today's
        laugh 
        Love - The feeling that makes a woman
        make a man make a fool of himself. 
        Luck - Example. A guy once stooped to
        pick up a house-shoe on the road and a car came along and
        knocked him over the fence into a field of four-leaf
        clovers. 
        Modern Age - When girls wear less on
        the street than their grandmothers did in bed. 
        Obesity - A surplus gone to waist. 
        Opportunity - A favorable occasion for
        grasping a disappointment. 
        Optimist - One who thinks humorists
        will some day run out of definitions of an optimist. 
        Orator - The fellow whos always
        ready to lay down your life for his country. 
        Pants - Trousers country cousins. 
        1898 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Chautauqua Stockholders 
        The annual meeting of the stockholders
        of the Chautauqua assembly was held this morning at the
        Y.M.C.A. rooms. The president, Dr. Stewart, ruled that by
        the provisions of the charter the present board of
        directors should hold office for one year and therefore
        there should be no election till the next annual meeting,
        as the present board have only been in office about a
        month. 
        The question of Sunday opening was
        discussed but it was found that there is a contract on
        file with the organization which the present one
        succeeds, that the gates shall never be opened on Sunday,
        so upon the reading of that agreement the Sunday opening
        question was dropped. 
        A financial statement from the
        secretary showed a shortage of a bout $900 at the present
        time. A meeting of the stockholders will be called soon
        to decide how this indebtedness shall be dealt with. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature Carthage Community Band To Perform. 
                The Carthage Community Band
                will present a summer concert Saturday, July 18
                at 2:00 p.m. on the Jasper County Courthouse
                Lawn. Bring Lawn chairs. 
                Atentative schedule of
                selections include: The Star Spangled Banner,
                King COtton, Pretty Baby, Maple Leaf Rag, Walking
                Frog, Barton's Legions, Ol Man River, Under the
                Double Eagle, Marching Through Georgia, Beer
                Barrel Polka, God Bless America and others. 
                Band Members include residents
                from Southwest Kansas, Northwest Oklahoma as well
                as Carthage and Southwest Missouri. 
                This concert is presented in
                cooperation with Main Street Carthage, Inc. For
                additional information please call 358-4974. 
                Eggs and Issues Announced. 
                The Mornin' Mail will
                sponsor the July 31 Chamber of Commerce Eggs and
                Issues event. Candidates with opposition in the
                August 4 Primary will be invited to speak for two
                minutes on their choice of two out of Four
                topics: Why Running, Issues in General,
                Qualifications, or Primary Agenda. 
                 
                 
                 
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                 Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin', 
                
                    Now I dont know all
                    the story, but I have received a couple-three
                    calls demanding to know why I called their
                    phone number. The parties had the caller ID
                    installed that keeps track of phone calls. 
                    A couple of the offenses
                    were simply wrong numbers that came from our
                    establishment. One was a fax that number that
                    was in error. I apologized for the trouble
                    caused by these accidental intrusions into
                    the privacy of these folks, but I have
                    wondered since exactly why it was such a big
                    deal.  
                    Like I said, I dont
                    know if there was a reason for these folks to
                    be so upset over the fact that we had called,
                    maybe they were gettin some silly phone
                    calls and wanted them stopped. What strikes
                    me odd is the fact that now if a phone rings
                    and nobody is there to hear it, it still
                    doesnt mean you are out of the woods. 
                    This is some fact, but
                    mostly, 
                    Just Jake Talkin. 
                 
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                Weekly Column 
                The Super Handyman 
                by Al Carrell and Kelly
                Carrell 
                Q: I have stripped the wallpaper from my
                kitchen wall, which I want to paint now. What do
                I need to do to the wall surface to make it
                smoother and ready for paint? 
                A: Most painted walls
                are less likely to show joints and other
                imperfections if they are textured, so we
                recommend texturing. It is pretty easy to do. 
                You can get a nice stippled
                effect by applying drywall compound with a short
                napped paint roller . There are some rollers made
                just for the chore. 
                There are many other ways to
                texture a wall. A wall coverings dealer should be
                able to give you other ideas, or you can check
                out decorating books at a library or bookstore. 
                Once you've textured the wall,
                you can prime and paint it. 
                If there are any stains on the
                wall now, cover them with white shellac or a
                sealing primer before texturing and painting. 
                  
                Q: We had a burst pipe
                in the basement this past winter, and it caused a
                flood. Now we have a water mark about an inch up
                on the wooden paneling down there. Before
                investing in molding to put all the way around
                the room, is there a way to remove theses stains? 
                A: If the paneling is
                painted, spray on a primer coat that is made to
                seal in water spots and then repaint. 
                If the paneling has a finish
                such as varnish or lacquer, try buffing the water
                stain with a mild adbrasive that isn't dry. 
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