The Mornin' Mail is published daily Monday, March 23, 1998 Volume VI, Number 194

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . . The Oats Bus runs from Carthage and Sarcoxie to Joplin each Tuesday. To schedule rides call 358-4662 or 1-800-770-6287 on Mondays.

Did Ya Know... Tax Counsling is available for the Elderly every Tuesday from 9-12 noon at the Carthage Over 60 Center. No charge for the service. People of all ages are eligible.

today's laugh

A lawyer became somewhat arcimonious in his cross-examination, but the little woman who was in the witness-box remained calm.

Eventually the lawyer said: "You say you had no education, but you answered my questions smartly enough."

The defendant meekly replied: "You don’t have to be a scholar to answer silly questions."

 

"Haven’t I seen you before?" asked the judge.

"Maybe," replied the tailor. "So many men owe me money I can’t remember their faces."

 

Lawyer - "Well, if you want my honest opinion--"

Client - "No, no. I want your proffesional advice."

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

That Mysterious Light in the West.

Citizens of the south and west parts of town have for some time past noticed in the western heaven shortly before 10 o'clock each evening a bright shaft of light which seems to move in the arc of a circle for a few seconds and then disappear. The strange light has caused much comment and many are the theories as to the cause of it all.

The fact of the matter is that Josh Baker and the electric headlight on the electric car which reaches Carthage at 10 o'clock is responsible for the light. When the car rounds the curve at Morgan's Western Heights station the searchlight is easily seen and it is this which caused the mysterious phenomena.

 

Nothing shows a prosperity wave quicker than the hotel registers. A glance at the registers of the various hotels of Carthage shows plainly that travel is much heavier now than it has been for a long time.

  Today's Feature

Signs a Last Resort.

At last Tuesday’s Public Works Committee meeting, members discussed the possibility of putting large signs in the yards of propertynot being kept up to code. This "scarlet letter" approach was suggested as a final step in the process for chronic abusers.

Committee member Jackie Boyer said she periodically receives complaints about a house on Jersey that is boarded-up and rat-infested. She used this property as an example of one that should receive a large sign in the yard with the owner’s name and phone number on it.

Codes Inspector Bud Rogers identified the house as 1214 Jersey and agreed that it has been an ongoing problem for about two years. He said the owner promises to tear it down and just does not follow through on his word.

The Committee agreed that the current notification and posting process works well in most cases and should continue, but that Rogers should look into devising a sign program for chronic abusers of the system.



 
 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I suppose most have heard that there are some real estate transactions bein’ considered by public interests.

The School Board have set minimum bids on the Eugene Field School of $55,000 and for Hawthorne School of $95,000. The County is at least considerin’ the purchase of the Nation’s Bank buildin’ I’m told. If ever’thing transpires, the tax roles shouldn’t get hit too hard, though I’d guess the bank bein’ removed will outweigh the school property bein’ added.

From what I’m hearin’ on the street, there doesn’t seem ta be much concern over any of the transactions. The feelin’ most often expressed concernin’ the County is that at least Carthage will continue to improve its County Seat position as more County property is concentrated in the City. Informal information indicates the purchase would be a good investment with a lease back for a portion of the buildin’. Definitely worth consideration.

This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

The Super Handyman

Dear Al & Kelly:

I thought our home needed to be painted and had started looking for painting contractors. I was lucky enough to talk to a nice contractor who suggested that we try a power washer first. We rented a rig and did the work ourselves and saved a bundle. It turned out that our home was just really dirty and didn't need to be repainted after all. I've saved this gentleman's number and plan to use him when it is time for a new paint job. It's nice to know there are still some honest and helpful people around. - S.T.

 

Dear Kelly:

I do a lot of painting in my spare time. I really enjoy it and have developed quite a flair. I like to use stencils and even do murals occasionally. Before I use a brush, I clean it really well with a brush cleaner and let it dry. Than I brush it back and forth to get rid of any loose bristles. I promise the extra time is worth it. - C. O.

 

Taking something apart to fix it usually isn't the hard part. It's getting all the pieces back together, and in the right order. A muffin pan can make the reassembly simpler.

As you take the object apart, put each piece into a separate muffin cup. Number the cups if you need to. If you don't have a spare muffin pan or are afraid of ruining a good one, you can buy inexpensive, disposable muffin pans at a grocery store.

Better organization won't necessarily help you get the item running again, but at least you'll be able to keep track of your parts, and that's one less thing to worry about.


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