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Wednesday, May 31, 2006 Volume XIV, Number 242

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Carthage Relay for Life will be held June 2 beginning at 7 p.m. in Carthage Central Park. Relay for Life is a unique fundraising event in which teams of participants take turns walking or running the track in an overnight event in an effort to fight cancer.

Did Ya Know?...June is Big Sale Month at the 1st Saturday used book sale sponsored by the Friends of the Carthage Public Library! Lots of price reductions on hardcover and paperbacks. Come to the Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison Ave., Saturday, June 3, from 8 a.m. until noon.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army, 2419 Fairlawn Drive, is now accepting donations of furniture in addition to clothes and household goods.

Did Ya Know?... Magic Moments Riding Therapy is looking for volunteers to work with riders. Volunteers need to be at least 14 years of age and unafraid of horses. There will be training Wednesday evening, May 31st. Call 417-325-4490 for more info.

today's laugh

They have a new diet now where you eat nothing but garlic and onions. Everybody stays so far away from you that from a distance you look thinner.

When I was a kid, we were evicted so often we had to buy curtains that matched the sidewalk. - Milton Berle

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Married Last Night.

Miss Cora Davis and Clarence Connell Wedded by Justice Woodward.

Miss Cora J. Davis and Mr. Clarence E. Connell were married last night at eight o’clock at the home of the bride’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Peter Davis on Miller street, the ceremony being performed by Justice Warren Woodward. Only the relatives and a few intimate friends of the families were present.

The house was prettily decorated with cut flowers and the young couple were the recipients of many pretty presents. After the ceremony a wedding supper was served. The bride has grown up and been educated in this City and has many friends who will wish her well in her new life. The groom has been a resident here for the past six months, his parents residing on Oak street. He is employed by the Collins Commerce company of Joplin holding a responsible position.

The young couple will make their home with the bride’s parents but will most likely move to Joplin in the near future.

 

Today's Feature

Mega Trees of Jasper County.

News release

In June 2005 Ozark Gateway Master Gardeners began a "Mega Tree" program to locate the largest trees in Jasper County. That project is to end June 15, 2006. Originally, fifty common species were selected making a list of trees the group would like to locate and identify as the largest trees in the county. Thus far, a little over half of that list have been measured. Two other species have been added—Devil’s Walking Stick and American Beech.

There are still trees to be found and little time to find them. Trees like Bald Cypress, Black Cherry, Flowering Dogwood, Green and White Ash, some of the hickories, oaks, pines, maples and Ohio Buckeye are surely just waiting to be measured.

Missouri Department of Conservation’s rules for determining champion trees will be followed. MDC foresters will measure and certify a tree’s points. The point system will be as follows:

Circumference- one point for each inch of tree circumference measured 4 ½ feet above ground level; Height - one point for each foot of height; Crown spread - 1/4 point for each foot of average spread measured in two directions

After June 15, the owners of the largest listed trees will be awarded "Mega Tree of Jasper County" for that specie. Three trees have been identified that will be submitted for consideration as champion trees of Missouri.

If anyone knows of trees that might be the largest in Jasper County, they can call the Jasper County University of Missouri Extension Center, Courthouse Basement, Carthage, (417) 358-2158 or email jasperco@missouri.edu.


Spradling Forms Campaign Committee.

News release

James R. Spradling, Republican candidate for Jasper County Presiding Commissioner, announced Tuesday, May 30 the formation of his campaign committee for the Republican nomination at the August 8, 2006, primary.

Dr. Glenn Dolence, former Mayor of Webb City, Missouri, and also formerly the Vice President of Student Services at Missouri Southern State University, has agreed to serve as Chairman of the Spradling for Jasper County Presiding Commissioner Committee. Dr. Dolence received his doctoral degree from the University of Arkansas. Dolence and Spradling have been long-time friends and colleagues at the local university where Spradling taught State and Local Government.

Dr. Dolence is a Past President of the Southwest Missouri, United Way and Past President of the Webb City Chamber of Commerce.

Anita Singleton of Joplin, Missouri, is the Treasurer of the Committee. She is Clinical Associate Professor for the UMKC School of Nursing located in the Graduate Center at Missouri Southern State University. Dr. Singleton also coordinates the Distance Education Site and Continuing Legal Education for UMKC School of Nursing.

She is an active member of St. John’s United Methodist Church and was the first recipient of Freeman hospital’s Excellence in Nursing Education Award in 2003.

Dr. Singleton is also practicing as a Nurse Practitioner in Joplin. Prior to joining the staff of UMKC she was an Associate Professor at MSSU. Her doctoral degree was obtained at the University of Missouri at Columbia.

Spradling stated that he was more than pleased to have such outstanding and knowledgeable persons connected with his campaign. Spradling further stated that it was extremely important to have on board his campaign persons of the stature of Drs. Dolence and Singleton who will bring the county vision, hope and progress for the future.

Stench Report:
Tuesday,
5/30/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',
There’s nothin’ much more aggravatin’’ than a machine that isn’t workin’. The old sayin’ that a car that isn’t runnin’ is nothin’ but a two thousand pound radio pretty much sums it up.

Another machine of questionable justification is those little boxes they call ice makers. On occasion. Even the folks that sell refrigerators tell ya they only expect ice makers ta work a couple three years. That’s why they’re so easy to replace.

Cordless phones are beginnin’ to edge up on my list of disposable conveniences also. For twenty or thirty bucks, ya toss out the two year old when the battery gets weak. At least it keeps ya "in style" while you’re yakin’ out in the garden. There’s still comfort in the fact that if ya break a hoe handle, you can still get down and use the blade

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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