearby window to safely vent this gas. To keep the thermocouple and the entire gas appliance operating safely and efficiently, have the appliance serviced regularly (once a year) and keep it as clean as possible.

HOME TIP: Need to make sure you’ve switched off the correct circuit, but don’t have a voltage tester? Carry a small lamp to the area you need to shut off power to, and plug it in to each outlet. If it lights, power is still on.

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