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Wednesday, August 11, 1999 Volume VIII, Number 38

did ya know?

Did Ya Know? . . .A Ground Breaking Ceremony will be held for Arvest Bank, at McGregor & Central in Carthage, Wednesday, August 11 at 2 p.m. Everyone is welcome to attend the ceremony.

Did Ya Know?. . .A Back-To-School Swim Party for Columbian School will be held August 12 from 6:30-8:30 p.m. at the Municipal Park Pool. Children are reminded to please bring an adult.

today's laugh

He doesn't even know when George Washington was born.

Washington was born in Virginia in 1732.

I saw that in a book, but I thought it was the phone number.

You know how to serve customers?

Yes, sir. I can serve 'em either way.

What do you mean - either way?

So they'll come back, or so they won't.

Somebody stole my cow, but it won't do them any good.

What do you mean, it won't so them any good?

I took all the milk out of her yesterday.

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. -Marty Allen

1899
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Held on Suspicion of Horse Robbery.

Ray Millerman offered a handsome strawberry roan horse for sale here this morning and as a consequence will rest behind bars of the Carthage mouse trap tonight. He says that he and his brother Charles and a friend, Albert Snyder, all from near Princetown, Mercer county, are traveling in a wagon to Oklahoma where he intended to buy a farm.

He claims to have owned the horse in question for over two years but as he was leading it behind his wagon, wanted to sell it cheap and it closely fits the description of a horse stolen from Lawrence, Kan. Marshal Bruffett felt warranted in holding him.

Sheriff J. C. Moore of Lawrence, who offered $15 reward for the horse, has been notified and it will probably be known tomorrow whether the animal is the one wanted.

  Today's Feature

No Easy Answers on the County Budget.

The Jasper County Financial Advisory Committee met Monday evening to bring together final reports from four subcommittees that will be condensed into a final full Committee recommendation to the Jasper County Commissioners. The three County Commissioners and several county elected officials were in attendance. The subcommittee reports held no easy answers to the perceived squeeze on the County budget in the near future. It has been estimated that by the end of fiscal year 1999 the County will have less that $270,000 in reserves. The budget of $11.2 million is projected to be over $2 million more than revenues for the year.

The Committee was formed by the Commission in hopes that a broad based financial experience of the members might come up with some suggestions to keep the budget in balance according to Presiding Commissioner Danny Hensley.

Some of the subcommittees long term ideas include some type of job classification/pay scale that would apply to all County employees and consideration of a County Charter form of government. A final report is scheduled in about a month.

 

Friend of the Square Passes.

Funeral services for Bob Sade of Oldies and Oddities Mall in Carthage will be held Thursday at 11 A.M. at the Ulmer Funeral Home in Carthage. Visitation will be Wednesday from 7 P.M. until 8 P.M.

Sade and his wife Roberta have operated their antique mall on the Carthage Square for many years. He passed away on August 8th at his residence in Joplin after a long struggle with cancer.


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Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I’ve always heard that bein’ a half-wit is better than havin’ no wit at all. I’ve wondered what ya get when two half-wits have a conversation. ‘Course you could have a battle of wits between two unarmed opponents.

I’ve never looked up exactly what wit is. I suppose ya have ta know it when ya see it. My mom seemed to appreciate wit when I was growin’ up. I’d hear comments about this person or that bein’ "witty." Especially valued was the person with "quick wit." Someone lackin’ the skills, however defined, of course was referred to as a "dim wit."

Wit seems to somehow combine insight with humor and timing, but the exact formula is heavily reliant on the circumstance and personal taste, or compete lack thereof.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

PRIME TIME WITH KIDS

by Donna Erickson

If you ask my kids about ice cream, they are more likely to associate it with the cold, hazy cloud coming out of the supermarket freezer than with the cranking of an ice cream maker on a hot evening in August. You don’t have to have an old ice cream maker to make the real thing. Just use coffee cans and an old-fashioned recipe.

In a large bowl, stir together 1 cup of whole milk, 1 cup heavy cream, 1/2 cup sugar and a pinch of salt. Let your kids help choose added fruits or nuts. Our favorite this time of year is sliced strawberries. We add about 1/2 cup to this recipe.

Pour the mixture into a clean, dry 12-ounce coffee can. Be sure you have checked to be sure it has a tight-fitting, leakproof lid.

Snap the lid on the can. Set the can inside a larger 39-ounce size coffee can. Pack crushed ice around the smaller can. Sprinkle rock salt over the ice and snap the lid on the larger can. Let your child roll the can back and forth to you or a friend on your driveway, sidewalk or porch. After about 10 minutes, remove the lid of the larger can to drain any water. Carefully remove the lid on the smaller can and stir the thickening ice cream mixture. Replace the lid. Add more ice and salt to the larger can, replace that lid and roll for about 10 more minutes.

Serve the ice cream for a snack or for dessert. It has that hurry-up-and-eat-it now quality no one can resist. It’s the real stuff!


   

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