The Mornin' Mail is published daily Tuesday, March 24, 1998 Volume VI, Number 195

did ya know?

Did Ya Know... The Alzheimers Support Group, sponsored by Generations Unit of McCune Brooks Hospital, will meet March 30 from 7 to 8 p.m.

Did Ya Know?. . . There will be a Chamber of Commerce Ribbon Cutting at Main Street Mercantile at 311 S. Main on the Square this Thursday, March 26 at 10 a.m. Live Dulcimer music and refreshments.

today's laugh

The little daughter of a newspaper editor came back from Sunday School with an illustrated card in her hand.

"What’s that you have there, little one?" the editor asked.

"Oh," said the child, "just an ad about heaven."

 

Parson - "Do you know where bad girls go?"

Nellie - "Of course I do!"

Parson - "Where do they go."

Nellie - "They go down to the railroad station to see the traveling salesmen come in."

 

"What did my little daughter learn this morning in Sunday School," the father asked.

"That I am the daughter of Satan," was the beaming reply.

1898
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

TO USE ACETYLENE GAS.

Jail Will be Lighted With it Tonight.

The county jail will be illuminated tonight with acetylene gas from a complete plant located in the basement of the building.

The agent for the company has just completed the task of setting up the plant and it will be in full operation for the first time tonight. The judges of the county court will probably visit the jail this evening to inspect its workings.

The new plant has been attached to the old gas pipes in the jail and suitable burners substituted for the old, so the number of lights used will be the same as in the past.

The plant is put in merely as a test of the practical workings of the new gas and if it is satisfactory in every way it will only be a short time until the court house will also have a plant.

  Today's Feature

Significant Considerations.

Tonight’s Council Meeting will be the last full meeting for Mayor Riley and resigning Council member Bill Johnson. The new Mayor and newly elected Council members will be sworn in and assume duties during the second half of the next Council meeting on April 14.

The agenda for this evening’s meeting in City Hall includes several items that have created some interest among observers.

In first reading is the ordinance authorizing an agreement with the 71A Partnership which would allow half of any new sales tax created within the development to be applied toward the estimated $700,000 cost of infrastructure improvements for the project.

City Administrator Tom Short says the agreement is a good one for the City. Under the plan, 71A Partnership will pay for improvements and be reimbursed as sales tax is generated. If the projected sales tax revenue is not generated over the fifteen year term of the agreement, the City will not be further obligated. That situation not only keeps the City from paying for the infrastructure, some feel it puts in place an incentive for the 71A Partnership to get the development up and running.

The proposal presented to the Council indicates that the developers hope to attract several restaurants, some motels, and office buildings to the acreage that fronts Highway 71 at the southeast corner of the HH interchange.

The long awaited ordinance to begin renovations on the sidewalk mall leading from the south side of the Square will also be in first reading tonight. The passage way between Fourth Street and Fifth Street directly south of the Courthouse has been fenced off for over a year because of concerns of City liability.

A contract of just under $80,000 for the renovation would include resurfacing the walkway with a textured finish, adding water outlets, and some lighting and planters. There has been some opposition to this ordinance in committee discussions by Council members. Third Ward J.D. Whitledge has argued that the funds should be used for other sidewalk improvements.

Council members will also get the opportunity to see an increase of monthly entitled expenses for the first time in several years. An ordinance submitted by outgoing member Bill Johnson would raise council members’ monthly expense check from $50 to $75. Johnson says that it’s been close to fourteen years since the last increase for Council members was approved.


 

Donation Received in Honor of Dorothy Ann Greenwood

Press release by Carthage Chamber of Commerce

Dorothy Ann Greenwood, owner of Poor Richards, and Greenwood Bros. Plastering, was selected to receive the Sam Walton Business Leader Award. She was presented an award at the Chamber's annual banquet in January.

The Carthage Chamber of Commerce recently received a $500.00 grant in her name. Ms. Greenwood was also presented with a "Sam Walton Business Leader Award" certificate on behalf of the local Wal-Mart manager, Mark Lashley, at the Chamber office.

"The Sam Walton Business Leader Award is to recognize local business people who best exemplify the principles of Sam Walton, its late founder. Sam built his business on three principles: dedication to customer service, respect for the individual, and striving for excellence," commented Heather Kelly, Executive Director of the Carthage Chamber.

Ms. Kelly also expressed her appreciation for the grant received from Wal-Mart, and offered her congratulations to Ms. Greenwood.

Ms. Greenwood was one of more than 650 business people in Wal-Mart and Sam's Club communities around the country who were selected by their local Chambers of Commerce to receive the award.

Participating Chambers received a total of more $325,000 grants from the Wal-Mart Foundation as part of the awards program.

 

Estate Planning and Wealth Preservation Seminar

Release from McCune-Brooks Health Care Foundation

An Estate Planning and Wealth Preservation Seminar will be presented on Monday, March 30, 1998 at the Carthage High School Auditorium at 7:00 P.M. This event is sponsored by the Family Acres Family YMCA Endowment Fund, the McCune-Brooks Health Care Foundation, Inc. and the Carthage R-9 Foundation as a public service to the community.

