The Mornin' Mail is published daily Monday, July 27, 1998 Volume VII, Number 28

did ya know?
Did ya know...As of Friday Carthage Water & Electric lifted the ban on watering of lawns or other optional water usage. They still ask that you continue to keep conservation in mind as you turn on your faucet.

today's laugh

Jones had occasion to reprimand his wife. "I think, dear," he said soothingly, "that you fib a little occasionally."

"Well, I think it's a wife's duty," was her response, "to speak well of her husband occasionally."

 

Violet-"What is your worst sin?"

Vera-"My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty."

Violet-"That isn't vanity, dear-that's imagination."

 

An Indian in New Mexico returned to the village for the third time to buy half a dozen bottles of cough syrup.

Druggist-"Someone sick at your house?"

Indian-"No sick."

Druggist-"Then what on earth all this cough syrup for?"

Indian-"Mn-me likeum on pancakes."

 

Resort- A place where the tired grow more tired.

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Pittsburg Clerks at Lakeside

The retail grocery clerks of Pittsburg, Kansas, had a very enjoyable picnic at Lakeside park yesterday. The party, numbering about 300 persons in all, came over in a special train on the Memphis to Webb City, arriving there about 9 a.m. The electric line had cars in waiting and conveyed them in a body to Lakeside park, where they spent the day. At noon a big basket dinner was spread.

During the day a great many of the visitors took a ride to Carthage and admired the beauties of the city. They returned to Webb City and took the special train home about 8 o' clock in the evening.

It was a nice crowd and enjoyed itself thoroughly. Not a single accident occurred during the day. The visitors were particularly well pleased with the park and all expressed themselves as having a good time.

  Today's Feature

Airport Land Discussed.

The Airport Relocation Committee met at City Hall last Thursday afternoon to continue the discussion of acquiring land for a new airport. Economic Development Director Max McKnight reported on the minimum costs that could be expected for a turf runway that could eventually be converted to a taxiway with a parallel paved runway.

According to McKnight's report, which used estimates from the 1990 airport master plan, the land, grade and site work and seeding cost would range from $600,000 to $920,000. McKnight noted that there was some hope that the National Guard could assist in the grading and surface preparation. This would reduce the estimates by as much as $400,000 resulting in a minimum estimate of $200,000 to $520,000.

McKnight stressed to the Committee that these estimates were probably optimistic considering that the master plan was nearly ten years old. The bulk of the cost would be affected by the ultimate price of the approximate 160 acres of land used for the airstrip. The estimates reflect a minimum of $1,000 per acre to the high of $3,000 per acre, or $160,000 to $480,000 for land.

Committee Chair/City Administrator Tom Short suggested that the Committee go into closed session to discuss the possible purchase of property. Member John Cuaderes stated that he saw little need to go into closed session.

"I am opposed to going into closed session," said Cuaderes. "We should be able to discuss this openly. This is a very sensitive issue in the community and I think if you go behind closed doors, the community will become a little more suspect. Of course, that's my personal feelings and if I'm outvoted, I'm outvoted."

Member Ray Grace seemed to agree.

"I'm not sure you're wrong," said Grace.

After some clarification of procedure, Member Art Dunaway moved to go into closed session.

"The only reason I think it might be a good thing to do this early in the ball game," said Grace, "is that everything out there is so 'iffy', and when you start throwing numbers around it totally confuses the people I'm talking to." (Grace has been given authority by the Committee to begin negotiations with land owners.) In particular the fellow with the number one location. I think he just has to be totally convinced in his own mind that he is getting full value from it.

"I've developed a position like John's, I don't think anything should be kept secret from the public. But it can hamper trying to reach some kind of middle ground on the price. I don't think there is any danger in looking at the numbers in a closed session, because no votes will be taken at this time."

Cuaderes stood fast.

"I just disagree," said Cuaderes. "I think people out there are pretty smart who own this land. I don't think that anything we do in closed session is going to be earth shattering or change the whole scheme of things, but I do think that in the public's eye, well, they are discussing issues that really ought to be out in the open. Again, that's just my own personal feeling.

"If we want to have a chance to get reimbursed (with state or federal grants) we are going to have to pay fair market value. If anyone tries to stiff us on this, whether we're in close session or not, we are going to have to go with fair market value."

Member Bill Johnson was also sympathetic to staying in open session.

"If the man doesn't know what he wants today isn't going to affect what he's going to ask," said Johnson. "If you're going to have to go with an appraisal, that's what you're going to go with."

Short argued that he would also like to discuss strategy.

"I think when you are talking about strategy," said Short, "of acquiring land, negotiations on a contract, you try not to negotiate out in the open when the other side is not."

The Committee went into closed session and reported afterward that they would pursue several options and locations for a new airport.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

We're in the backstretch for the upcomin' primary election a week from tomorrow. If you're still decidin' on who ta vote for, the Mornin' Mail is sponsorin' the Chamber's Eggs and Issues this Friday where the candidates will get a couple a minutes to convince ya ta vote. Hopefully for them.

The "Meet the Candidate" ice cream social and rally put on by the Lincoln Ladies and Joplin Federated Republican Women drew a pretty fair crowd last Thursday at Memorial Hall. The event has become a traditional spot for last minute honin' of electoral posturin' over the years. There were no big surprises from any of the candidates, but some spectators may have been swayed one way or the other.

We're hopin' the Friday breakfast will allow the candidates to catch their breath and get ready for the last weekend 'fore election.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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The Super Handyman

If you have plain old wooden drawers or cabinets in your shop and find the knobs come off easily, you are not alone. Most shop drawers are full of heavy things, and the average knobs are just not made for such weight.

Why not use a hole cutting saw to bore out some holes in the cabinets doors and drawer fronts? The holes are easy to grab, and they cannot come undone like the knobs do. You can sand them smooth if you like, to avoid any splinters. Also, be sure to make the holes big enough so your fingers don't get caught.

 

SUPERHINT- If you need to remove old carpeting to install new flooring, save some money by doing the removal yourself. To make the job easier, cut the existing carpet into smaller pieces before pulling it up.

 

Dear Al & Kelly: We do most of our family camping during the warmer months, so our tent gets stored in the garage. One thing we do to help it last longer is to make sure we store it properly. Before packing it away, we always clean the canvas with a tent cleaner and then add more waterproofing. We rub all the aluminum poles and zippers with waxed paper. The wax coating keeps them from getting rusted and pitted even though our basement is kind of damp in the winter time. It also makes them slide back together easily. If you take the time to do these simple things, your tent will last a long time like ours has.

 

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