The Mornin' Mail is published daily Friday, April 24, 1998 Volume VI, Number 218

did ya know?

Did Ya Know. . .National Library week is April 19-25. The Carthage Library Preschool story times will continue through April 29, 1998. Sign-ups for the Summer Reading Program will begin in May.

Did Ya Know. . . Circus tickets purchased in advance means 40% more of the price goes for the local Lyons Club. Get your tickets early.

today's laugh

Champ Clark loved to tell of how in the heat of a debate Congressman Johnson of Indiana called an Illinois representative a jackass. The expression was unparliamentary, and in retraction Johnson said:

"While I withdraw the unfortunate word, Mr. Speaker, I must insist that the gentleman from Illinois is our of order."

"How am I our of order?" yelled the man from Illinois.

"Probably a veterinary surgeon could tell you," answered Johnson, and that was parliamentary enough to stay on the record.

 

A drunken Congressman said to Horace Greeley one day: "I am a self-made man."

"Then, sir," replied Greeley, "the fact relieves the Almighty of a great responsibility."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

The Park Season Opening.

The electric line directors had a meeting last night at their office in this city, but little was done except routine business. The date of opening Lakeside park has not yet been settled upon and there may be no formal park opening day.

The Odd Fellows hold their anniversary at the park April 26, and a crowd of Webb City young people will dance there tonight, so the season seems to be inaugurated after a fashion already.

 

Gus Peak, the young man who was seriously hurt by falling out of an opera house window at Ft. Scott, Kansas, and who lost a leg as a result, is now equipped with a new cork leg. The firm which employed him at Fort Scott paid $50 of the purchase price, and as soon as he becomes accustomed to his new leg the young man will probably go back and resume his position.

  Today's Feature

Budget Process Begins.

Budget discussions for the 1999 fiscal year budget got underway Wednesday evening. New Budget Committee Chair Jackie Boyer opened the meeting with a reminder that the purpose was to receive budget requests from City departments, not consideration of the requests.

"You may ask the department head why they are making a request, but we will not get into a discussion of the pros and cons of any issues tonight," said Boyer. "I’d like to move through this as quickly as possible. We have other opportunities to discuss whether or not something is going to happen."

Other members of the Committee are Vice Chair Mike Harris, Art Dunaway and Donna Harlan. Council members Trisha Burgi-Brewer, Don Stearnes, Larry Ross, Bill Fortune and Charlie Bastin also attended the meeting.

Engineering, Streets, Administration, Fire and Police presented their proposed budgets in the three-hour meeting. The pace was brisk with Committee members asking questions about specific line items and with few diversions.

One diversion concerned the compatibility of proposed computer hardware and software purchases in various department budgets. Boyer and Vice-Chair Mike Harris asked that City Manager Tom Short oversee those requests and determine that all departments are buying compatible systems.

Another came during the review of capital improvements requests made by the Engineering Department. Bastin sought recognition to speak and was forestalled by Boyer.

"I made the statement at the beginning of the meeting that we’re not going to have comments, we’re just receiving reports," said Boyer. "If you’d like to address the Committee on a particular issue, we’ll do it later, okay?"

Bastin left the meeting at that point and did not return.

A brief sidetracking occurred later during the discussion of the budget for Memorial Hall with Boyer mentioning to Short some gutter and maintenance issues which had been raised in the Memorial Hall Long Range Planning Committee meeting.

Committee members were pleased with the speed of the meeting.

"We’re doing excellent," said Harlan.

"Let’s just keep it rolling, " said Dunaway.

With the limited discussion and interruptions, the meeting ran ahead of schedule and adjourned at 9:30, having heard all reports. The final one had not been scheduled to begin until 9:45.

Some highlights of the budget requests at this early stage include a new street sweeper requested by Street Commissioner Tom Shelley at a cost of $112,000. The new sweeper would be a regenerative air system to replace the current mechanical, broom-type sweeper. Shelley pointed out that his proposed budget shows a 4.34% increase with this capital outlay, otherwise his request would be below last year’s budget.

The Police Department’s budget includes the purchase of three marked police cars for $60,000, six locking shotgun holders for $1,600 and an additional lap-top computer for $2,000. The Police Department did not purchase new vehicles this past year.

A list of 28 Capital Improvements Requests was submitted to the Committee at a total cost of $3,789,000. The Engineering Department submitted 24 of the requests dealing mainly with storm water runoff studies and improvements, road improvements, the proposed incentive programs for contractors, and city sidewalk repairs.

The remaining Capital Improvements Requests were for three new storm sirens at $32,000, finishing the fire department’s south substation for $180,000 and airport relocation of $300,000. The Memorial Hall Long Range Plan is included on the list with no dollar amount pending the recommendations of that committee.


Artists Kit Tuck and Brad Kleindl Showing Through May 28

News release from artCentral

We have really been taking advantage of this nice weather. We have moved in another bookcase and table for our art library; thanks to Ray's generous donation we had to have more shelves.

Some spring planting was done with generous plant donations from Karen Newport, Annette Jones, and myself. We are trying to spruce up the yard since we are on the ART IN THE GARDEN walking tour. Plant donations are welcome. If you want to help in the flower beds give us a call or stop by.

