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Wednesday, April 21, 1999 Volume VII, Number 217

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .Girl Scout Troop #980 is collecting canned goods all week at the Fix Coffee Bar on the square in Carthage. Stop by with your donation.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Southwest Missouri Arthritis Association and Wyeth-Ayerst Laboratories has announced a cosponsored meeting at 1 p.m. Wednesday, April 21 at the Fair Acres Family Y. It is open to the public and will be discussing the new drug Enbrel Injectable that has been developed for Rheumatoid Arthritis patients.

today's laugh

Your hat is becoming. . .

Oh, thank you.

. . .becoming a little worn out.

I wonder what makes him so high strung?

He inherits that from his grandfather. He was a horse thief.

Excuse me - is this a general store?

Yes.

I would like to speak to the general.

Is that supposed to be a funny remark?

Yeah - it made me laugh.

Looking at you would make anybody laugh.

I feel just like a loaf of bread. Wherever I go - they toast me.

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Concerts to Begin in May.

Director C. R. Dumars, of the Light Guard Band, says the regular Saturday night concerts which have so long been popular in this city will be resumed for the coming summer the first week of May.

Major Doane will leave tonight for Chicago where he will meet his wife and daughter and after a week's stay he will go on to New York. Mrs. Doane and her daughter, whose stage name is Miss Adelaide Norwood, will remain in Chicago for about a month when the engagement of the opera company in which Miss Norwood is prima donna, will terminate and all will return to New York where the company will play the balance of the season.

The boys of the fire department are giving the interior of their quarters a coat of paint and whitewash.

  Today's Feature

Trash and Junk to Be Targeted.

Police Chief, Dennis Veach, provided the Public Safety Committee with a written survey during the regular meeting Monday evening regarding the status of the recent Community Meetings. He indicated the Community Meetings should be repeated annually and the Committee agreed. Committee Chair Charlie Bastin said he attended two of the meetings and supported the efforts of the Department.

Chief Veach also informed the Committee that the Department will beef-up ‘trash and junk’ enforcement later this week and it will continue for several months.

At issue is trash, junk, noxious weeds and unlicensed cars on private property. Veach said the city would be divided into quadrants and all uniformed officers would participate.

"We will be as non-adversarial as we can. Our goal is to have personal contact," said Veach.

Public Works Committee Chair, Bill Fortune, reminded the Committee that May 8th is the City Wide Trash Day.

Veach showed the Committee the proposed new alternative uniforms which consist of Black shorts or pants and blue short sleeve knitted shirt with insignia over the left breast pocket. He said the back of each shirt will have the word POLICE imprinted on it. He indicated the new uniform would be worn on foot patrol, on the square during the summer and during events such as Marian Days.

"If I need a police officer I don’t care what you show up wearing," said Committee Member Lujene Clark. The motion to allow Veach to purchase the uniforms as shown to the Committee passed unanimously. Bastin noted that he still feels officers are more effective in traditional uniform.

The McCune-Brooks Hospital asked for extended no parking at the exits on Centennial. Veach said there had been three accidents at that location in eight years. The motion passed.

 


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

It’s time ta start cleanin’ out that garage and the annual deluge "of shoppers" that invade the community durin’ the City Wide Garage Sale and then the Clean Up Day the followin’ week. (In case ya haven’t noticed, it’s planned that way, given ya a chance to sell stuff ‘fore ya have ta throw it away).

I personally get a kick outa cruisin’ the neighborhoods the night before the Clean Up day. Not so much to look at the piles of junk, but observin’ the semi-organized efforts to pick up the better throw aways.

If you remember, last year a school type bus stopped in front a my house and waited while the passengers poked through my discarded treasures. There may be some questionable legal aspects to this form of acquisition, but once in the junk pile, most figure it’s fair game.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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