The Mornin' Mail is published every weekday except major holidays
Friday, January 8, 1998 Volume VII, Number 144

did ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . . The Christian Home Educators of the Carthage area will meet on Tuesday, January 12, 1999 at 7 p.m. at 1938 S. Main St. The topic of the meeting will be teaching Social Studies in the Home School. For more information call 417-394-3056.

today's laugh

"Did you ever do any public speaking?" asked the man in the largest rocker.

"Well," replied the chap on the three-legged stool, "I proposed to a girl in the country over a party line."

 

Veterinary Surgeon-"The cow must take a tablespoon of this medicine twice daily."

Farmer-"But our cow has no tablespoons. She drinks out of a pail."

 

An Indian in New Mexico returned to the village for the third time to buy half a dozen bottles of cough syrup.

Druggist-"Someone sick at your house?"

Indian-"No sick."

Druggist-"Then what on earth all this cough syrup for?"

Indian-"Mm-me likeum on pancakes."

 

First Drunk-"Say, know what time it is?"

Second Drunk-"Yeah."

First Drunk-"Thanks."

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

PROBABLY STOLEN AT GALENA.

The Sack of Shoes Case Still Occupies the Attention of the Marshal.

Mrs. Porter, who claims to be the wife of T.J. Porter, the man who made his advent into Carthage with a sack of brand new shoes and who was sent to jail for peddling without a license, came to Carthage last night. She told the officers that she had given the shoes to Porter, having received them from a Galena merchant, Mike Clary, in payment for wages due her. A telephone message was received this afternoon by Marshal Bruffett from Clary saying that if the shoes came from his store they had been stolen and that he would come to Carthage this evening or tomorrow and see if he could identify the property.

While Porter was in confinement here pending his trial, Peter Rothers was put into the city calaboose with him in order to endeavor to find out something more concerning where, and especially the shoes, came from. Today Porter had Rother arrested on a charge of stealing his gold spectacles and now Rothers is locked up awaiting his trial which will occur next Tuesday.

  Today's Feature

Juicy Discussion.

County Commissioners met in a two hour meeting on Thursday morning, discussing a variety of issues ranging from the county budget, an upcoming energy audit, and an ordinance which would regulate sexual orientated businesses.

Citizen concern about the proposed "Precious Movement" juice bar in Jasper County has earned the attention of the American Family Association.

R.L. Beasley, the executive director of the Missouri AFA Association addressed the Commission about the regulation of sexual orientated businesses.

"My purpose is to present a model ordinance for you to consider concerning sexually orientated businesses," explained Beasley, who is also a resident of Jasper County. The AFA is 22 year old, privately funded religious organization based in Tupelo, Mississippi.

Presiding County Commissioner Danny Hensley, questioned Beasley about the timing of his proposed ordinance.

"Is the reason for coming in the one on Fairview?" Hensley asked. "We have one (juice bar) north of town. Where has everyone been laying in the bushes all these years? It’s been going on for two or three years out there."

Beasley said the AFA becomes involved only after individuals within the community inform them of possible adult businesses.

Hensley told the Mornin’ Mail that he has spoken with the owner concerning his plans for the business located east of Carthage on Gum Road near county road 120..

"He (the owner) said he was going to open a "juice bar" in the spring. It would be a "juice bar" similar to the one out north of Carthage," explained Hensley.

Drafted by AFA law center, Beasley says this ordinance has been given out to cities and counties throughout the United States by the AFA since 1991.

"This ordinance has never been challenged. Constitutional lawyers put it together trying to cover all of the bases," Beasley explained. "What it does is prohibit and regulate these types of businesses, and put great restrictions on them outside the zoning situation that has arisen in recent years."

Beasley said the ordinance is "very inclusive." The sexual orientated businesses found within ordinance include: adult arcades, adult bookstores, adult video stores, adult "juice bars", and adult motion picture theatres.

In addition it also covers escort agencies, individual escorts, nude model studio and details concerning specified sexual activity.

Beasley said this would allow the county to licence or prohibit these types of activities, issue fees or fines, have site inspections, and the ability to suspend or revoke the businesses licences.

