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Wednesday, September 13, 2006 Volume XV, Number 62

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... An All You Can Eat Breakfast will be held at the C.A.N.D.O. Senior center, 404 E. 3rd street Saturday, September 16th from 7:00 to 10:30 a.m. Sausage, biscuits and gravy, eggs, pancakes, hash browns, juice, milk and coffee will be served. Adults $4.00, Kids 12 and under $3.00. Money raised will benefit the center.

Did Ya Know?... The Spare Cat Rescue will be holding an Adoptathon for adoptable pets at Petsmart in Joplin Sept. 15-17. Volunteers are wanted, must be 14 years of age, 17 and under must have a parent present. Helpers are needed to keep animals feeling comfortable with food, water and attention, must have positive attitude. Volunteers can select an hour or few hours if wanted, all help is greatly appreciated. Time counts towards High School community Service Points for helping the animals. Call 358-6808 or 359-5893. Fri. 3 p.m. to 9 p.m., Sat. 9 a.m. to 9 p.m., Sun. 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.

today's laugh

I always did well on essay questions. Just put everything you know in there, maybe you’ll hit it. And you’ll always get it back from the teacher, and she’s just written one word across the entire page, "Vague." I thought "vague" was kind of a vague thing to say. I’d write underneath it, "Unclear," and send it back. She’d return it to me, "Ambiguous." I’d send it back to her, "Cloudy." We’re still corresponding to this day: "Hazy"; "Muddy." - Jerry Seinfeld

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Wife Files for Divorce.

Rebecca McOne, today filed suit for divorce from her husband, Peter F. McOne, whom she married July 8 last in this county and with whom she lived until last August. The plaintiff charges the defendant with cruelty and abandonment. J.B. Loyd is her attorney.

Mr. and Mrs. Joe Milnes took dinner at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Walter Moore in Webb City yesterday. While the gentlemen took a flying business trip to Joplin, the ladies spend the afternoon at an art club which met at the home of Mrs. Ashcraft.

Nashville Items.

J.C. Medaugh of Yale, Kan., has bought the property where Dr. Crum now lives from A.Younger. John Hoffman will soon move on W.D. Vanscoyoe’s place and Charlie Thomas will move where the former lived. Dr. Crum will move his family to A.D. Pittenger’s house until he finds a new location.

 

Today's Feature

Wi-Fi Discussed.

The City Council Budget/Ways and Means committee met Monday evening in a regular session. Carthage Water and Electric Plant’s Marketing and Technical Services Director Chuck Bryant and General Manager Bob Williams were present at the meeting to speak about the feasibility and initial costs of installing and maintaining a Wi-Fi network on the Carthage square.

This study was done at the request of Mayor Jim Woestman, who was also present at the meeting. Wi-Fi is a brand of wireless local area network technology that makes internet available to those with wireless network adapters on laptop computers through the strategic placement of nodes on building roofs.

The purpose of the internet access, in this study, would be to provide internet access to Carthage square customers with laptops while the customers are inside businesses and eating establishments on the square. Woestman said he felt it would help Carthage "stay ahead of the curve," in the area of downtown revitalization. Similar services can be found in high traffic areas such as airports, and hospitals. Several regional cities, such as Springfield, have begun the process of installing the feature in their downtown areas according to Woestman and Williams.

Bryant told the committee that nodes could be placed starting from the roof of Carthage Water and Electric Plant, ranging around the square through five antennas to offer internet service up to 300’ diameter. The equipment, including antennas, server and hardware would cost approximately $25,000 to $30,000 with maintenance costing approximately $5,000 to $6,000 annually.

The committee questioned the limited benefit of offering such a service. Committee member Mike Harris said he felt it would be an enhancement to businesses, but that he didn’t’ see how it would provide a service to the citizens of Carthage.

Woestman said he felt it would help spark the downtown, and could be useful to promote tourism including Route 66 travelers who stop on the square.

"Tourists will tap into it," said Woestman.

Harris said he felt that offering the service free would run the risk of Carthage Water and Electric losing downtown customers who are currently paying for internet service.

Williams said that this internet access would be more restricted than the service offered to paying customers.

Committee member Bill Johnson said he felt it would come down to a matter of the City’s priorities. He said it should be looked at against the list of other improvements being planned by the City, including the skate park and dog park.

"When you add them up, they add up," said Johnson of the City’s other projects.

Bob Williams said that he had mentioned the idea to the Carthage Water and Electric Board and that the board would consider paying half, approximately $20,000 of the initial costs. The City would then be responsible for the other $20,000.

Johnson said he could also see the benefit of the idea.

"I don’t want to be against it, what can we do to supplement this?" Johnson asked.

City Administrator Tom Short said he would try plugging the numbers into the 5 year capital improvement plan and bring the information for further discussion.

Committee member Ronnie Wells said he wanted to look at the proposal further before doing anything. He said he could see benefits and problems resulting from the idea.

Bryant said that the technology is moving down to smaller communities and that Carthage Water and Electric would help implement it if the City wished to try it.

"It’s a tool. It’s available out there. We have the know-how," said Bryant.

The committee took no action on the proposal but agreed to keep it in mind for further discussion.

Stench Report:

Tuesday,
9/12/06

No Stench Detected on Carthage Square

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I used ta think ‘bout the most annoyin’ thing that a person could do to you was to put you on hold and make you listen to elevator music. There you are, stuck listenin’ to some orchestra playin’ one of your favorite old tunes and makin’ it sound like a bowl of soggy cornflakes.

Part of the problem with bein’ on hold is you can’t hang up. The longer you wait, the harder it is, because you know you’ll be put at the end of the line when you call back. Even worse yet are those who play commercials about themselves while you wait.

I’ve grown so accustomed to hearin’ mindless gibberish on hold, I’ve almost forgotten what it’s like to be on hold in complete silence. I imagine myself sittin’ for days, hopin’ someone will remember me. Maybe the music isn’t that bad. At least you know they’re ignorin’ you on purpose.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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