The seminar will feature Duane Lawellin, retired CEO/President of the Trust Department at Mercantile (First National) Bank in Joplin, MO. Mr. Lawellin is a Certified Public Accountant.

For more information or to make reservations, please call 358-1070 or 359-7000.

 

Good Time Variety Show

The Good Time Variety Show will take place at the Carthage Senior High School Auditorium Friday, April 24 and Saturday, April 25, 1998.

The Variety Show will feature comedy acts, vocals, dancers, musicians, and more. Volunteers are needed to help with the event in a variety of ways.

For more information or if you would like to volunteer your time, please contact the McCune-Brooks Health Care Foundation at 358-8988.

 

Watercolor by Jerry Ellis

A drawing for an original painting by Jerry Ellis will be held Saturday, April 25, 1998.

Tickets for the drawing are available at Mc-Cune Brooks Hospital, Imagine Gallery of Fine Art, Second Street Gallery, SMB Bank and UMB Bank. Suggested donation per ticket is $5.00. Proceeds from the drawing will benefit the Mc-Cune Brooks Health Care Foundation.

The original will be on display at the UMB Bank through March 27.


 
Commentary

Martin "Bubs" Hohulin

State Representative, District 126

Did you feel a bit more safe and secure this week? If you did, there is a good explanation; the Missouri Legislature was on Spring Break this week.

This marks the halfway point of the 1998 Session. We will go back on March 23 and adjourn for good in mid-May. The last day before Spring Break got off to a roaring start right off the bat. We have been having Budget Committee meetings almost every morning at 8:30 a.m. and last Thursday was no exception. What was different was that we were asked to vote on a piece of legislation we hadn’t seen. Often when a bill is amended several times in committee, all the changes are incorporated into a new bill known as a Committee Substitute. Our House rules demand that we have two hours to examine a substitute before having to vote on it. One of the favorite tricks of committee chairmen is to put the substitute in our box or on our desk at midnight and then have us vote on it first thing in the morning. This time we didn’t even get that.

When the chairman asked us to vote on this substitute we asked where our copies were. He explained he hadn’t had time to make copies for everyone, but he had a copy and would be glad to tell us what was in it. I explained that I had no reason to distrust him, but I would rather read it for myself. He repeated that he only had one copy. I offered that he give me his copy and wait while I read it. He stated that obviously he and the committee wasn’t going to wait while I read the substitute. I then said that I had a substitute motion, that being that the vote be postponed until such time as all committee members had a copy and had had the required two hours to read it. He ruled that my motion was out of order and that we would go ahead and vote. Needless to say I was livid. Keep in mind that this was the Budget Committee, the committee that oversees all the spending of your money. Within minutes of the end of the meeting I had filed a formal protest with the Speaker’s office, had a very animated discussion with the committee analyst, (who was not at all at fault), and had it out with the Ranking Republican of the Budget Committee. Now the good news; we won!

While I was trying to figure out what my next move would be, the committee chairman came up to me and said he had made a mistake. I allowed as how he was right and must admit I was surprised at this turn of events. He asked what I wanted done. I said I wanted that morning’s vote disregarded and the bill returned to committee so that all members could read it and make an informed vote. To my surprise he readily agreed. I have to give credit where credit is due, it took some guts for him to admit he was wrong and send the bill back to committee.

I guess it pays to keep hammering, sometimes we win one. Hopefully the time will come when a battle like this won’t even be necessary.

As usual, I can be reached at House Post Office, State Capitol, Jefferson City, MO 65101, or 1-800-878-7126, or mhohulin@services.state.mo.us for your questions, comments, and advice.

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

If ya happened to be aware of the discussions durin’ the last Public Works Committee meetin’, ya might a noticed that the front page story we ran yesterday was a month or two old. The story was on the idea of placin’ a large sign in front of a house on Jersey that was in poor condition. Since the story was written, the house has been demolished.

The article was inadvertently placed from a computer file. With all the help we get from the magic of computers, they can facilitate problems from time to time.

I’m not puttin’ off the blame on electronic filin’, the same thing could a happened if the story had been typed or handwritten. It’s just more likely that the paper version woulda been tossed in the "done" file or had a date scribbled across it.

I suppose mistakes only reinforce the thinkin’ that computers can’t ever completely replace a warm body actually makin’ sense of the digital realm.

This is some fact, but mostly, Just Jake Talkin’.

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Health Notes

The Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons also a warning for in-line skaters: Don’t depend on your wrist guards to prevent fractures.

It appears that while wrist guards can help protect against scrapes and abrasions, fractures can still occur.

Orthopaedic surgeons have several tips for in-line skaters to help them prevent the accidents that can lead to fractures:

1) Learn the basics of the sport, especially how to stop properly, before going into vehicular or pedestrian traffic.

2) Wear all your protective gear, including a helmet, wrist guards, and knee and elbow pads.

3) If you feel you’re going to fall while skating, try to fall on your left or right side instead of on an outstretched hand.

4) Do warm up exercises before skating, and warm-down exercises afterward.

5) Obey traffic signals; stay at the right side of the road; do not weave in and out of lanes; don’t skate in crowded walkways.

 

NOTE: Some over-the-counter medications may contain substances to which you are allergic. Read labels carefully and check with the pharmacist if you don’t recognize an ingredient.


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