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Tuesday, October 17, 2006 Volume XV, Number 86

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday night, October 19th at 7 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall in order to finalize the annual Veterans Day program to honor all Veterans, those who are serving in the armed forces, those who were wounded and those who paid with their lives. Don’t forget to fly a flag on Nov. 11.

Did Ya Know?... The Powers Museum Maple Leaf Quilt Show will be held October 17-28 in the Powers Museum, 1617 W. Oak, Carthage, MO. Free Admission. Hours: Oct 17-21, 9:30 to 6 p.m., Oct. 22 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., Oct. 23 Special Monday opening noon to 5 p.m., Oct. 24-28 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... The Maple Leaf 2006 5th Annual Three Minutes of Fame Lip-Sync Competition will be held this Thursday, October 19th in the Carthage High School Auditorium at 7 p.m. Admission is free. For more information call 417-388-0997

today's laugh

Some endeavors are doomed to failure, like trying to jump across a well in two jumps.

Wise admonitions:

Never eat in a restaurant where antacid is listed on the menu as a side dish.

Never entrust your life to a surgeon with more than three bandaids on his fingers.

Never get in line at the bank behind a person wearing a skimask.

1906
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

County Court.

At Monday’s session of the county court J.P. Steward, road commissioner for Webb City special road district, drew a warrant for $800 for special road work and T.W. Cunningham drew $2,480 for the Joplin district, W.B. Kane, road commissioner of Carterville special district, $89.54; VA. Wallace, Carthage, $312, J.W. Weaver, Oronogo, $75.

H.L. Shannon was allowed $250 on salary and Judge Weeks was allowed $5 for stamps for the treasurer’s office.

The court approved the bond of W.J. Land as special road superintendent of Twin Grove township and also the bond of W.A. Dumbald as coroner.

A Full Fledged Brakeman Now.

Phil Purcel who has long been a brakeman on the Frisco interurban, has at last secured a run in the freight service, and has reported at Monett to begin work.

 

Today's Feature

Maple Leaf Baby Contest Friday.

News release

The 40th Annual Maple Leaf Baby Contest, sponsored by McCune-Brooks Hospital, will be held on Friday, October 20th beginning at 6 p.m. at the Carthage Junior High Auditorium, 13th & River Streets.

Contestants are divided into categories based on their age as of October 1, 2006. A first, second and third place winner will be chosen for each category, with the Maple Leaf Baby to be chosen from all first place winners. Contestants are judged in diapers only and are evaluated on their stage presence and personality.

Registration forms are available at McCune-Brooks Hospital, 627 West Centennial and the Chamber office, 402 South Garrison. Entry fee is $5 for pre-registrations and $10 the night of the event. Pre-registrations will be accepted at the Chamber office until Noon on Friday, October 20th.

The Maple Leaf Baby Contest is open to the public. Guest emcee for the evening will be Cooper Banks from 95.1 Mike FM.

For more information contact the Chamber office at 358-2373.


Public Works Empty Agenda.

The Public Works Committee will meet this afternoon in the Council Chambers of City Hall. There are no items of new or old business on the agenda.

Stench Report:

Monday,
10/16/06

No Stench detected on the
Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I figured out a while back that one stupid thing I could avoid is tellin’ folks about stupid things I’ve done.

I keep thinkin’ I was just too young to understand stupid, or at least I would eventually outgrow the urge to do stupid things.

Typically when I start feelin’ I’ve past the stupid things portion of my life, I have ta be reminded that you’re never too old to do somethin’ stupid.

I have had a life long battle with various forms of the nail. Those little metal spikes make me do a variety of stupid things. The most common result is me tryin’ to hold a nail with a thumb that has just been smacked with my hammer. I just never learn.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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To Your Good Health
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Rheumatoid Arthritis Affects Mostly Women

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: My mother was affected with rheumatoid arthritis at 27. She had me at the age of 32. Could I get it since she had it for almost five years before she had me? Is it hereditary, or does it affect people randomly? -- C.F.

ANSWER: Women with rheumatoid arthritis outnumber men with it by a ratio of 3-to-1. Being a woman, therefore, puts one at greater risk for it.

There is a hereditary component to this illness. If one identical twin has it, the chances of the other identical twin having it are 30 percent to 50 percent. Identical twins have the exact same genes. Children of an affected mother or father are twice as likely to have it than those without such a family history.

Genes aren’t its only cause. Environmental factors are involved too. Your mother having been sick with rheumatoid arthritis when she had you is no more of a risk for your getting it than if she had come down with it long after your birth.

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Can a person with Lyme disease spread it to another? Our son-in-law has it, and we wonder if our daughter will get it from him. -- P.D.

ANSWER: Lyme disease is not spread from person to person. It’s spread from a bite of an infected tick. Your daughter won’t catch it from her husband.

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