The Mornin' Mail is published daily Wednesday, June 24, 1998 Volume VI, Number 260

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Did ya know?. . .Starting July 1, 1998, Economic Security Corporation will have available cooling assistance for Barton, Jasper, Newton, and McDonald Counties. The program’s purpose is to help these families and individuals keep their electricity on during the summer months. Households must be income eligible.

today's laugh

On the street definitions:

Acquaintance - 1. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. 2. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.

Admiration - Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.

Adult - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle.

Advertising - Makes you think you’ve longed all your life for something you never even heard of before.

Alcohol - A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets.

Artistic Temperament - Seldom recognized until it’s too old to spank.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

THREE BANDS COMING.

And Three Excursion Trains Will Run to Carthage, July 4.

The assurances of an overwhelming Fourth of July celebration in Carthage are growing stronger every day, and almost hour by hour. Contracts were closed this morning by telegraph to have three bands in Carthage on that day. The Columbus, Kansas, band has been secured, the excellent Peirce City band will be here, and the Carl Junction celebration has been declared off, so the entire Light Guard band will play at home.

Since the Carl Junction celebration is off, that town's people will turn out en masse and join the special excursion to this city that will come down from Columbus with the Columbus band. Another excursion train will be run from Monett, bringing the Peirce City band and people, and an excursion train will be run down the Pacific from Nevada. There will be no celebration in Nevada, so the mayor of that town assures a big delegation here. All trains will reach Carthage in time for the parade in the morning. Since there is nothing of consequence going on in Joplin or Webb City, Carthage is assured of one of the biggest Fourth of July jollifications she has seen in many a year.

The "horribles" will be a unique feature of the parade, and the prizes for decorated carriages are to be raised to $25 and $10. The fireworks at night will be something wonderful.

  Today's Feature

School Board Accepts House Bid.

A bid by Kenneth Matthew of $127,689 for the house constructed by the vocational carpentry class was approved by the R-9 School Board at its meeting Monday night. Two other bids were submitted.

The Board also granted permission to Band Director Garry Greek to submit an application for the Magic Music Days Festival at Disney World. If accepted, the band would perform a 23 minute program in one of the three Orlando, Florida, theme parks during the 1999 spring break. Band Boosters’ fund-raisers, including the Maple Leaf Band Festival, would finance the $30,000 trip for the 90 band members.

The Board also recognized two retiring teachers, Charlene McDaniel and Calvin Bower, and they were presented with the Golden Apple Award. McDaniel taught physical education in the district for 25 years and Bower taught science and coached in Carthage for 18 years.

It was noted that former R-9 Superintendent Dr. Charles Johnson was recently honored by a Missouri University Alumni organization for Outstanding Achievement.




 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

As a kid I looked forward to summer for many reasons. One was the luxury of not wearin’ shoes. Goin’ barefoot was the "in" footwear for most activities. ‘Course there were the typical accessories with the stubbed toe bein’ the best conversation starter. By mid summer the contests of runnin’ down a gravel road or seein’ how may stickers were picked up were under way. "Ouch" became the most common word durin’ a walk downtown ta get a soda or an ice cream sandwich.

Bicycle ridin’ had its own particular hazards while barefootin’. Puttin’ the kick stand required caution and a certain eye to toe coordination. Pickin’ a spot to step off the two wheeler was also somewhat of an art form.

I suppose some of the attraction to those memories is the fact that survival decisions were limited to just watchin’ where ya stepped.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Computer Minded/On The Net

Weekly Column

Intro to the Internet.

If you think about the time when the Internet first started to become popular there were only a few thousand host computers connected to the Internet. To this small group of people the Internet was their own little world. These original internet users developed some standards (not laws, just guidelines) regarding the Internet. These standard or sets of rules were called Netiquette. The guidelines they set were the norm for themselves but many new Internet users are not aware of them Sometimes, violating these Netiguette guidelines can get you into trouble (you may receive a nasty letter or complaint). Here are some examples of some of the guidelines they set:

• TYPING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS - This applies any time you are sending messages on the Internet. Typing in all capital letters is considered an expression of anger and the reader may think you are yelling! This is probably the most widely known and followed example of Netiquette.

• Unsolicited email - Have you ever received an email from a company or store advertising a sale? Probably not, but have you ever wondered why? A company could easily send out millions of email messages to customers nationwide to advertise their product. The reason you never get such messages is because it is an extreme violation of Netiquette.

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