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Thursday, March 11, 1999 Volume VII, Number 188

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Police Department will hold Neighborhood Meetings from 7 p.m.-8 p.m. on March 16 at Columbian School, March 22 at Carhtage Sr. High, and April 12 at the Memorial Hall.

Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage Community Band will hold their Spring concert at 2:30 Sunday, March 14 at the Webb City H.S. Auditorium and 7:30 Monday, March 15 in the Columbus, Kan. H.S. Auditorium. No admission.

today's laugh

How about a room with a bath?

I'll take the room, but I never take baths.

I noticed...We've got one room with a shower.

I'd rather have a bed - I can't sleep standing up.

It seems to me, my dear, that these pancakes are rather heavy.

Then I'm afraid you're a poor judge, for the cook book says they're light and feathery.

What is an emperor?

I don't know.

An emperor is a ruler.

Oh yeah, I used to carry an emperor to school with me.

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INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

A Stolen Grip Found.

This morning Officer Drake found concealed under the south end of the Missouri Pacific bridge across Spring river, a travelling man's canvas grip, containing a miscellaneous assortment of samples. The contents were 138 gloves and mittens, both men's and women's all of which were for the right hand; 19 caps, 2 shirts, one pair of pants and suspenders, a lot of envelopes and blanks on which were printed Turner & Jay, 538 and 540, Kansas City. This will probably lead to their identification. The stuff is now in the hands of Marshal Bruffett.

Gaede Held Under $15,000 Bond.

Justice Webb, of Galena, held Otis Gaede to the district court in the sum of $15,000, the bond being signed by Riley Robertson and N. B. Chatelle. Gaede was charged with killing Chas. Kington. The case will probably be tried at the April term of court.

  Today's Feature

Short Council Meet.

The City Council moved through their regular meeting Tuesday in near record speed of only forty minutes last Tuesday evening in City Hall. The agenda was light and reports from staff and committees absorbed most of the time.

Finance Committee Chair Donna Harlan noted that the contract for the City health care insurance was up for renewal and told the Council that the Committee would like to look at options.

"We would like to see some proposals from other companies," said Harlan.

Special Services Committee Chair J.D. Whitledge reported that Committee had been presented with a request from the seniors group at McCune Brooks Hospital to use the Memorial Hall auditorium on weekday mornings for walks. They requested that the Hall be furnished at no charge. Whitledge moved that the request be allowed.

Council member Jackie Boyer noted that although she felt the group was a worthy one, other equally as worthy groups could be expected to ask for similar arrangements. Other members agreed and the motion was defeated 4-5. Bastin was absent.

 


 

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin',

I can’t remember who showed me how to make a weapon out of a two by four and a slice of tire inner tube. I do know we spent a lota hours slicin’ up old tire innards and chasin’ each other around.

We didn’t make anything fancy. Tack a strip of tube on one end of the board and there ya go. ‘Course the longer the board the farther you could shoot, but that all depended on your ability to stretch the huge rubber band. We could be seen sneakin’ through the neighborhood with those bands looped over our belt in large numbers. The handy thing was if someone shot at ya and missed, you could always recover their ammunition and fire it back. Lackin’ the proper printin’ equipment, we seldom attached suitable warnin’ labels.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin.

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Click and Clack Talk Cars

Dear Tom & Ray:

Last year I forgot to drain out my gas in several lawn-mower type motors, and this spring, they all started perfectly. I know you guys have recommended a gasoline stabilizer for seasonal storage, but how come my motors started right up? I used unleaded gas without alcohol. Without the lead, can gas be stored without varnishing? -Elmer.

RAY: I can tell you're a scientist, Elmer. You've experienced an interesting phenomenon - your lawn mower started perfectly after a winter of storage - and now you're testing a promising theory: Can unleaded gasoline be stored without producing varnish?

TOM: And like a scientist, you're about to utter the well-worn words "Dang! Back to the 'ol drawing board." The phenomenon you experienced, Elmer, was luck.

RAY: Unleaded gas still tends to varnish. And without a gasoline stabilizer, a lot of engines stored with sitting gasoline over a period of many months won't start. And worse, their carburetors may need to be removed and cleaned if you ever want to get them started again.

TOM: This is a classic application of our famous Great Unyielding Truth: It's the stingy person you spends the most. You try to save a few bucks on a can of gasoline stabilizer, and you end up having to rebuild the carburetor later on.

RAY: So you can press your luck again next year, Elmer, and you may get away with it. Or you can play it safe and take our advice: Bite the bullet, buy a can of stabilizer and ensure yourself a place next year among the great, unvarnished masses.

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