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                    Thursday, January 17, 2008 Volume XVI, Number
                    149 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... The
                Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion
                and Auxiliary will meet Thursday night, January
                17th at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the
                Memorial Hall. The members of the Auxiliary are
                to met at the same time.  
                Did Ya Know?... Curbside
                cleanup of fallen branches will continue through
                February 1. Limbs will be collected only from the
                City right-of-way, directly behind the curb line.
                No collections will be made from private
                property. Citizens wishing to have limbs removed
                are encouraged to move debris to the
                right-of-way. For more information call the
                Public Works Department at 237-7010.  
                Did Ya Know?... The
                Carthage Humane Society has a litter of adorable
                dust-colored kittens, 358-6402 
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                today's
                laugh 
                Young wife: "Now,
                Bill, I want you to go around to the minister and
                arrange for having the baby christened." 
                Bill (shipyard worker): "You mean to
                say youre going to let somebody hit that
                little thing over the head with a bottle?" 
                First Student: "Great
                Scott! Ive forgotten who wrote
                Ivanhoe."  
                Second Student: "Ill tell you if you
                tell me who the dickens wrote The Tale of
                Two Cities." 
                Free verse: The triumph of mind
                over meter.  
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        1908 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Many States
        Represented. 
        The law department of the
        University of Missouri registered 238 students this year.
        Twenty-six states and countries were represented as
        follows: Missouri 177; Illinois and Iowa 9 each; Arkansas
        5; California, Kentucky, Montana, Nebraska, Pennsylvania
        and Wyoming 3 each; Kansas, Ohio, Tennessee and
        Washington 2 each; and one from Colorado, Florida,
        Indiana, Indian Territory, Louisiana, New Jersey, New
        York, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Australia, Egypt and
        Germany.  
        Dan Wenrick, of Joplin,
        was in Carthage today accompanied by Wm. J. McPheron, of
        Kansas City, south western manager for the American
        Central Life Insurance Co. Mr. McPheron is planning to
        establish an agency for his company in Carthage.  
        Samuel J. Barbur sold his
        residence property on Prospect ave. for $1,200.  
        
            
                 
                 
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                Today's
                Feature 
                Discussed
                Demolition.  
                The City Council
                Public Works Committee met Tuesday afternoon in a
                regular session. Public Works Director spoke to
                the committee concerning the upcoming demolition
                of a City-owned structure at 415 E. 3rd Street.
                Wampler said that bids will open for the
                demolition on February 5th, the same day as the
                next Public Works committee meeting. It is hoped
                that the bids will all be received prior to the
                meeting and that the bid will be awarded the same
                day. No action was taken on the item. The
                committee also heard updates on the storm debris
                removal.  
                 
                Revenue
                Department Supports Gov. Blunts No Driver
                License for Illegals Plan. 
                News release
                from the Department of Revenue. 
                Omar Davis,
                Director of the Missouri Department of Revenue
                tonight applauded Gov. Matt Blunt for his tough
                directives to fight illegal immigration. In his
                State of the State Address, Gov. Matt Blunt urged
                Missouris General Assembly to create new
                penalties to prevent illegals from obtaining a
                Missouri driver license. 
                "The
                department looks forward to working with Governor
                Blunt and the legislature to strengthen Missouri
                laws to ensure illegals do not receive a Missouri
                driver license," said department Director
                Omar Davis. "We support the governors
                call to strengthen current law by creating new
                penalties for aiding an illegal in obtaining a
                license by fraud and to specifically prohibit
                illegals from having a Missouri driver
                license." 
                Gov. Blunts
                proposal would help ensure that anyone assisting
                an illegal in obtaining a Missouri driver license
                will face criminal penalties. While existing
                safeguards within the driver license approval
                process help prevent illegals from receiving
                Missouri driver license, it is not specifically
                prohibited by state law. Gov. Blunts plan
                specifically prohibits it.  
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' Last time I got really upset with a big
                price increase was back when Testers model car
                paint went up from ten cents to fifteen cents. It
                practically spoiled my car model makin for
                a while. 
                Back then a good car kit cost a
                buck and a half. Time ya bought a couple bottles
                of paint and a brush, ya had another fifty cents
                wrapped up in the project. That is if ya
                hadnt stepped on your tube a glue and
                squashed it. That extra dime ya had ta pay for
                the paint woulda bought a new tube a glue. 
                What was really bad was they
                had these little stickers they put on the top of
                the bottles that had the new price on em.
                If ya peeled off the sticker, you could see the
                ten cent price right on the lid. Somehow I always
                figured I paid fifteen cents for a dimes
                worth a paint. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin.  
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                By Tom and Ray Magliozzi 
                Dear Tom and Ray: 
                I was looking for a second car.
                I wanted a classic. For some reason, I said
                something about a 1992 car with 180,000 miles on
                it. My stepbrother said, "You know that
                engine has been rebuilt, dont you?"
                That started the debate. He claims most engines
                are ready for the junkyard after 100,000 miles. I
                tell him that since 1990, Im guessing,
                engines are made so much better than in the
                50s and 60s, and its not so
                surprising to see a car get 200,000 miles or
                more. He also claims that he will NEVER lose this
                argument, because if new cars were good for
                200,000 miles, a dealership would give you a
                warranty for that long. I know Im right.
                How can I prove him wrong, though? - Josh 
                TOM: Well, youre more
                right than he is, Josh. The only flaw in your
                argument is your use of the term
                "classic" and "1992" in the
                same sentence. 
                RAY: Heres the story.
                Back in the 1950s, if someone got 100,000
                miles out of a car, it was a cause for
                celebration. 
                TOM: And today, everybody gets
                100,000 miles out of a car. If they dont,
                theyre writing to us claiming that
                theyll never buy another (fill in the
                blank) as long as they live. 
                RAY: And while your stepbrother
                is right that 200,000 miles is rare, its a
                lot less rare than it used to be. And 100,000 to
                150,000 miles is not rare at all. Its
                pretty much expected. 
                TOM: And warranties ARE longer.
                Back in the 50s, you typically got a
                12-month warranty on a new car. Now, Hyundai, Kia
                and Mitsubishi offer 10-year power-train
                warranties, and Chrysler recently announced a
                limited LIFETIME warranty. So tell your
                stepbrother that he was wrong on two counts - his
                argument, and that he would never lose this
                argument.  
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