The Mornin' Mail is published daily Friday, June 19, 1998 Volume VI, Number 257

did ya know?
Did ya know?. . .The Carthage R-9 Board of Durcation will meet in regular session Monday, June 22 at 7 p.m. at the Carthage High School Auditorium Lobby.

today's laugh

Mrs. Profiteer - "Is this a pedigree dog?"

Dealer - "Pedigree? I should just think ‘e is, Mum. Why, if the animal could only talk ‘e wouldn’t speak to either of us."

 

Vicar (to gardener digging up neglected garden) - "It’s wonderful what the hand of man can do with a piece of earth, with the aid of Divine Providence."

Gardener - "You should ‘ave seen this place, sir, when Divine Providence ‘ad it all to itself."

 

"What’s the matter up at Tom’s house?"

"They’re taking ‘im away in the ambulance for beatin’ ‘is missus."

 

A newly-formed club in England meets semi-weekly. On Tuesday the members listen to American jokes and on Saturday they meet to enjoy a hearty laugh.

 

The cannibal king says that he has given up eating small boys. Youth, it appears, will no longer be served.

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

IKE WARD VERDICT TODAY.

Let Off with a Light Sentence -
Court Adjourns Till Thursday.

The jury in the case against Ike Wade came in his afternoon with a verdict of six months in jail and $100 fine. Upon the receipt of the verdict the case against John Alyes, who was accused of the same offense - criminal assault - was nullified and the prisoner was ordered discharged.

Lee Fisher pleaded guilty to aiding a prisoner to escape and was sentenced to 30 days in jail. He is the man who sometime ago impersonated a fellow prisoner at the county jail and aided his partner to escape.

Charlie and George White, who were tried yesterday for felonious assault were fined $30 and $1 respectively by the jury which brought in the verdict at 10 o'clock last night.

Sam Mallory, accused of forgery, pleaded guilty to petit larceny and was sent to jail for sixty days.

George Bland, charged with burglary and larceny, pleaded guilty to petit larceny and was sent to jail for thirty days. The motion for a new trial in the suit of J. M. Baldridge et al vs. W. W. Knight et al, was overruled.

Court adjourned till next Thursday.

 

Chased a Horse Thief.

J. C. McKay is in the city today from Avilla and tells of a chase after a Barry county horse thief which took place in the east part of this county early this week. On Monday night the sheriff and a deputy from Barry county aroused Mr. McKay and asked to stay all night. They had run a horse thief to within a quarter of a mile of the McKay place and shot at him several times. The fellow got away, but they secured a horse he was leading. He had stolen two horses near Cassville.

Next morning Mr. McKay and the sheriff traced the thief back toward Sarcoxie, where his father and brother-in-law were picking strawberries. It is thought that the man's relatives enabled him to elude his pursuers, for all trace was lost of him at Sarcoxie.

  Today's Feature

Progress on Sewer Recoupment Policy.

The Public Works Committee voted Tuesday afternoon to approve a request for council bill for a sewer main recoupment policy. The proposed policy, which has been discussed for several months, would allow developers to recoup a portion of their costs when someone else taps onto a sewer main extension built under this policy.

As proposed, a developer must apply to participate in the program when submitting plans for a sewer main extension to the City Engineer. The application must be approved by the City Engineer and the City Council. Once approval is granted, the developer must pay the City the estimated cost of the project which will be deposited into a Pro-Rata Sewer Fund.

Payments for the construction of the sewer main extension will be made by the City from this fund. If the actual cost is greater than estimated, the developer must pay the additional amount. If the cost is less, the developer receives a refund from the Pro-Rata Sewer Fund.

For five years following approval of the project, anyone wishing to tap onto that sewer extension must pay a fee based on square footage served into the Pro-Rata Sewer Fund. Ninety percent of that fee will be refunded to the original developer of the extension and ten percent will be retained by the City for administrative costs.

At the end of five years, any money remaining in the Pro-Rata Sewer Fund becomes the property of the City and will be transferred into the City’s general revenue fund.

"It’s not a negative to the City in any way," said Committee Chair Bill Fortune. "The only people who end up paying are people who hook onto the sewer that’s been developed by somebody else....It may help encourage a little development."