Beasley said the AFA law center would even design at no charge an ordinance specifically for Jasper County. Once the County approved an AFA ordinance, if there is ever a challenge, the AFA law center "will defend it at no charge to the county."

Anna Ruth Crampton, Western Commissioner, asked how the AFA ordinance would affect Precious Movements if it is approved after the business opens. Beasley said he was unsure how existing business would be granfathered into the ordinance.

Crampton suggested the Commission have County Counselor Jim Spradling read over the proposed ordinance, calling AFA’s assistance with the ordinance a possible "win-win" situation for Jasper County.

In other business, Crampton, informed those present that Jasper County has been approved for a low interest two percent loan from the State to bring the court house up to energy specifications.

The $200,000 loan stipulates that all four improvement projects including work on the window instillations, a central heat and air system and electrical work must be completed at the same time.

This loan would be in addition to the $150,000 set aside in the budget for electrical wiring improvements.

Once the energy improvements are completed, the county will begin to see an immediate return. "We will save $25,623 per year, over half of what we are paying in energy costs," Crampton said.

An energy audit for the loan will be conducted at 10 a.m., Wednesday, January 13. Hensley said once it is completed, the County will have a better idea of the total cost for the energy improvement project.

Crampton also informed the Commission that County Auditor Shirley Norris requested they draft and sign a letter stating the Commissioners’ approval of the 1999 budget.

Ben Johnson, Eastern County Commissioner, recommended the approval of the budget as determined during the December 22 work session. Following its unanimous passage by a show of hands, Commissioners signed the letter stating their approval of the revised 1999 budget and returned it to Norris during the meeting.

The Commission went into closed session at the conclusion of the regular meeting to discuss the purchase of the Nations Bank building on the Carthage Square.


Pardon Us While We Hover.

by Robin Putnam, artCentral

Was that cold?, or what!! For a while 35 degrees seemed balmy....We sure hope it doesn't get that cold again...our poor little Geranium House can't take it. You know how it is when you're over one hundred years old.

Our Wednesday Life Drawing was held at the studio of Penny Wilkinson in Carl Junction. She is an award-winning painter, one of our members and a big help when we were experiencing some technical difficulties at the G. House. We thank her for opening her place to the drawing group! Next Wednesday, the 13th, Life Drawing will be at the G. House, Red Oak II, 6-8 p.m., unless.....See you there.

The Building Committee met to discuss wiring and electrical at the Hyde House. Our buddy from AAA Electric, Mike, will be removing the track lighting from the G. House. If all goes well we will be installing these tracks in the new gallery area. Mike has been helping us out since the beginning and we thank him for his support!

During the Committee meeting it was decided we would meet on Saturday to clean out a garage where artCentral 'stuff' has been stored for oh about...a bazillion years! We need to consolidate and store it in central location. Man... I wonder when we'll have to go clean out Don's barn that's full of our stuff!! The idea of putting some of our stuff in an auction sounds like a good way to reduce our storage needs. We're even going to try and do some inventorying!! Doesn't that sound like a ton of fun! Wanna help? Just call and say I'll volunteer!! We'll fix you right up!

Just a few more days until the City Council will vote on our request!! We're soooo excited. Keep your fingers crossed for us!

We hope everyone will bear with us while we 'hover' for a short while. We're anxious to know what direction artCentral will be going, too. Next week...it could all start then!!

Everyone's been great during all of our shifting. We even have new members joining weekly!!

More.......next week.


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

There appears ta be lots a folks with a more inventive sleddin' mentality than just pullin' a factory made sled behind a motor powered vehilcl. Various boxes and old car hoods were mentioned as favorites by some I spoke to yesterday. Most of the stories I heard were from those growin' up in the rural areas, although city streets were sometimes violated. I seriously doubt that Chief Veach would approve of such practices in Carthage.

It's a wonder that any of us have lived to tell the story, although I never witnessed any personal damage from such activities.

Prob'ly in the scheme a things, slidin' 'round on the snow was pretty mild. There were no doubt more dangerous plots bein' carried out by youngsters without the knowledge of parents. Prob'ly a lot of sledders fall into that category. Protectin' parents from unnecessary details can be justified at times.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin'.

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