The Mornin' Mail is published daily Tuesday, June 30, 1998 Volume VI, Number 264

did ya know?

Did ya know?. . The wading pools at Carter Park and Central Park are now open. The hours will be from noon to 4 p.m. Monday through Friday.

Did ya know?. . .The Carthage Shrine Burn Crew Blackmarket Fireworks stand is now open. Located next to Kellogg Lake at Best Budget Inn.

today's laugh

Passer-by - "What would your mother say, little boy, if she could hear you swear like that?"

Boy - "She’d be tickled to death if she could hear it."

Passer-by - "How can you lie like that?"

Boy - ""That’s no lie. She’s stone deaf."

 

Dear Old Lady - "Can your little brother talk yet?"

Small Boy - "Yes, mum: he can say ‘thank you’ for a penny."

 

Mother - "What did your father say when he saw his broken pipe?"

Innocent - "Shall I leave out the swear-words, mother?"

Mother - "Certainly, my dear."

Innocent - "Then I don’t think he said anything."

 

Prune - Plum that’s seen better days.

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Local Mining Operations.

Great Activity Northwest of Town-North Carthage Plant Doing Good Work.

Mining matters are decidedly lively at the "Maxmines" four miles northwest of Carthage where such a phenomenally rich strike of ore was recently made. The "Hayseed" company who are the original proprietors and own the main lease, are preparing to put in pumps at once to drain the ground.

Max Weeks' farm was surveyed and platted into lots by City Engineer Edwards Tuesday. When it is to be opened to prospectors is not yet know, but there will undoubtedly be a big rush for lots.

B.A. Ash is putting down shafts on each side of the "Hayseed" hole- one is on the Max Weeks land and the other is on W.E. Hall's farm. He is confident of striking the big run of stuff.

A drill has also been put to work prospecting the Weeks home place a half a mile by a company composed of H. H. Beck with, B. A. Ash, James Luke, Julius Finke and Wm. Journey.

AT SOUTH CARTHAGE.

The New Plant at South Carthage is now working away in great shape, crushing from the dump pile and cleaning on dirt fresh from the shaft. It is making an average of 8 to 10 tons of zinc ore a day.

Wm. P. Smith, who owns the South Carthage lease, is putting down a drill hole on his farm which adjoins. He has struck good shines at 62 feet.

Recruiting for the Second.

Capt. Spears of Joplin failed to arrive in Carthage yesterday or this morning to recruit for the Second regiment, but Private Heber Wells met several volunteers at the store of A. M. Drdke yesterday and took them to Joplin.

Some 42 recruits have been sent to Chickamauga for the Second regiment from Carthage and Joplin, 27 from Nevada and 20 from Butler. Only 12 more men are needed to fill the required number. These it is believed will be recruited by tonight. Another squad was sent south last evening. It is believed that the recruiting offices will be closed and all business concluded by tonight and that Private Wells will leave Carthage in a day or so to return to Chickamauga.

  Today's Feature

No Shortage of Power Here.

The summer temperatures continue to expose the advantage Carthage has in being able to produce a significant amount of its own electrical power. CW&EP Production Manager Bob Williams says demand for electricity drove the price of a megawatt up to nearly $3,000 last week. Carthage actually sold 6 megs for one hour at $2,600 per.

Historically power could be purchased during this time of the year for around $40 according to Williams. Carthage has 30 megawatts of power under contract from Sikeston and usually purchases any additional power on the open market. Without the CW&EP power generators, Carthage would have had to purchase some of that high priced power last week says Williams.

A new power consumption peak for Carthage was reached last week for 50.8 megawatts of electricity. Williams says that after a few minor adjustments were made to the generators, the plant is now capable of producing full capacity.

A cool front that moved through Louisiana over the weekend relieved some of the overall demand yesterday.


Crowder Receives Federal Grant.

Springfield, Missouri - Southwest Missouri Congressman Roy Blunt notified Crowder College President Kent Farnsworth that the U.S. Department of Education has awarded a one-year, $350,000 "Strengthening Institutions Program" grant to help the school improve its educational programs for "at-risk or non-traditional learners."

The grant will be used to create and design a Development Education Division and pilot curriculum at the Neosho-based college to help a growing area population of under prepared and non-traditional students. In the application for the grant, Crowder College officials explain the problem.

"Despite the increases in college-going rates, minimum wage jobs still lure 25% of the area high school students out of school before graduation, in many cases to supplement family income. Area plants employ these young people in unskilled labor that contributes to a cycle of low wages and low education attainment and low self-esteem. Many of these people realize eventually that they are "dead-ended" and the college offers the only way to improve, consequently, they come to the college badly under-prepared."

The Development Education Division will feature computer assisted learning labs, and programs in reading, writing and math.


letter from ma

Our niece's daughter, who is taking driver's ed this summer, finally got to drive, although with an instructor beside her.

"Boy, that teacher sure talked a lot," she told her mother after her first lesson. She was truly disgusted.

"What did he say?"

"Slow down! Slow down!"

In the nineteen thirties, I badgered my older brother Paul into teaching me to drive. I don't suppose anyone remembers a car called a "Whippet," but that's what we had. Someone had given it to my dad in lieu of money owed to him. It was a coupe, probably from the twenties, and it wasn't the ideal car for a family of six.

This was the days before automatic transmission, and I always had trouble with the clutch. Each time we got in the car, my brother would remind me in a long-suffering tone, "I hope we don't "hop" all the way around the block."

I struggled with shifting gears. This day, I simply could not get that stick to go into second.

The old Whippet yowled and screamed and screeched.

People on the street turned to look. Embarrassed to the bone, my brother slid down in the seat, out of sight.

"Push in the clutch!" he yelled.

Many years later, my granddaughter expressed amazement that I, "at my age," could drive a car with that newfangled invention, "four on the floor."

"Nothing to it," I told her. "All you have to do is shove the gear shift to the right places. And uh...first...remember to push in the clutch."


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I stopped by the Electric Plant Friday evenin’. There were four generators operatin’ at that time, things had begun to cool off a bit.

I had on occasion been at the plant when one of the engines were fired up just ta keep things loosened up, but never with more than that.

CW&EP are gettin’ ready for their 100 anniversary this fall. I suppose it’s fittin’ that the idea of keepin’ the plant operational has proved a valuable asset to the community.

There is little doubt that the nations electrical power structure is goin’ to see some significant changes in the near future. It appears that Carthage will at least have a few more options than most when it comes to keepin’ the light bulbs shinin’ and the air conditioners coolin’.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Health Notes

Health and Nutrition by Judith Sheldon

Last week, a young woman who is connected with a major educational system, told me she has various allergies for which she demands- and gets- antibiotics. If her doctor is really giving her these medications for a non-bacterial problem, shame on him.

It’s been shown that the misuse of antibiotics has rendered many of them useless against bacteria which have developed immunity to them. As a result, we can face a time in the very near future when bacterial diseases we once thought we’d conquered come back even more dangerous than before. The simple fact is, antibiotics are designed to kill bacteria. They don’t kill viruses or alleviate allergies.

People with cardiovascular problems might want to "go to the dogs." Just petting a dog or cat can help reduce blood pressure. Also, walking your dog several times a day provides excellent exercise which can be extremely beneficial.

Did you know that overweight men are at greater risk for developing cataracts? One theory is that glucose levels in the blood are higher in men with a greater body mass index , and high glucose has been linked to cataracts. Overweight men would be advised to reduce their body mass to reduce the risk of developing cataracts.

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