| today's
laugh The child was a typical four-year-old girl -
cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny.
When she expressed difficulty in
grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to
pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images
would help.
"Now do you understand?" he
asked.
"I think so," she said,
"is that when mommy came to work for us?"
A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and
a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and
asked to spend the night with a farmer.
The farmer said, There might be a
problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep in
the house. So one of you must sleep in the barn.
No problem, chimed the
Rabbi. My people wandered in the desert for forty
years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for one
evening. With that he departed to the barn, and the
others bedded down for the night.
Moments later a knock was heard at the
door; the farmer opened the door. There stood the Rabbi
from the barn. Whats wrong? asked the
farmer. He replied, I am grateful to you, but I
just cant sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the
barn, and my faith believes that is an unclean
animal.
His Hindu friend agrees to swap places
with him. But a few minutes later the same scene
reoccurs. There is a knock on the door. Whats
wrong? the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies,
I, too, am grateful for your helping us out, but
there is a cow in the barn. In my country cows are
considered sacred and I cant sleep on holy
ground!
That left only the lawyer to make the
change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the
barn. Moments later there was another knock on the
farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer
opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.
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Today's Features Bright Futures.
Carthage R-IX School District
has announced that AmeriCorps VISTA member,
Pamela Corkle, who will be working with the
Bright Futures program to help meet the needs of
students. Carthage Bright Futures is a community
of Bright Futures USA.
Bright Futures is a grass
roots, community based program that creates
partnerships and utilizes community resources for
the common goal of helping kids and strengthening
families and community. AmeriCorps VISTA is a
national service program that is designed
specifically to eradicate poverty in the United
States. The first VISTA volunteer for Carthage
R-IX School district started on Friday, January
20, 2012.
Corkle will be contacting each
of the Carthage R-IXs schools over the next
several weeks to determine the current needs of
individual students. She will also be working
with the staff through out the school district
helping to determine student needs as well as
communicating with local organizations, agencies,
clubs, churches and others who will be given the
opportunity to help meet the needs of area
students.
Bright Futures believes that
the ability to meet the needs of each student is
already in the local community. It just is a
matter of finding that one person with the time,
talent or treasure who is able to meet the need.
According to school representatives, Carthage
R-IX School District is optimistic about Pamela
being able to connect those in the community with
the time, talent or treasure towards meeting a
need of the students.
"At Carthage R-IX we are
Inspiring Excellence in all of our
students."
For more information or
requests for Corkle to speak at an organization,
contact her or Laurel B. Rosenthal the Principle
of Mark Twain Elementary (417) 359-7080.
Extension
Council Members Elected.
Eleven individuals were newly
elected in the balloting that ended January 31,
2012, according to Peter Carter, council chair.
Newly elected members to serve
two year terms are: Steve Hunter, Larry Jackson,
Karen Moll, Glenn Moll, Jennifer Pryer, Shawn
Pryer, Danny Read, Mark Russell, Donald Shoup and
Gary Stubblefield. Barbara Hunter was elected to
fill a one-year unexpired term.
These members will join the
hold-over members: Emily Boydston, Debbie Carter,
Peter Carter, Brian Fosdick, Margaret Hartman,
Tom Howard, Bradley Moll, Jeff Simpson and
Jennifer Simpson
Currently, the appointed
members to the council are: Jim Honey (County
Commission), Melodee Colbert-Kean (City of
Joplin), Susan Knost (Farm Bureau) and Michele
Hansford (City of Carthage).
The council has four major
responsibilities. They are: (1) to advise the
University of Missouri on needed extension
educational programs, (2) approve the extension
staff housed in Jasper County, (3) arrange for
financing the Jasper County Extension Center and,
(4) hold elections to perpetuate the Council.
Indictment for
Robo-signing.
Jefferson City, Mo.
Attorney General Chris Koster announced that a
Boone County grand jury has handed down 136-count
indictments against DOCX, LLC and its founder and
former president, Lorraine Brown, for forgery and
making a false declaration related to mortgage
documents processed by DOCX.
"The grand jury indictment
alleges that mass-produced fraudulent signatures
on notarized real estate documents constitutes
forgery," Koster said. "Todays
indictment reflects our firm conviction that when
you sign your name to a legal document, it
matters," Koster said.
The forgery and false
declaration counts each allege that the person
whose name appears on 68 notarized deeds of
release on behalf of the lender is not the person
who actually signed the paperwork. The documents
were then submitted to the Boone County Recorder
of Deeds.
Kosters office requested
the indictment, and the Attorney Generals
Office will prosecute the case.
The indictments are the result
of months of investigation by the Attorney
Generals Office into the robo-signing
scandal that injected thousands of questionable
mortgage documents into the market. When the
practice began to come to light, several major
lenders temporarily suspended foreclosures in
2010. DOCXs role in the robo-signing
process came to national attention when 60
Minutes reported that Linda Green, an employee of
DOCX, purportedly signed thousands of
mortgage-related documents on behalf of several
different banks and in multiple handwritings. The
68 documents on which the indictments are based
were purportedly signed by Linda Green, but were
allegedly signed by someone else.