In another sewer issue, Assistant to the City Engineer Joe Butler asked the Committee to consider vacating a portion of a sewer easement at Fairlawn and Elk Streets. According to Butler, Casey’s General Store has applied for a building permit at that location behind Taco Town and would like to move the existing manhole in order to build in that area.

No one is currently served by the section of sewer main which the company is asking to have abandoned, and Butler said the Engineering Department has no problem with the request. Casey’s General Store would be responsible for building a new manhole on the property, and the City will own it.

Committee discussion was favorable, and Butler will review the plans submitted by Casey’s before coming back to the Committee with a formal request to vacate the sewer easement.


"Art in the Garden" Tour

Release from artCentral

"Art in the Garden" is this Saturday, June 20. We are very excited and hope to see a lot of people come through. We have tickets for sale, so make us your first stop on the tour. Tickets are $5 per person, "well behaved" children under 12 are free.

With the 17 artists throughout the gardens and the 29 artist here in our gallery this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to see the works of 46 artists and 15 gardeners all in one day. Grab some friends and head out Saturday morning and set a record for tour attendance!

Not only will you have a great day, but you'll be helping out some great causes like the public libraries in Joplin and Webb City, our art library and landscaping for the historical Phelps House. Everyone can benefit from this tour.

We are pleased to announce another fine workshop will be offered by Jerry Ellis. Dates are July 30th, July 31st, and August 1st. That's a Thursday, Friday and Saturday. 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. each day with a break for lunch.

Also to add to our calendar of events, Bill Snow and Bill Perry will be showing sculpture and photography beginning August 21st. We are very pleased to show their work and look forward to a great exhibit.

November 20th will be a Jerry Ellis show. This show will remain up through the first of the year.

All of the artists in our Membership Show (on exhibit now) are Sally Armstrong, April Leiter, Bill Perry, Nicholas Kyle, Jerry Ellis, Andy Thomas, Glenda George, Ruth Olsen, Elizabeth Pauly, Eleanor Coffield, Bill Snow, Annie Wu, Jane Kleindl, Joe Leiter, Donna Gilbreth, Peggy Beckham, Donna Roberts, Tom Jones, Carol Ackelmire, Art George, Merlin Mailes, Kit Tuck, Robin Putnam, Debbie Reed, John Beasley, Helen Kunze, Don Whitman, Richard Sachan and Gary Adamson.


Powers Museum to Celebrate Fourth of July

The Powers Museum, located at 1617 W. Oak Street in Carthage, will be open special hours July 4 from 11:00 .m. to 7:00 .m. Refreshments will be served and museum souvenirs will be given to all visitors that day. The special open house marks the museum's tenth season since opening in mid-June of 1988.

An additional activity on July 4th will include a video on the history of the Statue of Liberty and will be shown in the museum's library throughout the afternoon.

The museum was a gift to the City of Carthage and her citizens in 1981 when Marian "Toots" Powers Winchester, upon her death, left a bequest to start a local museum. The museum's name honors her parents, Dr. Everett Powers and Marian Wright Powers. Dr. Powers was an eye, ear, nose and throat physician in Carthage from 1902 to 1954 when he passed away. Marian Wright Powers was a coloratura soprano who concertized in the region, as well as other venues across the country. She died in 1969.

Currently, the museum's main gallery exhibit is comprised of a compilation of excerpts from all ten previous annual exhibits. In addition, the museum is currently hosting a display of Carthage baseball photographs in honor of the KOM League reunion held earlier this month.

Admission to the museum is by donation. The facility is located across from Municipal Park at 1617 W. Oak Street, and is open Tuesday through Saturday 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

For further information, call 358-2667 or email pmuseum@getonthe.net.


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

If you’re hooked up to the internet you no doubt have been keepin’ close company with your computer in the last couple a days. The switch over from getonthe.net to ipa.net meant changin’ some settings on your machine so it knew where ta get hooked up to the net. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna try to explain here how ta do it. If the letter ya got explainin’ it didn’t get the job done, I can’t do any better. I’ve gotta guess that the 800 number for technical support will be burned up over the next few days.

Part of the frustration is after gettin’ ever’thing set up, the connection on the other end wasn’t workin’ for varyin’ periods of time. It was hard ta tell if ya missed somethin’ or completely messed up the whole system with some unknown error of judgement. Morninmail.com is up an goin’.

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