today's
        laugh 
        If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot
        tot to talk eer the tot could totter, ought the
        Hottentot tot be taught to say aught, or naught, or what
        ought to be taught her? 
        If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
        be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot
        if the Hottentot tot hoot and toot at the Hottentot
        tutor? 
          
        As the doorman ran down to open the
        limousine door, he tripped and rolled down the last four
        steps. 
        "For heavens sake, be
        careful," cried the club manager, "theyll
        think youre a member." 
          
        Jane - "Jack was at the masquerade
        last night, but I couldnt tell him from Adam." 
        John - "My heavens! Did they dress
        like that?" 
        1898 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Dorsey Shields Again. 
        Dorsey Shields, the man who alarmed
        Galena recently by threatening to blow up the town with
        $2 worth of dynamite which he carried under his arm and
        waved promiscuously, arrived in Carthage Saturday night
        gloriously drunk. Late that night he fell off a stool in
        a restaurant and his left eye is completely closed in
        consequence. His left hand is also badly wounded. A cut,
        which he says he got splitting kindling while drunk,
        extends across the back of the hand. He was locked up
        over Sunday and this morning out of pity for what he had
        been the police officers gave him hours to leave town
        instead of fining him. He thanked Marshal Stafford
        profusely and promised to leave at once, saying that he
        didn't "care to meet any of his old friends looking
        like this." 
          
        Arthur Alexander rode to Joplin Sunday
        on his new Ariel bicycle, making the trip in one hour and
        thirty-five minutes. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Parking Lot Bids Opened. 
                Bids for the parking lot south
                of the police station were reviewed at the Public
                Works Committee meeting Tuesday afternoon. Five
                companies submitted bids, and all bids were above
                the $30,000 budgeted for the project. 
                Base bids ranged from $56,063
                to $84,500. These bids included the 6" base
                rock, sidewalks on the south and east sides of
                the lot, curbing, dumpster enclosure, ramp and a
                retaining wall on the west side of the parking
                lot. Each company also submitted two additional
                bids for other work: one for lighting and one for
                asphalt paving and parking bumpers.  
                Bids to install three 12'
                street lights similar to those on the
                Squares mall sidewalk ranged from $7,215 to
                $9,950. Bids for paving and bumper blocks ranged
                from $8,979 to $9,900. 
                The Engineering Department
                recommended accepting only the low base bid of
                $56,063 from Dalton Killinger of Joplin.
                Assistant to the City Engineer Joe Butler
                explained that the paving and parking bumpers
                could be obtained more economically through the
                City asphalt paving contract and the Street
                Department at a cost near $8,000. 
                According to Butler, the large
                discrepancy between the budgeted amount and the
                bids is due in part to the time which lapsed
                between budgeting and bidding the project and
                also to the fact that originally the project did
                not include features such as the sidewalks and
                the dumpster enclosure. 
                Members of the Committee
                suggested looking for less expensive lighting
                options. 
                "There are three telephone
                poles on the south side of the street," said
                Committee member Bill Johnson. "You could
                probably use existing poles and electricity and
                get as much safety--it would not be as
                aesthetically pleasing." 
                "I know Im always
                preaching green space and aesthetics," said
                Committee member Jackie Boyer, "but I think
                in this instance, to light a parking lot, we can
                do it for safety....The poles are going to be
                there anyway, and if we could save the City some
                money, we should."  
                Engineering agreed to check
                with CW&EP about the feasibility of placing
                flood lights directed toward the parking lot on
                existing poles. 
                Discussion then turned to
                financing the project.  
                Police Chief Ed Ellefsen has
                $3,000 available in funds for Americans with
                Disabilities Act (ADA) projects which can go
                toward the cost of the ramp since it is required
                by ADA.  
                Other funds needed above the
                budgeted amount would come from reserves. Since
                the project may run into the next fiscal year,
                Johnson suggested that the full amount of the
                project be requested in the council bill
                authorizing the project and the $30,000 budgeted
                this year not be spent. According to Johnson,
                this would simplify the bookkeeping on the
                project.  
                The Committee voted to
                recommend the low base bid and to request full
                funding of the project, approximately $61,000, in
                the necessary council bill. 
                 
                 
                 
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                 Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin',  
                
                    Now that the election is
                    over, the real excitement comes for the newly
                    elected Council members and Mayor. Budget
                    sessions are scheduled to begin soon and the
                    pile of information that goes with it. A good
                    dose of meetins has been the order of
                    the day in the past few years.  
                    There is also the matter of
                    the Mayors appointments to the various
                    committees. The most obvious and possibly
                    demandin vacancy to be filled is that
                    of Budget/Ways and Means Committee Chair.
                    Bill Johnson has held that position for
                    several years, but with his opting to not to
                    run for reelection, that spot will be an
                    interestin consideration. 
                    Assignments for the
                    committees usually come soon after the
                    swearin portion of the installation of
                    new members Council meetin.  
                    This year there seems ta be
                    a likelihood of the City Administrator
                    takin a larger role in the budget
                    process. Its time ta hit the floor
                    runnin. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                Click and Clack Talk Cars 
                Dear Tom and Ray:  
                I have a question about my
                husband's 1995 Ford Ranger. The Ranger has a
                standard transmission and a four-cylinder engine.
                When we put the Ranger into overdrive, the rpm
                goes down but the engine loses power. In order to
                climb a small hill, we must downshift to forth
                gear. Is this normal? My old five-speed Honda
                wasn't like that. Can you explain this to me?-
                Denise  
                Ray: It's absolutely normal,
                Denise. Especially when you have an engine that
                is - in purely technical lingo - a real dog.  
                Tom: My brother doesn't mean
                that in a bad way, Denise. He just means that
                this particular four-cylinder engine is a little
                on the small side for this particular truck. 
                Ray: It's also possible that
                it's geared differently from the Honda, and the
                Ranger's fifth gear is "taller" meaning
                it slows the engine more to conserve fuel at the
                expense of power.  
                Tom: Whatever the combination
                of reason, when you get to a hill, you need the
                added mechanical advantage of a lower gear to get
                up it. And there's nothing wrong with that.
                That's why they give you five different gears to
                choose from.  
                Ray: Your Honda, on the other
                hand, may have had a similarly sized engine, but
                it probably weighed 1,000 pounds less! That gave
                it a higher horsepower-to-weight ratio (more
                horsepower for every pound of car the engine was
                pushing). 
                Tom: So not to worry, Denise.
                This is exactly what overdrive is supposed to do.
                It's supposed to reduce the engine speed (and
                save gas) when you're cruising on the highway and
                don't need as much power.  
                Ray: And also give those
                six-cylinder Ranger owners a chance to pass you
                on hills and feel good about the extra money they
                blew on their bigger engines.  
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