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                    Monday, April 2, 2007 Volume XV, Number 202 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... Life
                Church is having an Easter Egg hunt Sunday, April
                8th at 10:00 AM for all children ages 3-12. We
                will also be drawing for a BBQ grill and other
                prizes on Easter Sunday. Life Church is located
                at 2965 Chapel Rd. Call 358-6100 or 499-1573 for
                more information. 
                Did Ya Know?... VFW Post
                2590 & Ladies Auxiliary will host an Easter
                Egg Hunt Saturday, April 7th at 12 noon. Shrine
                Train Rides, Easter Egg Hunt at 2 p.m., No adults
                allowed on the field, Free popcorn, coffee,
                koolaid. 50¢ Candybars, Hotdogs and soda.
                Everyone invited. VFW Post 2590, Carthage, MO.  
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                today's
                laugh 
                Two friends were driving to the
                golf course one morning. "You know, I was
                thinking," one said. "Golf is a lot
                like taxes." "Okay, Ill
                bite," said his friend. "Why is golf a
                lot like taxes?" "Well," replied
                his friend, "you spend your whole life
                driving your heart out for the green, and no
                matter what happens, you always end up in a
                hole."  
                An agent was discussing an act
                with a stubborn club owner. "I got an
                act," said the agent, "whod be
                great. He specializes in putting his right arm
                into a lions mouth."  
                "That sounds
                interesting," said the owner.
                "Whats he call himself?"  
                "Lefty," said the
                agent.  
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        1907 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Brand New Sign. 
        Wm. E. Ford, the North
        Main street implement man, has a brand new sign on the
        front of his building this morning. The lettering is very
        clearly executed. The sign was painted by G.P. B.
        Johnston, father of M.B. Johnston. The old gentleman is
        87 years of age but has not forgotten how to use the
        brush.  
        Fell In Telephone Pole
        Hole. 
        W.M. Sevier reports an
        amusing mishap which befell a small boy in front of his
        residence on Meridian street this morning. It was during
        the rain and the boy was splashing along the pavement
        with a fishing pole in hand. The boy was running through
        every puddle to be found and spying one directly in front
        of Seviers house he dashed into it. To the
        youngsters surprise he almost went out of sight in
        five feet of water and got a terrible ducking. The hole
        had been dug for setting a telephone pole and was level
        full of water.  
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Public Services
                Meeting. 
                The City Council
                Public Services Committee will meet this evening
                at 7:00 p.m. in the Parks Department maintenance
                building, 720 Robert Ellis Young Drive, in
                Municipal Park.  
                Items on the
                agenda include the discussion of a proposed dog
                park. A group of interested citizens previously
                approached the committee with a proposal to
                construct a dog park. A dog park is a fenced area
                containing internal fenced areas for different
                sized dogs, ramps for agility and sometimes
                wading pools. Dogs are allowed to run without
                leashes inside the fenced area.  
                The group
                previously requested from the City a piece of
                land to establish the park, help with mowing the
                property and the pickup of waste containers from
                the property. Assistance with the construction of
                the fences and play areas would be sought by the
                group through grants and fundraisers.  
                Several areas were
                researched as potential locations including Freer
                park but no decision was ever made. Committee
                Chair Claude Newport reported at the previous
                Council meeting that the group had done further
                location research and would return to discuss the
                matter with the committee. 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                Friend a mine says his folks spend Saturdays out
                drivin from grocery store to store
                buyin all the specials they see in the
                flyers. He says hes known em ta drive
                clear cross town ta save fifteen cents. He thinks
                they spend more on gas than they save. Now I dont personally engage in
                such activities, although those ads do attract my
                attention from time to time. I dont think
                the money saved would be significant enough for
                me to spend the time or energy. But I can
                understand why folks do it.  
                For those of us that dont
                enjoy shoppin that much, well have ta be
                content payin a little more and
                justifyin it by figurin its
                worth if for the convenience.  
                But for those who have plenty a
                free time and the inclination, there are always
                some bargains to be had. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin. 
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                This Is A Hammer 
                By Samantha Mazzotta 
                This Home Needs
                Thorough Check-Up 
                Q: Please help! I
                have two strange problems in my home. First, the
                wooden countertop and table in my kitchen feel
                sticky. Same goes for the wooden paneling around
                the doorways and the chain from which my
                dining-room ceiling lamp hangs. Second, within
                the past few months the wooden floors in my home
                have been sinking in different areas and in
                different rooms. Ive lived in this house 18
                years and have not experienced these issues
                before. What is going on? Is it termites? -- Anna
                V., Roselle, N.J. 
                A: My first
                thought is not termites, but excess humidity
                throughout the house. The tacky surfaces and
                sinking floorboards, all occurring at around the
                same time, indicate that something has gone wacky
                with the homes environmental system. 
                A house having an
                environmental system, you may ask? Yes -- homes
                are designed to keep occupants comfortable and
                remove or repel things that will make them
                uncomfortable. One of the biggest parts of that
                system is the airflow system -- not the air
                conditioner or heater so much as the attic and
                basement (or crawlspace) venting. These vents
                keep air moving through unoccupied sections of
                the house, an important factor in keeping
                structural elements dry and reducing overall
                humidity. 
                Go through a quick
                checklist of possible causes for this excess
                humidity. Was new insulation recently installed?
                Were windows, doors or other parts of the house
                weatherproofed? Have any major home appliances,
                including the heating system, washer and dryer,
                dishwasher or air conditioner, been repaired or
                serviced? Was the plumbing repaired recently? Did
                any extreme weather events (floods or heavy
                rains) occur in the past few months? Did the city
                perform any water main repairs or other work
                projects nearby? 
                Once youve
                been through the list, have a licensed general
                contractor check the house from rooftop to
                foundation, looking for any causes of humidity as
                well as any damage or deterioration. You may want
                to have a plumber inspect the pipe system, too.
                Get a written report and estimate from both
                before agreeing to any repairs. 
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