The Attorney Generals
investigation into this practice continues.
George
Washington Carver 2012 Scholarship.
The Carver Birthplace
Association (CBA), in conjunction with the George
Washington Carver National Monument, is pleased
to announce the tenth annual George Washington
Carver Scholarship. The scholarship is a onetime
award in the amount of $500.00 for the 2012/2013
academic year. It will be awarded to a local
graduating high school senior, or local home
school student receiving a GED certificate.
Criteria for determining the award recipient will
include academic achievement, community
involvement and need. Students should plan to
attend Iowa State University, Tuskegee
University, Simpson College in Indianola, Iowa,
or an accredited college within a 100 mile radius
of Diamond, Missouri, site of the George
Washington Carver National Monument. Chosen area
of study must include one of the following:
Science, Art, Agriculture, Music, or Education.
Scholarship applications may be
obtained from the Visitor Center at the George
Washington Carver National Monument located at
5646 Carver Road, Diamond, Missouri (beginning
2/10/12), or from local high school guidance
counselors (beginning 2/20/11). Applications must
be submitted to the park by Friday March 16,
2012. For more information contact Krista L.
Stark, CBA Director & Development Specialist
by email at cba.volunteers@gmail.com or by phone
at 417-437-8443 or 417-325-4151.
Jasper
County Jail Count
199 February 8,
2011
Total
Including Placed out of County
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TALK
CARS
I had a heater core on a
99 Dakota Sport replaced, and I now have
heat all the time without it being turned on. I
was told that I was feeling heat from the engine
because there is no insulation on the firewall. I
didnt have this problem before the new core
was installed. What, if anything, did they forget
to do?-- Greg
TOM: Boy, youre an
understanding guy, Greg. They give you a song and
dance like that, and you say, "Okey
dokey," and walk away. We could use some
customers like you!
RAY: Thats not heat from
the engine bleeding through, Greg. Thats
heat from the heater. And its likely the
fault of the guys who changed the heater core.
TOM: But before we conclude
that theyre absolutely to blame (well
get to that soon enough), lets look at one
other possibility. The heater controls in this
truck are operated by engine vacuum. Theres
a check valve under the hood that helps the
system maintain vacuum during hard acceleration.
RAY: Right. So if that check
valve were broken, your blend doors (the flaps
behind the dashboard that regulate how much heat
comes into the cabin) can pop open during hard
acceleration.
TOM: So if youre getting
a surge of heat only when youre
accelerating hard or climbing a hill, then this
five-dollar check valve could be the problem.
RAY: But if youre getting
heat all the time -- which is what you say in
your letter -- then these guys screwed something
up. Maybe they jammed a blend door so it
cant close all the way. Or maybe they
forgot to reattach a vacuum hose.
TOM: The reason theyre
trying to get rid of you is because rescuing the
Chilean miners was easier than getting to the
heater core in this vehicle. They dont want
to do it again. For free. So theyre hoping
youll just go away, or start driving around
in your bathing suit.
artCentral
ART NOTES from
Hyde House
by Sally Armstrong,
Director of artCentral
I await the arrival of works to
be displayed in our exhibition opening February
17th,
"MANY VOICES: ONE
JOURNEY". This group exhibition of original,
recent artworks showcasing some 44 members of the
Joplin Regional Artist Coalition opens Friday,
February 17th here at Hyde House and the
invitations will be going out this week to our
membership, and can also be found around the
area. I had hoped to begin telling you about
these artists individually, but as I do not yet
know what work we will be seeing, I will respond
today to a very interesting article that appeared
over the weekend in the PRESS, written by Rebecca
Haines entitled, EMBRACING LOCAL ART. In her
article, the writer explored the question of
whether art and artists in Carthage are known or
hidden, and she interviewed three; Helen Ryan, a
potter, Debby Jeffries and Ross Gipson. I am not
sure how these became her sources, but as
artCentral was complimented by Ms Jeffries as
making local exhibitions and workshops visible to
the public, I thank her. artCentral has existed
for 26 years, and yet some say they dont
know about us--- I have to think they arent
looking very hard. My surprise was the comments
made by Ross Gipson, who I do know personally and
who is an intelligent person. If he is quoted
correctly, he noted that Carthage only has a
handful of artists that cater to what the
community desires, that being local subject
matter, sometimes historic. His dispute is that
the community has held "only these artists
up" as creating, what I have to assume he
means, saleable or popular local art, not
allowing others a "voice". Now, as an
artist, I am the first to remind everyone that
all art is subjective, artists usually create
what they feel personally passionate about, and
sometimes that feeling finds an
"audience", which translates into
enthusiasm and sales for that artist.
Only artCentral, as a not for
profit, exists for the purpose of our 90+ member
artists to show a variety of art work that many
times crosses the line of what is most popular
locally. I can say with certainty that our
schedule this year includes a wide variety; one
example is abstract contemporary painter Dale
Augustson of Springfield, who shows here in
March. I would invite Ross to visit, as our show
opening the 17th will represent a great variety
of styles and subject matters from JRACs
participating members who all reside in the area.
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