We have new hours and hope everyone will be understanding as we make some changes, good changes though.

New hours; Wednesday, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.; Thursday, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Friday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.; and Sunday, noon to 4 p.m.

Thanks to those volunteers who keep our doors open, we appreciate you very much. Anyone wanting to volunteer some time, we sure could use someone on Monday a.m., Tuesday and Saturday. Evenings are o.k., too.

Our Wednesday evening drawing sessions are going to be every week starting May 1. These drawing sessions are from 7 to 9 p.m. and cost each person five dollars.

We will now be having Wednesday's Drop-in Drawing Jam. Artists can bring their own objects to draw or take advantage of what is out here, indoors or out.

You don't need to sign up or commit to anything long term. Just come out Wednesdays and have a good time. Fridays are the painting group days.

Our show right now features the work of artists Kit Tuck, Lamar, and Brad Kleindl, Joplin.

Kit was born and raised in Lamar and spent her adult life living and working in the Far East. She paints, sculpts and designs hand crafted jewelry, but is best known for her "Terragami" pieces.

Terragami is taken from "terra" meaning "of the earth" and is a pun on the word "tear" for the torn and woven paper used in her art. "Gami" is from the Japanese word "origami," the art of folded paper.

Brad Kleindl has been throwing pots since 1974, is a Professor of Marketing at MSSC by vocation, but minored in art and philosophy in his undergraduate program. Producing pottery is his creative release. Being strongly influenced by traditional Japanese pottery, Brad's pieces reflect man's relationship with nature by working with simple forms.

While many of his pots appear to be utilitarian, they are designed to be visually pleasing more than functional. "If they carry any thing at all, they are designed to carry a sense of familiarity or atonement to the soul of the viewer."

Both of these artists are wonderful and we welcome them to our humble gallery. Be sure and come out. Their reception will be May 8th from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m.


letter from ma.

I've sorted notes found on scraps and bits of paper on my desk and thought you might be interested in some of them.

I could hardly keep from laughing category: A young woman in the front row of the choir sneezing in the middle of a number, then stretching her mouth for a big yawn before continuing with the song.

Same category: A man singing "Away in a Manger" to children in church, forgetting the words and ad-libbing "The little Lord Jesus asleep in the head." Any sailors out there?

I couldn't help but be surprised category: A small boy scout sporting a very black mustache. And it was real!

Frustrating category: Finding the instruction book for every appliance in the house except the one I need.

Worst thing I can ask Pa to do category: Asking him to change his trousers after he's dressed for the day. All those keys and nuts and bolts that have to be switched make the job just too much. Like a woman's changing purses, I suppose.

Puzzling question category: Little girl, after hearing her mother discussing twins born to a friend asking, "How many of those fertility pills do you have to take to get just one baby?"

Why do they have the thing category: Receiving no reply to a message left on an answering machine, and upon inquiring, being told, "Oh, we never pay any attention to that stupid apparatus."


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

A large steady crowd of folks visited the Lincoln Ladies’ Salad Luncheon yesterday, with service partially provided by the candidates for various County and some state offices. The amount of political conversation was surpassed only by the variety of food put before the lunch crowd.

Bein’ the unofficial beginin’ of the primary season, the luncheon gives citizens an opportunity to meet some of the personalities that will be runnin.’

‘Course the candidates keepin’ glasses full of water, tea and lemonade gave ‘em a chance to circulate around the crowd. For those who have an interest in political trivia, the preference for refreshment seemed ta be lemonade yesterday. Maybe some analyst can come up with some significance for the upcomin’ election.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin.’

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My polk is up! I just love Spring with its offerings.

Dandelion: a bitter, but nutritious herb, may be used in many ways. The earliest leaves are a delicious addition to a salad. It has been traditionally used as a digestive tonic, blood cleanser, mild diuretic and an aid in weight loss. It has been suggested to relieve inflammation of the liver and gallbladder; as well as skin disorders. Some have suggested it may be useful as a preventative for high blood pressure.

Feverfew: a bushy perennial, has been used in Britain for many years as a deterrent to migraine attacks. The flowers and leaves are used in the preparations. The dosage used in Britain for prevention of the headaches has been 50 to 100 mg daily. It has been used by some as an anti-inflammatory and anti-spasmodic. Of course, as the name implies, it has been used to help bring down fevers.

Chickweed: growing so profusely at this time, has been used in many diet formulas as it is said to have the ability to stop cravings and aid in digestion. Many folk herbalists use it as a poultice to treat skin disorders.

Brudock root: has been used to cleanse the blood and "heal" the liver and kidneys. It is one of the best known blood purifiers. Some people report when it is used on a regular basis, it is useful for weight loss. To make a tea; bring water to boil, pour in about an ounce of root, simmer for approximately 20 minutes and allow to cool. Drink between meals to curb appetite. Nice mixed with some lemongrass.

* The Nature Doctor ... Dr. H. C. Vogel

*Encyclopedia of Natural Medicine by Dr. Murray and Dr. Pizzorno

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